"The Misadventures of the Z Senshi"
by Citrus Solution
Bardock and the others landed safely in the grass near the entrance to the Sanrio Kingdom. They started to approach after everyone had gotten out safely, but Goddess of Flowers and Time Hello Kitty stepped in front of them.
"HALT!" she commanded, holding out a furry white paw. Goten, not knowing how exactly to react to this, put a notebook there and handed her a pen.
"Autograph?" he asked simply. Goddess Kitty glared and whacked him over the head with the notebook and dropped it and the pen to the ground. Goten shrugged and picked them up, but dropped them when a voice boomed from the sky.
"YOU SHALL NOT WHACK GOTEN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" I shouted. "...even with my permission, you still shall not whack Goten!" I added. However, Goddess Kitty just grinned devilishly.
"Remember when you were little, Vulpi?" she said in a sweet tone of voice. "When you STAPLED YOUR THUMB WITH THAT HELLO KITTY STAPLER?!" [A/N: Yes. I did do that. ;-;]
All was silent for a moment, and then a quiet whimper could be heard. I backed off.
"Anyway," Goddess Kitty continued, back to normal, "you must sacrifice someone to the almighty Ice Princess Hello Kitty. They must be a young'un, and they must stand up straight--" She shot a dirty look at Chibi Trunks, who was lounging on his back with his arms behind his head, "--and they MUST wear a red and green Christmas present bow on their head." The Z-Senshi quickly sized both SSJ and normal Gotenks up, then decided on SSJ since he was so awesome. Normal Gotenks promptly died. No one cared.
"Here," Yamcha said, handing SSJ Gotenks to Goddess Kitty. "The bow and everything."
"You may pass," she said, smirking evilly.
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Oh no... what will Goddess Kitty do with SSJ Gotenks? Do we even want to know...?
-Citrus pops up- I'll write a one-shot on that if ya want. x) Just tell me in the reviews. -the narrator pukes-
by Citrus Solution
Bardock and the others landed safely in the grass near the entrance to the Sanrio Kingdom. They started to approach after everyone had gotten out safely, but Goddess of Flowers and Time Hello Kitty stepped in front of them.
"HALT!" she commanded, holding out a furry white paw. Goten, not knowing how exactly to react to this, put a notebook there and handed her a pen.
"Autograph?" he asked simply. Goddess Kitty glared and whacked him over the head with the notebook and dropped it and the pen to the ground. Goten shrugged and picked them up, but dropped them when a voice boomed from the sky.
"YOU SHALL NOT WHACK GOTEN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!" I shouted. "...even with my permission, you still shall not whack Goten!" I added. However, Goddess Kitty just grinned devilishly.
"Remember when you were little, Vulpi?" she said in a sweet tone of voice. "When you STAPLED YOUR THUMB WITH THAT HELLO KITTY STAPLER?!" [A/N: Yes. I did do that. ;-;]
All was silent for a moment, and then a quiet whimper could be heard. I backed off.
"Anyway," Goddess Kitty continued, back to normal, "you must sacrifice someone to the almighty Ice Princess Hello Kitty. They must be a young'un, and they must stand up straight--" She shot a dirty look at Chibi Trunks, who was lounging on his back with his arms behind his head, "--and they MUST wear a red and green Christmas present bow on their head." The Z-Senshi quickly sized both SSJ and normal Gotenks up, then decided on SSJ since he was so awesome. Normal Gotenks promptly died. No one cared.
"Here," Yamcha said, handing SSJ Gotenks to Goddess Kitty. "The bow and everything."
"You may pass," she said, smirking evilly.
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Oh no... what will Goddess Kitty do with SSJ Gotenks? Do we even want to know...?
-Citrus pops up- I'll write a one-shot on that if ya want. x) Just tell me in the reviews. -the narrator pukes-