Family Guy: "The Christmas Massacre Extravaganza"
Started: December 29, 2003
Finished: All except Chapter 2, on January 5, 2004
Peter walks into the kitchen. Brian is sitting at the table with a wine bottle in one hand and the other propping his head up.
"Oh, it's you. Do me a favor, if I start dreaming of visions of sugar plumbs dancing through my head, run me to the ER and have my blood/alcogol level checked."
"Ah huh..." replies Peter.
"You can insert the laugh anytime you want in the next 30 minutes before this bottle of Christmas cheer ... ah ... gosh I'm wasted. Peter, are you okay? That's like your 6th glass of eggnog today. Better not let Lois catch you hogging the nog."
"Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing."
Lois walks in and sees Peter.
"Peter, you're not drinking more of that eggnog? It's unhealthy to consume that much nog."
"No ... I'm ah, drinking the curdled milk cheese. Didn't want it to go to waste. There's starving kids in Africa and all that."
"Save some for tomorrow. You don't want to run out on Christmas Eve? The stores will be packed and we may not find anymore."
"I'll come join you in a bit before bed, just let me get one more thing and I'll be there."
"Okay sweetie, I'm going to go check on Stewey before I go. He's watching a movie," Lois leaves the kitchen.
Brian looks at Peter and says, "Curdled cheese? Honestly, you;'re just not trying anymore."
Lois walks over to the couch. She puts a hand on Stewey's left shoulder.
"Don't touch me," he slaps her hand away.
"Ewe, somebody's crouchy. Stewey honey, just another 10 minutes and I'm gonna put you to bed. All right?"
"Burn in hell women!"
She walks to her room. Stewey continues to watch the "Frost the Snowman" animated feature.
"What the hell is this? It's the dead of winter and he's worried about his hat? The man is stark naked! Of all the half-assed, Yuletide Christmas caroling crap ... he's a snowman! Just take the hat back!" his eyes begin to glaze over and become heavy.
Chris leaves the bathroom as the toilet flushes. He walks to his room. As he passes by Megan's door he says, "Goodnight Meg."
"What ever," comes her reply.
He closes his bedroom door after entering. He takes of his hat. His head is bald. He pulls off the bald spot to reveal a wig. He throws the rubber latex cover in the trash can next to his bed.
"That didn't work out at all. Damn you Shatner."
He opens his closet door.
"Goodnight evil monkey."
The evil monkey steps out and points the finger as usual while giving a vicious, sharp toothed frown. He also has on a red Santa hat with a white puffy ball. The monkey closes the door quickly.
Chris turns off the lights and goes to lie in bed. He tosses and turns a few minutes after falling asleep.
After lying down for just a few minutes Lois falls asleep.
Brian passes out on the table with the wine bottle on it's side and the contents of which spilt upon the table top and dripped onto the floor.
Meg stares up till she slowly eases into slumber.
Started: December 29, 2003
Finished: All except Chapter 2, on January 5, 2004
Peter walks into the kitchen. Brian is sitting at the table with a wine bottle in one hand and the other propping his head up.
"Oh, it's you. Do me a favor, if I start dreaming of visions of sugar plumbs dancing through my head, run me to the ER and have my blood/alcogol level checked."
"Ah huh..." replies Peter.
"You can insert the laugh anytime you want in the next 30 minutes before this bottle of Christmas cheer ... ah ... gosh I'm wasted. Peter, are you okay? That's like your 6th glass of eggnog today. Better not let Lois catch you hogging the nog."
"Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing."
Lois walks in and sees Peter.
"Peter, you're not drinking more of that eggnog? It's unhealthy to consume that much nog."
"No ... I'm ah, drinking the curdled milk cheese. Didn't want it to go to waste. There's starving kids in Africa and all that."
"Save some for tomorrow. You don't want to run out on Christmas Eve? The stores will be packed and we may not find anymore."
"I'll come join you in a bit before bed, just let me get one more thing and I'll be there."
"Okay sweetie, I'm going to go check on Stewey before I go. He's watching a movie," Lois leaves the kitchen.
Brian looks at Peter and says, "Curdled cheese? Honestly, you;'re just not trying anymore."
Lois walks over to the couch. She puts a hand on Stewey's left shoulder.
"Don't touch me," he slaps her hand away.
"Ewe, somebody's crouchy. Stewey honey, just another 10 minutes and I'm gonna put you to bed. All right?"
"Burn in hell women!"
She walks to her room. Stewey continues to watch the "Frost the Snowman" animated feature.
"What the hell is this? It's the dead of winter and he's worried about his hat? The man is stark naked! Of all the half-assed, Yuletide Christmas caroling crap ... he's a snowman! Just take the hat back!" his eyes begin to glaze over and become heavy.
Chris leaves the bathroom as the toilet flushes. He walks to his room. As he passes by Megan's door he says, "Goodnight Meg."
"What ever," comes her reply.
He closes his bedroom door after entering. He takes of his hat. His head is bald. He pulls off the bald spot to reveal a wig. He throws the rubber latex cover in the trash can next to his bed.
"That didn't work out at all. Damn you Shatner."
He opens his closet door.
"Goodnight evil monkey."
The evil monkey steps out and points the finger as usual while giving a vicious, sharp toothed frown. He also has on a red Santa hat with a white puffy ball. The monkey closes the door quickly.
Chris turns off the lights and goes to lie in bed. He tosses and turns a few minutes after falling asleep.
After lying down for just a few minutes Lois falls asleep.
Brian passes out on the table with the wine bottle on it's side and the contents of which spilt upon the table top and dripped onto the floor.
Meg stares up till she slowly eases into slumber.