Chapter 7: "The Gift Of Gill"
Megan goes downstairs and sees everyone up; waiting at the Christmas tree.
"Well, there you are sleepy head. We thought we'd have to start without you," says Lois.
"Mom, you know I have to spend at least two hours getting ready before I can come out here."
"Now that you're up, you can open your presents. This one is from all of us to you," says Lois.
They point and she moves over to it and gets down on her knees.
"You guys didn't have to ... I wonder what it is..."
She rips the paper open and pulls the lid off.
A naked Quagmire pops out with a big red ribbon tied around his body, holding a box lid over his crotch.
He moves his arms back and forth and thrusts his pelvis and exclaims, "All right! The gift of Gill! Big things come in small packages. Why don't you unwrap this Yuletide log? And while you're down there, do you think you can do me a favor? Oh yeah!"
"Aaaggghhh!!!" Meg sits up quickly. She looks at her clock and realizes it is Christmas Eve,
"I am never going to sleep again."
Megan goes downstairs and sees everyone up; waiting at the Christmas tree.
"Well, there you are sleepy head. We thought we'd have to start without you," says Lois.
"Mom, you know I have to spend at least two hours getting ready before I can come out here."
"Now that you're up, you can open your presents. This one is from all of us to you," says Lois.
They point and she moves over to it and gets down on her knees.
"You guys didn't have to ... I wonder what it is..."
She rips the paper open and pulls the lid off.
A naked Quagmire pops out with a big red ribbon tied around his body, holding a box lid over his crotch.
He moves his arms back and forth and thrusts his pelvis and exclaims, "All right! The gift of Gill! Big things come in small packages. Why don't you unwrap this Yuletide log? And while you're down there, do you think you can do me a favor? Oh yeah!"
"Aaaggghhh!!!" Meg sits up quickly. She looks at her clock and realizes it is Christmas Eve,
"I am never going to sleep again."