ok before I start I would like to say that my spelling sucks and I don't have spell check so don't get on my case about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE it belongs to Vince McMahon as well as all the characters that are affilated with it.
Steve: ok now to go look for some animals to shoot for food...Hey rock do we have everything?
Rock:*holding a check list* Guns check *points to a arsenal that would make the U.S Armed forces jealous* Traps check *points to some ungodly traps*
Steve: I got the bait *Pulls out the bound and druged eric bishoff*
Rock:ok lets go *they go*
*The rock and steve are in a bush*
Rock:Let the rock get this strait we put bishoff in this bear suit. *holds up a bear suit*
Steve:yeah.
Rock:Ok.
*they put bishoff in a bear suit the rock leaves and steve poors somthing on bishoff and leaves*
*the guys are walking and comes across a shack*
Rock:The rock thinks we should go-*Sh sh sh cha cha cha*
Rock:did you here that!? steve? steve? steve!?
*turns around and sees steve passed out*
Rock:*the sound stops and the rock decides to water the flowers in a manor of speaking*
Rock:*while pissing* Ahhhhhhhhhhh the rock was worried for a second and so were the millions-*the same guys come out of nowhere*
Guys:and Millons-*jason comes out of nowhere and kills the guys*
Rock:Who in the blue*stops peeing and zips up fly* hell do you think you are!? Killing the rock's fans!
Jason:Grunt-
Rock:IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
*Jason takes a swing at the rock but misses and gets a stone cold stunner from a newly awoken steve austin then gets a rock bottom*
Jason's mind:Thats it from now on I'm gonna kill sexy teenagers while they screw and skinny dip....
*a few hours later* Rock:Well the rock still can't belive how good the fishing was*they enter camp with several pounds of fish*
*the rock starts cooking and steve relaxs and starts to drink*
Matt:hey wheres eric?
Steve:Oh yeah better go get him
*he finds finds eric being made a bears bitch*
Eric:Oh my GOD!
Steve:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eric:MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
*eric gets away but not before reeking of bear love*
Steve:Hey eric looks like you finaly got laid hahahaha!
Eric:Shut up!
Steve:Hey I helped you get laid because I poored a sex drug on you! HA!
Eric:YOU DID WHAT!?
steve:Yup! Hahhahaha!
Eric:You son of-*Steve flips him off and grabs a beer and walks to camp*
Well thats all for now what did you think? Craptacular or a farce like no other? Review!
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE it belongs to Vince McMahon as well as all the characters that are affilated with it.
Steve: ok now to go look for some animals to shoot for food...Hey rock do we have everything?
Rock:*holding a check list* Guns check *points to a arsenal that would make the U.S Armed forces jealous* Traps check *points to some ungodly traps*
Steve: I got the bait *Pulls out the bound and druged eric bishoff*
Rock:ok lets go *they go*
*The rock and steve are in a bush*
Rock:Let the rock get this strait we put bishoff in this bear suit. *holds up a bear suit*
Steve:yeah.
Rock:Ok.
*they put bishoff in a bear suit the rock leaves and steve poors somthing on bishoff and leaves*
*the guys are walking and comes across a shack*
Rock:The rock thinks we should go-*Sh sh sh cha cha cha*
Rock:did you here that!? steve? steve? steve!?
*turns around and sees steve passed out*
Rock:*the sound stops and the rock decides to water the flowers in a manor of speaking*
Rock:*while pissing* Ahhhhhhhhhhh the rock was worried for a second and so were the millions-*the same guys come out of nowhere*
Guys:and Millons-*jason comes out of nowhere and kills the guys*
Rock:Who in the blue*stops peeing and zips up fly* hell do you think you are!? Killing the rock's fans!
Jason:Grunt-
Rock:IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
*Jason takes a swing at the rock but misses and gets a stone cold stunner from a newly awoken steve austin then gets a rock bottom*
Jason's mind:Thats it from now on I'm gonna kill sexy teenagers while they screw and skinny dip....
*a few hours later* Rock:Well the rock still can't belive how good the fishing was*they enter camp with several pounds of fish*
*the rock starts cooking and steve relaxs and starts to drink*
Matt:hey wheres eric?
Steve:Oh yeah better go get him
*he finds finds eric being made a bears bitch*
Eric:Oh my GOD!
Steve:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eric:MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
*eric gets away but not before reeking of bear love*
Steve:Hey eric looks like you finaly got laid hahahaha!
Eric:Shut up!
Steve:Hey I helped you get laid because I poored a sex drug on you! HA!
Eric:YOU DID WHAT!?
steve:Yup! Hahhahaha!
Eric:You son of-*Steve flips him off and grabs a beer and walks to camp*
Well thats all for now what did you think? Craptacular or a farce like no other? Review!