* Author's Note * - Remember that cliffhanger from the last chapter? Well,
you get to find out the answer in a few seconds! Are you excited? Huh?
Huh? Okay, sorry...I just did that to make you wait! Whatever...enjoy the
story!
Frodo Friday
Chapter 5 The PG-13 Part!
I blinked my eyes to make sure that it wasn't a mirage. I pinched myself to make sure that I wasn't dreaming. I looked around to make sure I wasn't in some sort of fictional story (A/N: Of course, I was. But I had no way of knowing that).
There in the bathroom stall stood Nina and Frodo.
But they weren't just standing there. They were embracing. They weren't just embracing. They were kissing. And they weren't just kissing. It was safe to say that they had both reached first base. They were so absorbed with each other, they didn't even notice that I was there and had opened the door and was standing there.
It looks like Frodo wouldn't be emptying his bladder this period.
I tried to think of some way to distract them and get back to algebra (not that I minded missing class, of course). Turning around, I spied a sink. I ran tiptoeing over to it and slowly turned the creaky faucet. I checked back at the twosome. They hadn't noticed. Good, my plan was still in effect. I ran my hands under the faucet and turned the water off. I tiptoed back to the stall.
They were still kissing. Before I carried out my plan, I took one more look at the girl and hobbit. It was a funny sight: a tallish girl bent over a three-foot-tall hobbit. I hated to spoil their fun...but this would be way too fun to pass up! The two hadn't noticed me. I crept up, raised my hands and... flicked water all over them.
Nina jumped nearly a foot in the air. Frodo jumped a few inches (which would be equivalent to a foot if he were a human. Yay! I'm so proud of myself: doing math outside of math class!)
"Huh?" asked Frodo, who had lipgloss all over his face.
"Huh?" asked Nina, who had a crick in her neck for bending over so long.
Then they noticed me. "What are you doing here?" Nina asked.
"Saving you," I replied. "Teen pregnancy isn't cool."
Frodo looked dazed. "I was in such bliss...and then it stopped."
"Yeah, sorry little buddy," I told him. "But I had to. Well, we better get back to class." Nina and Frodo nodded and followed me out of the bathroom.
We arrived back at class and took our seats. Tory looked at me strangely. I pointed to Frodo's face. At the sight of the lipgloss, Tory's eyes grew bigger, but then she nodded. I continued on the sheet.
Next to me, Frodo and Nina were staring into each other's eyes. I guess I'd have to put up with this for the rest of the period.
Mrs. Galf's voice startled them out of their daze. "Class is over! This sheet has to be finished by Monday with no mistakes!" A collective groan ensued from the class. Then Mrs. Galf smiled. "Just kidding! You don't have to. We'll check it in class next week." An even LOUDER groan ensued. She isn't funny.
I walked out of the class with Frodo and Nina on my heels. I turned left to go to Social Studies, but Frodo didn't budge. That was probably because Nina had a hold of his wrist.
"Oh Emily," Nina whined. "Can I PLEASE take him with me? Please please please!"
"Come on, Nina!" I said. "He's got to come with me!"
"Oh fine," she sighed. "See you at lunch," she said to Frodo.
"See you, Sugar Booger!" Frodo said in return. Nina smiled and left.
I turned to Frodo. "SUGAR BOOGER?" I asked him. "What kind of a lame name is that?"
"It's not lame," he said. "It's just creative."
I grunted. "Come on," I said. "We're almost to Social Studies." We walked on, Frodo a bit ahead of me.
All of a sudden, Frodo plopped forward onto his face. I heard maniac laughing coming from the sides of the hall. I looked up. There was Tory and Sarina, rolling on the dirty school floor laughing their heads off. Frodo stood up and dusted his clothes off. "Nina's going to hear about this," he pouted as he walked away. I followed. Soon we were at Social Studies. I took my seat. Frodo sat on the floor. There weren't enough seats.
I looked up to find Sarina and Tory running into the room, laughing at me, or more at Frodo.
"That was great!" giggled Sarina. "Trip wires are GREAT!"
"Yeah!" replied Tory. "I'm glad I thought of it!"
"Pure genius!" added Sarina. They looked down at Frodo and suddenly stopped laughing. I followed their eyes - right to the lipgloss on his face.
"Tell us," Sarina demanded.
"We have a right to know," added Tory.
"Come on," I said. "I bet you know what happened."
"Tell us in DETAIL," Sarina ordered.
"That I cannot do," I replied. "Ask Frodo. And," I added to him, "Use this for your face." I handed him the sleeve of my old sweatshirt. Maybe I'd be able to sell it to Nina later.
But they didn't have time to ask Frodo: Mrs. Wozama, our Social Studies teacher had walked in.
* Author's Note * - Did you like it? Nina, you owe me big for this one! Okay, okay...you don't. I just hope you liked it. What's coming up next? What are we doing in Social Studies? Will Frodo and Nina get to see each other again? And will Frodo ever get to go to the bathroom? Keep reading to find out!
Frodo Friday
Chapter 5 The PG-13 Part!
I blinked my eyes to make sure that it wasn't a mirage. I pinched myself to make sure that I wasn't dreaming. I looked around to make sure I wasn't in some sort of fictional story (A/N: Of course, I was. But I had no way of knowing that).
There in the bathroom stall stood Nina and Frodo.
But they weren't just standing there. They were embracing. They weren't just embracing. They were kissing. And they weren't just kissing. It was safe to say that they had both reached first base. They were so absorbed with each other, they didn't even notice that I was there and had opened the door and was standing there.
It looks like Frodo wouldn't be emptying his bladder this period.
I tried to think of some way to distract them and get back to algebra (not that I minded missing class, of course). Turning around, I spied a sink. I ran tiptoeing over to it and slowly turned the creaky faucet. I checked back at the twosome. They hadn't noticed. Good, my plan was still in effect. I ran my hands under the faucet and turned the water off. I tiptoed back to the stall.
They were still kissing. Before I carried out my plan, I took one more look at the girl and hobbit. It was a funny sight: a tallish girl bent over a three-foot-tall hobbit. I hated to spoil their fun...but this would be way too fun to pass up! The two hadn't noticed me. I crept up, raised my hands and... flicked water all over them.
Nina jumped nearly a foot in the air. Frodo jumped a few inches (which would be equivalent to a foot if he were a human. Yay! I'm so proud of myself: doing math outside of math class!)
"Huh?" asked Frodo, who had lipgloss all over his face.
"Huh?" asked Nina, who had a crick in her neck for bending over so long.
Then they noticed me. "What are you doing here?" Nina asked.
"Saving you," I replied. "Teen pregnancy isn't cool."
Frodo looked dazed. "I was in such bliss...and then it stopped."
"Yeah, sorry little buddy," I told him. "But I had to. Well, we better get back to class." Nina and Frodo nodded and followed me out of the bathroom.
We arrived back at class and took our seats. Tory looked at me strangely. I pointed to Frodo's face. At the sight of the lipgloss, Tory's eyes grew bigger, but then she nodded. I continued on the sheet.
Next to me, Frodo and Nina were staring into each other's eyes. I guess I'd have to put up with this for the rest of the period.
Mrs. Galf's voice startled them out of their daze. "Class is over! This sheet has to be finished by Monday with no mistakes!" A collective groan ensued from the class. Then Mrs. Galf smiled. "Just kidding! You don't have to. We'll check it in class next week." An even LOUDER groan ensued. She isn't funny.
I walked out of the class with Frodo and Nina on my heels. I turned left to go to Social Studies, but Frodo didn't budge. That was probably because Nina had a hold of his wrist.
"Oh Emily," Nina whined. "Can I PLEASE take him with me? Please please please!"
"Come on, Nina!" I said. "He's got to come with me!"
"Oh fine," she sighed. "See you at lunch," she said to Frodo.
"See you, Sugar Booger!" Frodo said in return. Nina smiled and left.
I turned to Frodo. "SUGAR BOOGER?" I asked him. "What kind of a lame name is that?"
"It's not lame," he said. "It's just creative."
I grunted. "Come on," I said. "We're almost to Social Studies." We walked on, Frodo a bit ahead of me.
All of a sudden, Frodo plopped forward onto his face. I heard maniac laughing coming from the sides of the hall. I looked up. There was Tory and Sarina, rolling on the dirty school floor laughing their heads off. Frodo stood up and dusted his clothes off. "Nina's going to hear about this," he pouted as he walked away. I followed. Soon we were at Social Studies. I took my seat. Frodo sat on the floor. There weren't enough seats.
I looked up to find Sarina and Tory running into the room, laughing at me, or more at Frodo.
"That was great!" giggled Sarina. "Trip wires are GREAT!"
"Yeah!" replied Tory. "I'm glad I thought of it!"
"Pure genius!" added Sarina. They looked down at Frodo and suddenly stopped laughing. I followed their eyes - right to the lipgloss on his face.
"Tell us," Sarina demanded.
"We have a right to know," added Tory.
"Come on," I said. "I bet you know what happened."
"Tell us in DETAIL," Sarina ordered.
"That I cannot do," I replied. "Ask Frodo. And," I added to him, "Use this for your face." I handed him the sleeve of my old sweatshirt. Maybe I'd be able to sell it to Nina later.
But they didn't have time to ask Frodo: Mrs. Wozama, our Social Studies teacher had walked in.
* Author's Note * - Did you like it? Nina, you owe me big for this one! Okay, okay...you don't. I just hope you liked it. What's coming up next? What are we doing in Social Studies? Will Frodo and Nina get to see each other again? And will Frodo ever get to go to the bathroom? Keep reading to find out!