If you ask a stupid question, you get a dumb answer
Disclaimer: All things in this fic (excluding Spincut Edge) ain't mine.
Author's Notes (AN): Wow! I can't believe such a sucky (?) attempt at a fic would get reviews that don't flame. Well, thanx for reviewing and I promise to think of dumber things for my Metaly! _________________________________________________________________________
CHAPTER TWO - Still Asking Dumb Questions.
*CHARACTERS!*
Spincut Edge: The guy who asks questions.
Hero: I named him Gail, but I'll just call him Hero. His best trait is he can look at floors.
Male Fighter: Also known as MF, his IQ results came out negative.
Female Warrior: She failed dance lessons 5 times in a row.
Male Dealer: Also known as MD, he's fat. So fat, when he walked past my TV, I missed 3 shows!
Female Dealer: The only character without a negative trait, except for the fact she looks like a fairy.
Lamia: A very awesome legendary bird who hates the Hero.
Ortega: An axe-swinging, fireball-flinging, Zap casting, Hit Points lasting, shield raising, concentration-fazing, wears-a-dorky-helmet son-of- a-gun!
Metaly: A Metaly monster who hates Spincut.
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Spincut Edge: Finally they found those characters.
Metaly: blub blub
SE: What? You're still here?
Metaly: blubby! *casts Blaze*
SE: (thinks) I swear that I will play DW3 until I get to level 99 by only killing Metalys.
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Why doesn't your mom let you rest when she says:
Mom: "I'll wait until your journey is over."
Hero: Mom, can't I sleep in my room?
Mom: Why, no dear. You musn't!
Hero: C'mon ma, I know I wet the bed 355 times last year, I'll never do it again!
Mom: No.
Hero: Fine! *mumbling* Stupid head.
Mom: What was that? If you don't apologize, I'll throw this in the trash! *raises a bunny-wabbit stuff toy*
Hero: WHAT?!? NOOOOO!!!! NOT MISTER FLUFFY BUNNY!!!
Spincut Edge: Um, we'll just leave them there for a while.
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What is it with the graphics design for the Dealers?
MD: Really now, do I look that fat?
MF: Yaaaaa.
MD: *cries* Do you even know how hard it is when you're fat?
MF: Stoooopid. I don't care whether you're fat or you're. Wait a minute! You are fat! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
MD: *still crying* Don't you know how hard it is? I got an asthma because of this?
MF: *Lord of the Flies imitation* SUCKS FOR YOUR ASS-MAR!
MD: WAAAA!!!
(MD runs away and goes to the gym. Suddenly, the door opens and Female Dealer comes in.)
FD: Sorry I'm late!
SE: Whoa! Hey everyone!
Everyone: What?
SE: Announcement! Did someone lose a tooth? Because if you did, the tooth fairy's come to pick it up!
FD: HEY! THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY!
SE: Moore thinks it's funny. Right Moore?
MF: What? Oh yeah, I remember, yup. It's funny.
FD: Moore?
MF: Yup. My full name is Moore Garrison Vierhierth.
FD: What in the name of all things decent is that?
MF: My name.
FD: Yeah, but it's stooopid.
MF: SAY THAT AGAIN!
SE: Guys, I don't think you should do this, we're straying from the topic here!
FD: Want some of this! *whacks MF with the Abacus weapon thingy*
MF: Ouch! That did it! RAGING BLUE ETERNAL SPIRIT HOLY DRAGON HEAVEN'S BLADE FIST OF FURY!
*Moore throws the RBESHDHBFOF and. it misses*
FD: Ha ha ha! Now that is verrry STOOOPID!
MF: WHY YOU ELFY LITTLE. ELF GIRL!
SE: I'm backing out of this scene.
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SE: So, I finally got someone who would at least sit down for at least a few questions.
Ortega: I'm psyched to be here, Spincut! By the way, if you don't mind, I'll wear this helmet.
SE: Okay then, question number. *stares at Ortega's head*
Ortega: Hey, it isn't decent to stare at people!
SE: Oh sorry, my bad. I thought I saw something on top of your head. *rubs eyes* OMG! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!
Ortega: What?
SE: Oh! Sorry for exploding like that. Here's our question. *stifles laughter* What *stifles laughter* in *stifles laughter* the *opens most very slightly* world *opens mouth to medium range* is *bites lip, then* THAT! *points at helmet while laughing arse off*
Ortega: I knew it! Prepare to die!
SE: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Suddenly, every character appears on the set)
(Spincut Edge runs to a nearby broadcast skybox and looks on as every character fights.)
SE: Wow. Kinda like DW VS FF Fight To The Finish!
Ortega rushes up to Moore and attempts an axe smash, but Moore jabs him in the gut and Ortega falls. Hero runs up to his mother and burns her "Good Housekeeping" mags because Mr. Fluffy Bunny's life ended when Mom put it in the trash bin. Mom jabs Hero in the groin and Hero falls to the ground next to his father. Female Dealer gained the ability to summon elves and summon Navi (Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker) to annoy Mom to death. Moore then runs up to clothesline FD, but she Matrixes out of harm's way. Suddenly.
(Door opens and "Real American" plays)
???: I'm back!
FD: No way.
MF: I don't believe it.
SE: Wow.
Male Dealer: I'm back! *Tries to act like Hulk Hogan* Dealamania's going wild on you! Whatcha gonna do when the 24-inch abacuses run after you? *sings Real American"
Navi: *goes near MD* Hey listen! (x400)
MD: SHADDAP! SHADDAP! SHADDAP! *runs away*
SE: You know what reader *looks at LCD screen*, you'd think that this fic has gone off the main topic, so I apologize very dearly. If you're expecting something at the end, just wait.
*SE makes a cellphone call*
SE: Okay. Here it is.
(Back at the fight scene)
MF: Whoa! That's some huge wind!
FD: Could it be?
Hero: LAMIA!
*Lamia blows away all characters again*
Hero: NOOOO!!!
SE: *Looks at reader again* Okay. That was it. Oh yeah, you're still expecting something.
(SE goes down and enters a wrestling ring that appeared out of nowhere. His opponent is, you guessed it.)
Metaly: blub blub blubby! *casts Blaze*
SE: *looking anime-style burnt* *coughs* okay, you win. *drops*
Metaly: blub blub blubby!
Results: Spincut 1, Metaly 1 _________________________________________________________________________
Okay, I must admit that was an-off chapter, even more lamer than the first mainly because there were only 3-4 questions asked and a whole lot of grueling. Maybe it's better if you review and decide whether you like questions with fight scenes or just plain questions with nut cracking. Anyways, thanx even if you just read this. Rest assured, I'll update! Peace!
NAMES I'M GOING TO GIVE THE CHARACTERS:
Hero: Gail Brandon Erdrick
Ortega: Ortega Von Erdrick
Mom: Elle Marie Erdrick
Spincut Edge: Spincut Kali Edge
Male Fighter: Moore Garrison Vierhierth
Female Warrior: Natkra Curgurl
Male Dealer: Dealamania
Female Dealer: Ruby the Red-Haired Tooth Fairy
Metaly: Metaly
Lamia: Lamia
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SPINCUT EDGE -
"When you fall to the ground, you find yourself in reality: You're the enemy"
Disclaimer: All things in this fic (excluding Spincut Edge) ain't mine.
Author's Notes (AN): Wow! I can't believe such a sucky (?) attempt at a fic would get reviews that don't flame. Well, thanx for reviewing and I promise to think of dumber things for my Metaly! _________________________________________________________________________
CHAPTER TWO - Still Asking Dumb Questions.
*CHARACTERS!*
Spincut Edge: The guy who asks questions.
Hero: I named him Gail, but I'll just call him Hero. His best trait is he can look at floors.
Male Fighter: Also known as MF, his IQ results came out negative.
Female Warrior: She failed dance lessons 5 times in a row.
Male Dealer: Also known as MD, he's fat. So fat, when he walked past my TV, I missed 3 shows!
Female Dealer: The only character without a negative trait, except for the fact she looks like a fairy.
Lamia: A very awesome legendary bird who hates the Hero.
Ortega: An axe-swinging, fireball-flinging, Zap casting, Hit Points lasting, shield raising, concentration-fazing, wears-a-dorky-helmet son-of- a-gun!
Metaly: A Metaly monster who hates Spincut.
-=-=-
Spincut Edge: Finally they found those characters.
Metaly: blub blub
SE: What? You're still here?
Metaly: blubby! *casts Blaze*
SE: (thinks) I swear that I will play DW3 until I get to level 99 by only killing Metalys.
-=-=-
Why doesn't your mom let you rest when she says:
Mom: "I'll wait until your journey is over."
Hero: Mom, can't I sleep in my room?
Mom: Why, no dear. You musn't!
Hero: C'mon ma, I know I wet the bed 355 times last year, I'll never do it again!
Mom: No.
Hero: Fine! *mumbling* Stupid head.
Mom: What was that? If you don't apologize, I'll throw this in the trash! *raises a bunny-wabbit stuff toy*
Hero: WHAT?!? NOOOOO!!!! NOT MISTER FLUFFY BUNNY!!!
Spincut Edge: Um, we'll just leave them there for a while.
-=-=-
What is it with the graphics design for the Dealers?
MD: Really now, do I look that fat?
MF: Yaaaaa.
MD: *cries* Do you even know how hard it is when you're fat?
MF: Stoooopid. I don't care whether you're fat or you're. Wait a minute! You are fat! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
MD: *still crying* Don't you know how hard it is? I got an asthma because of this?
MF: *Lord of the Flies imitation* SUCKS FOR YOUR ASS-MAR!
MD: WAAAA!!!
(MD runs away and goes to the gym. Suddenly, the door opens and Female Dealer comes in.)
FD: Sorry I'm late!
SE: Whoa! Hey everyone!
Everyone: What?
SE: Announcement! Did someone lose a tooth? Because if you did, the tooth fairy's come to pick it up!
FD: HEY! THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY!
SE: Moore thinks it's funny. Right Moore?
MF: What? Oh yeah, I remember, yup. It's funny.
FD: Moore?
MF: Yup. My full name is Moore Garrison Vierhierth.
FD: What in the name of all things decent is that?
MF: My name.
FD: Yeah, but it's stooopid.
MF: SAY THAT AGAIN!
SE: Guys, I don't think you should do this, we're straying from the topic here!
FD: Want some of this! *whacks MF with the Abacus weapon thingy*
MF: Ouch! That did it! RAGING BLUE ETERNAL SPIRIT HOLY DRAGON HEAVEN'S BLADE FIST OF FURY!
*Moore throws the RBESHDHBFOF and. it misses*
FD: Ha ha ha! Now that is verrry STOOOPID!
MF: WHY YOU ELFY LITTLE. ELF GIRL!
SE: I'm backing out of this scene.
-=-=-
SE: So, I finally got someone who would at least sit down for at least a few questions.
Ortega: I'm psyched to be here, Spincut! By the way, if you don't mind, I'll wear this helmet.
SE: Okay then, question number. *stares at Ortega's head*
Ortega: Hey, it isn't decent to stare at people!
SE: Oh sorry, my bad. I thought I saw something on top of your head. *rubs eyes* OMG! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT!
Ortega: What?
SE: Oh! Sorry for exploding like that. Here's our question. *stifles laughter* What *stifles laughter* in *stifles laughter* the *opens most very slightly* world *opens mouth to medium range* is *bites lip, then* THAT! *points at helmet while laughing arse off*
Ortega: I knew it! Prepare to die!
SE: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Suddenly, every character appears on the set)
(Spincut Edge runs to a nearby broadcast skybox and looks on as every character fights.)
SE: Wow. Kinda like DW VS FF Fight To The Finish!
Ortega rushes up to Moore and attempts an axe smash, but Moore jabs him in the gut and Ortega falls. Hero runs up to his mother and burns her "Good Housekeeping" mags because Mr. Fluffy Bunny's life ended when Mom put it in the trash bin. Mom jabs Hero in the groin and Hero falls to the ground next to his father. Female Dealer gained the ability to summon elves and summon Navi (Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker) to annoy Mom to death. Moore then runs up to clothesline FD, but she Matrixes out of harm's way. Suddenly.
(Door opens and "Real American" plays)
???: I'm back!
FD: No way.
MF: I don't believe it.
SE: Wow.
Male Dealer: I'm back! *Tries to act like Hulk Hogan* Dealamania's going wild on you! Whatcha gonna do when the 24-inch abacuses run after you? *sings Real American"
Navi: *goes near MD* Hey listen! (x400)
MD: SHADDAP! SHADDAP! SHADDAP! *runs away*
SE: You know what reader *looks at LCD screen*, you'd think that this fic has gone off the main topic, so I apologize very dearly. If you're expecting something at the end, just wait.
*SE makes a cellphone call*
SE: Okay. Here it is.
(Back at the fight scene)
MF: Whoa! That's some huge wind!
FD: Could it be?
Hero: LAMIA!
*Lamia blows away all characters again*
Hero: NOOOO!!!
SE: *Looks at reader again* Okay. That was it. Oh yeah, you're still expecting something.
(SE goes down and enters a wrestling ring that appeared out of nowhere. His opponent is, you guessed it.)
Metaly: blub blub blubby! *casts Blaze*
SE: *looking anime-style burnt* *coughs* okay, you win. *drops*
Metaly: blub blub blubby!
Results: Spincut 1, Metaly 1 _________________________________________________________________________
Okay, I must admit that was an-off chapter, even more lamer than the first mainly because there were only 3-4 questions asked and a whole lot of grueling. Maybe it's better if you review and decide whether you like questions with fight scenes or just plain questions with nut cracking. Anyways, thanx even if you just read this. Rest assured, I'll update! Peace!
NAMES I'M GOING TO GIVE THE CHARACTERS:
Hero: Gail Brandon Erdrick
Ortega: Ortega Von Erdrick
Mom: Elle Marie Erdrick
Spincut Edge: Spincut Kali Edge
Male Fighter: Moore Garrison Vierhierth
Female Warrior: Natkra Curgurl
Male Dealer: Dealamania
Female Dealer: Ruby the Red-Haired Tooth Fairy
Metaly: Metaly
Lamia: Lamia
-=-=-
SPINCUT EDGE -
"When you fall to the ground, you find yourself in reality: You're the enemy"