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Warning: Teasing, Size difference, Intense sexual activity, unrealistic body proportions & bodily actions, Sexual ruination, and (If you value a certain purity to your animated family movies) childhood ruination

TYBW Ichigo (Bleach) X Chel (The road to El Dorado)

Ichigo peered around the corners in each direction, then stepped into the temple of worship. He'd appeared here about a month before, and thanks to a few displays of power, they thought he was some sort of god. He'd used the opportunity to make the temple a good place to stay until he figured out how to get outta here. Although, there was one person here, who saw through his farce – a secret she willingly kept if he could get her out too. But there was still a problem with her…

He sat on one of the couches and let his head fall back, finally he could relax. His eyes shot open as he heard and felt a soft heft *plop* beside his face.

"Miss me?" A feminine voice asked, as her gorgeous face smirked right back at him from over his shoulder, and bent over, letting her huge mocha tits dangle right next to his ear.

Her fingers crept down his other shoulder, and as she reached further down his arm she slowly pushed her breasts into the side of his head, her thick red lips raised in a grin and her long dark hair draped over her smooth shoulders, hiding her shiny diamond-shaped earrings. "Don't worry, I'll never be gone for too long." She promised ominously, reaching so far down her immense rump was raised up behind her. until her hand had traveled over his dick. He held back a gasp as she palmed his crotch. This had been going on for ever! If Chel ever had him alone, she took every chance to torment the ever loving fuck out of him, pushing him closer to the edge every time, and she couldn't be ignored. This short woman was evil, that's all there was to it, drawing him towards temptation with her thickness, guaranteeing he was going to do something he knew he'd regret, yet he painfully pushed it down every time. Even now, he could feel his member rising against his wishes, pumping to life under her teasing touch.

"This is killing you, isn't it?" She pulled away and slowly sashayed to the other side of the room, her fat brown booty bobbing as she swished her hips, bending over to look at one of the bejeweled statues, giving him a clear view of her shelves of smooth, door frame-busting coco rump. It was made worse by her wearing nothing but a tube top and a loincloth, which went down to her thick brown thighs, but didn't cover much, basically getting swallowed by her gargantuan ass. How did a woman so short carry all that baggage?!

"I think I'll definitely stick to taking this one with me when we go, what about you?" She knew he wouldn't answer. His focus was locked onto her backside, occasionally slipping down to a tube top too small for her coconuts, but her rump definitely took the cake.

She suddenly stood up, and walked backwards. Ichigo's breath was unsteady as she deliberately jiggled towards him until she parked right in his lap, her stupidly thick ass squishing right over his muscular thighs and on his crotch. She shimmied her shoulders and shook her hips under the pretense of getting comfortable, but he could feel her cheeks sinking deeper against him. She put her back to his chest, giving him a straight downward view into her top-straining melons. She ground her butt against his groin, and pretended she didn't notice. Even as sitting in his lap made the difference in size clear, between her shortstack build and his tall, muscular form. Yet he felt pinned beneath her plush, curvy shape and smug, agonizing grin as she shimmied her big boobs and her bigger behind. "You comfortable? Of course not."

Ichigo growled, and stood straight up, the movements flinging her off his lap and onto the floor by her bum. Her fat ass cheeks absorbed the impact, but it was still going to bruise.

"Owww~!" She whined, rubbing her sore rump. "Hey! Give me a warning when you're… gonna…"

The air about Ichigo had shifted on the spot, and his brown eyes hardened, his hands opening and closing tensely. Before Chel could react, he seized her by her hips and tossed her onto the couch, her boobs wiggling with the impact. She tried to straighten herself out, but he was on her in an instant, his knees parked around her plump thighs, which she squeezed together in nervousness. She gasped as he bunched up her tube top in one and and *RIPPED* it off, her perky tits cascading out from their cloth confinement. His hands gripped on the head of their seating as he sat there, looming over her with his superior size and muscle, shifting his hips until something brushed deep into Chel's belly. It took Chel a moment to realize he was grinding a positively massive hard-on against her stomach while his eyes were stuck on her bouncy, hand-filling breasts, giving her a chance to see just how angry he was. His jaw was tight, he was staring at her boobs like they were an insult, and he puffed his nostrils like a rampaging bull as his broad shoulders and marble-carved chest heaved with deep, hungry breaths.

Despite herself, Chel lowered her eyelids in an unimpressed line and grinned at him. She may have taken it too far, but maybe she wanted to face the consequences of teasing this stud. "Well? Are you going to stand there looking mad that I hurt your feelings… or are you going to actually do something?"

Ichigo growled in irritation, and tore his clothes off before she could blink. His veiny enormity *THWAPPED* against her stomach and rested there as he basked in her soft skin cushioning the broad underbridge of his cock and his loaded balls bearing menacingly before her soaking flower, parting itself invitingly before his pussy-ruiner. A was of precum fat enough to be it's own load glutted from his smoldering dick tip and slid between their bodies. Chel gasped as he adjusted himself so his reddening helmet kissed the undersides of her breasts, and one of his big, strong hands latched on and squeezed her smooth, pillowy udder so hard it ballooned around his fingers. She could hardly control her breathing as she locked her eyes on the python against her front, the way it throbbed like a heartbeat of its own, with veins thicker than her thumbs, pulsing rich red blood to keep it rigid and ready to break some poor little pussy.

"Maybe this was a bad idea…" She muttered out loud, too proud to just apologize and trying not to croon at his demanding touch. Not that he could hear, his ears flooded with testosterone as he had a hand squeezing both her boobs and the other one still sinking deep into her brown, sweaty banks of booty flesh engulfing the appendage up to the wrist. She wriggled, but he was infinitely stronger than her; he could have held her over his head with one hand and not noticed. Instead, he decided to dig into her meaty tit banks, and he was about to dig deeper. He'd held back out of respect for her, but respect was violated when she decided to blue his balls with her obscene little body.

He wasn't satisfied with just squeezing her tits for long, so he grabbed her by the arm and forcibly turned her on her back and ripped off her loincloth, her thick, moist womanhood staring right back at him, ready to spread for his enormous, masculine pillar, which was so heavy that it was still laying on her stomach and prodding the undersides of her tits, sagging under its own absurd heft. Ichigo could feel the cylinders going off inside him, like he should get to it right now, like he should have done it from the beginning! It was time to teach this puny, fat-assed bitch a lesson!

Feeling vindicated, he grabbed her by the arm and twisted her on her front, ignoring her yelp of protest. She frantically looked over her shoulder, trying to get on her elbows.

"W-wait," she tried, "I give up, alright? You win, you got gutsier than I was willing. Let's talk about this-"

*SMACK*

"AAH~!"

Ichigo's palm scythed down on Chel's butt cheek, the jiggle rippling through her body all the way to her tits. Chel bit down on her lip as a pleasurable shock struck her center like a lightning bolt. Ichigo followed every delicious wobble, and decided he wanted to see it again. He raised up his other muscular limb, and brought it streaking over her other cheek! *SMACK* Chel yelped again. *SPANK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* Ichigo went to town on Chel's hypnotic ass, watching it jiggle-jiggle under his punishments for her taunting with her smoking thickness. He grabbed as much of each cheek as he could carry in a handful and spread her open to see her tiny pink pucker winking at him invitingly. He shoved his face in between the full, cushy divide and held her cheeks in place around him, showing the flesh flooded past his ears. He motorboated her fat Hispanic ass slabs like his life depended on it, basking in the wonderfully doughy dump truck wrapped over his face like a rubber mask, even snorting it in like a drug. Chel squeezed her hands as Ichigo's nose lay firmly at the divot in her booty.

Having inhaled his dose of Chel's ass sweat, he sat back up and grabbed his cock with one hand, to place it-

*whump*

Right in her perfectly shaped booty crevice. He used her hips like handholds while he ground his throbbing monstrosity between her bronze mountains of ass. "You don't get to try and back out now!" He growled out, his eyes briefly turning a familiar black-and-yellow. "You caused this," he said, squeezing the thick bridge of his still pre-spitting dick for emphasis, "so it's on you!"

Chel bit into the cushion, trying not to moan again. She looked back at him with a pleading expression. "I'm sorryyyyy~!" She crooned, desperately. It was all words, really. She was finally seeing Ichigo flood with masculine energy. Getting treated like some disobedient little thing… it was making her so horny she was losing it!

"No you're not." He grumbled, standing up and letting his cock sag to the ground, so heavy and ready to gape. "Not yet." He grabbed the blue-balling shortstack by the ankles and dragged her until her ass was on top of the armrest, her hips raised. He stood behind her, picked up his dick and pulled his hips back until his flaring dick tip prodded her absolutely soaked opening.

"Waitwaitwait! Please!" She begged. "Go slowly, there's no way it's gonna ffffffffffff-oooooohhhhhh~!" Chel came immediately, as his pussy-buster reached all the way into her pussy, stretched it beyond its limits, and touched her every pleasure spot at once, just by existing.

It fit.

Teased to the limit, Ichigo lost all patience as he slammed his cock all the way into her pussy, past it, and pounding in her guts, his fist-dwarfing balls resting against her plump thighs. He threw his head back, enjoying the soft, warm wrap-around of her insides snug along his oversized dick. He got his hips moving again, egged on by his own balls swinging against pillowy thigh-flesh, smacking against her legs as he got into a brutal rhythm of mating. His ass flexed as their hips clapped together, and he gaped Chel the fuck out on the end of his colossal rod. *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* He stood tall as he proceeded to clap the sweetest cheeks in El Dorado, shoving into her pussy like the true treasure it was! Chel was too thick to ignore, and now she was getting the best attention she could get, all while tasting her new studs prime Triple-S meat. It was more outrageous than any dream he'd ever had! His vision went blurry as he lost himself to primal euphoria, fucking her into the couch cushion. Easily a foot of meat appeared and disappeared as he pulled in and out of her quim. Ichigo shoved his cock all the way down to his base, and the head bulged past her organs and under her throat. Chel was choking on his dick from the other end!

And she didn't even care. Chel's legs kicked about her as she squirted another orgasm. She could feel herself closer to the clouds with each one as she tasted Ichigo's enormity, felt it pushing her guts aside to make room, and gauged her pussy out so she'd never even feel a smaller cock! Her tits flattened out underneath her and bulged into jiggly flanks as she tried to grab onto the seat for dear life. She couldn't help but recount the reckless behavior which had gotten her to this point, the point where she was getting fucked stupid by a strange young stud she had barely known for a month! A little tempting with her nut-draining lusciousness, and now she was getting a romp so rough she thought the furniture beneath her was breaking! Her asscheeks bobbed and smacked against his pelvis, overflowing to the point she was scrubbing his abs with them. She used to wonder if he jerked off to her whenever he could, but now he'd never have to, if she had any say in it.

Ichigo was barely breathing hard, rutting into Chel's gaping hole with mechanical focus. He could feel his cock swell and rush as he stuffed the Hispanic beauty with his beastly, pornstar-dwarfing cock. But he needed something else. Knowing immediately what would do it, he grabbed her arms, and lifted her off the couch from there.

"KYAAAAAHHH~!"

Gravity played its part as Chel was re-impaled on his platinum-grade dong. He leaned back to rest her on his chest, repositioned his hands to her thighs, and lifted them until her ankles were behind her ears! He made noises more akin to a growling beast than simply a horny man as he battered his hips against her impact-dampening ass cheeks. Chel's tongue rolled out of her mouth and her eyes turned backwards into her skull as she was pumped on Ichigo's massive prick. Her entire pussy had been turned into a G-spot at that point, unable to react any other way to his virile sexual pillar. If he told her in that very moment he was a sex god, she would believe him from then on, she was practically considering it already, getting torn open on his third leg while he fucked all of his frustrations into her abused hole.

Ichigo kept his hold on her thick thighs, but his hands kept traveling over them to enjoy every inch of her delectable plushness. His balls swung up and clobbered behind her helpless limbs as he dug into her pussy like fresh soil. His thick, veiny whore maker was right at home inside her juicy puss. If he'd known it was this euphoric to fuck a teasing bitch, he would have made it a suitable punishment a lot sooner. He could tell as he looked at Chel's half-conscious face, it did him a lot of favor to fuck her stupid, her thick cheeks jiggling and her perky tits bouncing to and fro in front of them. He was guided by his instincts at this point, as he twisted her around on his dick - to her nth orgasmic scream - until she was facing him. Her arms wrapped around his neck, her legs locking around his waist, while he held onto her by her hips. Her eyes were glassy with pleasure, but she was looking straight into his soul. She kissed him full on, and he dove her tongue straight into her open mouth; he felt like she was trying to suck his balls dry through the slobbery making out, as he mushed into full, red, perfect cock-sucking lips.

She yelped as he *SMACKED* her ass again. It seemed he was determined to punish her cheeks for being so unwieldy in their gravid chunkiness! She trembled as she held herself against him, flattening her boobs into pancakes against his abs, delirious with pleasure beyond all doubt, clinging to him as she fell in love with his long, fat, scary, veiny, thick, smelly, throbbing, MANLY, COCK!

He spanked another orgasm out of her, clobbering those cheeks every which-way as he gouged out her pussy, sailing through the rising tide within him! His cock pulsed as her ass like a bongo drum, his impending orgasm riling up all the sexual energy, all his frustrated arousal into a crescendo of euphoria which swallowed them whole and together, his studly virility ready to demonstrate upon the prone and willing Hispanic booty bunny wrapped over his cock like a condom!

*SPLRRRRRTCCCCHHHHHH*

Chel couldn't shriek as Ichigo flooded her insides with a washing-over of spunk, an explosion out of his dick slit which emptied his balls into her pussy and past it! Ichigo hollered with euphoria as he busted a nut, the biggest orgasm he'd ever let out in his life. Chel's gut bulged to the size of a ball, until spunk back-blasted out of her stretched pussy, and she even vomited the stuff, with some splattering through her nostrils – all over her own tits, back, and her hair. She came one last time, an orgasm cocktail which was quickly washed away with the rest of the excess. Ichigo's balls shriveled up as they emptied into the sexually ruined woman in his grasp. Losing his balance, he fell on his ass and made a sizable crack in the flooring. Chel simply shuddered in his grip, and was out like a light, the superhuman levels of sex too much for her tiny, thick body to take anymore.

Ichigo's cock finally sagged and rested between his legs. He tried to get his breathing under control, after getting it on in a romp which would probably draw people up here with its noise; he didn't even realize the grin spread over his face. Sitting in a post-nut clarity equal in satisfaction to the actual orgasm as Chel gurgled next to him, Ichigo realized that he was wrong: he didn't regret this one bit.

It occurred to me that I could have said, "her cake took the cake." It occurred to me before the full phrase was even finished just how stupid that would be. Don't forget to leave a review with your personal thoughts. Happy No-Nut November!

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