DMK: Whew! I'm back! Again! Yay! *cough* Yeah... anyway... nothing much in the plot aspect of this story advances... but I think this is gonna be one of the more humorous chapters of this fic, so enjoy it.

Sai Saici: Yeah! What sis said!!

Sideswipe: Uh... DITTO!!!

DMK and Sai: *stare*

Sideswipe: What? WHAT?!

DMK: Nothing... oh, and say the Disclaimer, wontcha, Swipey?

Sideswipe: It's inert, remember?
**INERT DISCLAIMER**

DMK: oh... yeah... ^^'' I knew that. Well, onward, ho!!!!!

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Chapter Two



Agh! This place bites! Hotshot moaned. The humidity is killin' my circuits!

Join the club,Jetfire muttered, trying to get his bearings. Okay, the Minicon is moving... so either it's been activated or whoever has the panel is leaving the area. I'll head up an' do a recon. The Autobot leapt into the air and shouted, and in a blink, a red white and gold space shuttle was tearing off through the air.
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The small red and orange Minicon ran through those trees for all it was worth, trying to keep on step ahead of the humans that were chasing it.

Sai Saici and Schwartz kept up with it easily, while the others planned to cut it off up ahead.

Man... who knew a little robot could move that fast? Chibodee asked breathlessly as he crouched, preparing to ambush.

George hid as well, also panting. I have no idea... quite an advanced machine though...

Yeah... I'll betcha anything that it's from another galaxy or something.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Just then, both of the Gundam Fighters watched a red, white, and gold space shuttle pass overhead. It circled around where the little robot had been running, and then doubled back.

What the-?! Chibodee began incredulously. Those kinda aircraft are way outta date.

But then why is it here? George questioned.

No clue.

Interrupting their idle chatter, the small bot came barreling through the brush, and the two men jumped out at it. The robot gave a beep of fright and tried to run, but as soon as it did, Argo and Domon both leapt out as well.

Got it! Chibodee told the others as he reached out to it.

What happened next seemed amazing: the robot actually turned into a small car and evaded the attack. It zoomed between Argo and Schwartz, and took off into the forest.
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Over Hotshot's comlink, Jetfire's voice came crackling to life. Both of you! Move out fast! We've got humans chasing the Minicon! Looks like they've got it cornered too!

Hotshot said to Smokescreen. You heard the man! Let's save us a Minicon!

Both of them transformed: Hotshot, a sports car, and Smokescreen, a crane truck. They then tore off towards the coordinated that Jetfire had relayed to them.
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The Minicon, who's name was Overhaul, burst into a clearing and reverted into his robot mode. Ahead of him was a steep cliff, to his right, was a wide ravine, and to his left and behind him, was the forest he had just cleared.

... this is great... Just. Great. he muttered to himself, turning back around. Reaching his audio receptors, came the sounds of the humans moving though the brush towards him. Seconds after hearing them, they appeared.

Ha! Gotcha! Sai said to it, not caring whether or not it would respond.

Overhaul backed up, pressing himself against the cliff, as the Gundam Fighters advanced.

So uh, just what are we gonna do with this thing once we get it? Chibodee asked blankly.

Rain, who had caught up with them all, stepped forward first. I think I'll just take it apart and see what makes this robot tick.

Oh, JUST take me apart?! I don't think so! Overhaul prepared to run, when something shifted into view behind all of the humans. A big something. He looked up at it, elated. Thank Primus! I'm safe!

Sai Saici followed the Minicon's train of focus, and looked over his shoulder. Almost instantly, he turned back, bewildered. Uh... bro? he asked shakily, tugging on Domon's sleeve.

he snapped, a bit annoyed.

Gi- Giant robot... he stuttered.

It's called a Gundam genius, now let go of my shirt!

Chibodee grinned at the Neo-Chinese Gundam Fighter, and turned to look himself. His face went pale. Uh Domon, I don't think the kid's lyin, he told him weakly, voice wavering.

Domon, thoroughly frustrated, turned around, expecting it to be nothing. He gasped and stumbled backwards. What the hell is THAT?!

Excuse me, not interrupting anything important, am I? The huge yellow robot asked, a crooked grin on his face.

Holy crap! The thing talks! Chibodee cried in surprise.

The mech rolled his optics, then looked down to Overhaul. So there you are, little guy.

Just in time, Autobot! he crowed, running over to the Transformer's feet. They were gonna dismantle me, man!

Were they, now? he repeated, eying the humans with something like malice, though internally he was grinning. Well, Overhaul, what should I do to them?

Behind their backs, Sai Saici, Chibodee, and Argo pressed a green switch on a small controller. (those three were the only ones to have their Gundam Start Keys handy) They were summoning the Gundams.

The robot again cackled in a fake evil tone, but to the Fighters, they honestly thought he was a bad guy. Hmm... Demolisher says humans are pretty tasty...

Hehe, works fer me!

Just then, to their shock, two more of those robots came into view. Well, looks like you found that Minicon we've been lookin' for, Hotshot, the red and gold one said. He then looked to the humans in front of him, and sighed. Well, I guess someone would see us eventually...

You nuts?! They'll take ya apart if you turn your back on them!

Hotshot grinned. Well, Jetfire, Smokescreen, seems like we've gotten what we came for. I guess we can get outta here-

Suddenly, three more robots landed in the clearing. But these weren't Transformers. Gundams.

Hotshot gave a yelp and stood up quickly. What in Cybertron's name are those?!

Ooooh slag. Jetfire began. Why am I getting the feeling that this WON'T end well?



TBC

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DMK: YAY! CLIFFHANGER-NESS!! DON'T YOU ALL HATE ME?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Domon: Uh... are you hyper right now?

DMK: No dur! Course I am! And WHY?! Well a certain DECEPTICON was supposed to hide all the sugar from me!

Cyclonus: u_u' WHAT?! I thought that stashing it under my bed would work!

Hotshot: Unfortunately... no.

Chibodee: Yup. K's a sneaky one...

DMK: ^_________^ WHATEVER!! R&R!!