Disclaimer: Okay all the characters from Buffy and Angel are not mine, they are an invention of Joss Whedons imagination, I'm just borrowing them.
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Humming? Is that humming?
Where the hell am I?
What was with all the colours?
Spike slowly opened his eyes and looked around him, he was in a huge bedroom, it was a light green colour and very richly decorated with antique furniture, he could see French doors at the end of the hall.
"Well you took your time waking up."
Spikes eyes moved over to the woman he had seen in the hall. She was sitting closer to him now and he could see how beautiful se actually was No wonder she's the god of beauty.
"Aphrodite right?"
"We don't call each other 'god names' unless we're in a really important meeting or something. Unless of coures you're talking to Zeus, Hera, or Hermes who only have god names."
"Right, so I call you Jess."
"That's right,"
"Okay, so what was with all the lights?"
"We were making you a god, you see we had to put some of our power into you, plus you get your own for the spirit of Mark…"
"Mark?"
"Former Ares, anyway William… no offence but I don't like that name, can I call you Will?"
"You can call me Spike."
"I want to call you Will."
"I want you to call me Spike."
"Well I'll call you Sprick then."
"Fine."
"Oh, did you know that you're the first vampire to be made a god?"
"Well I do now, hey what were you before you died?"
"A witch."
"I thought you had to be immortal?"
"I was born a witch if you're born like that you can't grow to any more then 30 unless you curse yourself."
"I didn't know that."
"I did."
Jess jumped up and started walking around the room. Spike could only smile, the girl acted like a child, she seemed to be really fun.
"What made you a champion?"
"Oh you'll love this," She lay down on the couch putting her legs over the arm. "You know that amulet that you wore."
"Yeah…"
"I made it."
"You made it?" she nodded lightly "how?"
"Bought two necklaces and cursed them."
"There are two?"
"No, when I did it the first was coming to earth so I made one to be used then, and one to be used if she ever came again."
"Who wore the first one?"
"I did."
"Oh."
They both sat in silence for a while, Spike realised that himself and Jess had a strange connection. Jess looked at her watch and jumped to her feet.
"You should get up."
"Ok, why?" Spike got out of the bed very glad that he was still wearing his pants he started looking for the rest of his clothes.
"Zeus wants to talk to you before sunset." Jess led Spike towards a wardrobe. "Oh, by the way, we kept you're coat and all but you shouldn't wear it. Also try not to wear all black."
"Why not?"
"Hera believes that people who wear all black are evil, and Zeus doesn't like leather." Jess reached in and pulled out a black coat it went about down to Spikes knee and was lined with green satin. "We did get this for you, as I'm sure you noticed we all have our own colour, yours is green, it's kind of crap cause if we choose someone who doesn't suit the colour they look like hell. Any way, you have to wear this if your ever doing something officially."
Spike took the coat with a slightly raised eyebrow 'I like it, prefer my own though."
"It'll grow on you. When you're ready just come downstairs, and if you need anything just call or conjure."
"I don't think I know how to conjure."
"Then call, we'll teach you later." With that Jess spun around and walked out of the room.
After putting on brown pants and a grey shirt Spike followed Jess down the stairs. Jess, the girl he noticed as Naomi and three others were huddled together whispering, as they heard Spike coming they all stopped and looked up.
"Well you certainly don't put much thought into what you're wearing."
"What's that suppose to mean."
"Well you hardly took two minutes."
Everyone stood silently for a while.
"Oh, how rude of me," Jess pointed to the first girl, "This is Naomi, or Athena, who as we all know is the goddess of education and wisdom." Jess moved on to the second lady, she wouldn't have been much older then Spike she had blond hair the fell down her back. "This is Pandora, or Hygeia goddess of health." Jess came to the first man, he was small and very scrawny with dark black hair. "Hermes, he's our messenger." Spike noticed that she didn't call him a god but let it pass without much notice. Jess had gotten to last person in the room, a man he reminded Spike of Riley, just a half foot taller and slightly bigger. "And offcourse Poseidon God of the sea and weather." Spike thought he looked far to buff to do something like that, but decided not to comment on it.
"Isn't Hygeia suppose to be a guy?"
Pandora smiled lightly at him and nodded "It was, but Hera decided that the position was much more in need of a woman's touch." Spike had noticed something in her smile and the way she had said that, but couldn't quite decide what it was.
"So do I take it you made Pandora's box."
"Aren't you clever." Spike didn't like how she had said that, she either thought he was a child or she was insulting him badly. Having realised this wasn't going to a good place Jess jumped in.
"Maybe we should show Spick around before it gets dark." Jess grabbed spikes arm and pulled him towards two large doors.
A/N I wanted to continue but I didn't have time, I plan on getting a good but done now that I'm on holidays.