ok before I start I would like to say that my spelling sucks and I don't have spell check so don't get on my case about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE it belongs to Vince McMahon as well as all the characters that are affilated with it.
*everyone is laughing at eric*
Matt:Hey eric I geuss we can call you bitchoff now!*laughs*
Kane:Hahahahahahahahaha.....That bear had to be pretty desperate!*everyone but eric laughs*
Eric:You guys can go straight to hell! *Starts to walk away when that bear came back for some more loving* Oh God!!
*the bear Stared to....well ya know and everyone covered their eyes except for Kane who took out a video camera and began to type the act*
*everyone just sat there with their mouths open while kane just taped the act and it seemed eric was enjoying the bears "company"*
*suddenly the sex drug wore off and the bear just left*
Eric:Baby wait I thought we had plans *bear runs away quickier* *sad* I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SERIOUS!!
Kane: YES I GOT THAT ALL ON TAPE!!! I got blackmail and proof of how desperate bitchoff is for sex not that I needed said proof!
Eric:Yeah thats right keep laughing you big red retard!
Kane:DON"T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KANE then did something that would be a crime aginst humanity if it were anyone else he tied eric up then gaged him pulled out a mini stereo put the head phone on him turned up the volume and pulled out a burnt cd and placed it in the player*
Kane:Feel my pain.....haha!*turns on the cd player*
*Eric screamed and sobed he even prayed but nothing could save him from the horror that was a CD of the Be a man,Hulk rules,and the free styling "skills" of Bill Shatner!* (A/N:Thats scarier than then Jason and Freddy in a "Evening Gown match")
*Meanwhile*
*Everyone has decided to go on a hike*
*everyone has the stuff they need except for matt who is using shannon as is own personal pack mule*
Matt:Lets go!
*in the forest*
Taker:Whats that smell!
*they all smell somthing and see its coming from a cabin*
John:Yo dawg I think I know that smell is!
*they get closer to the cabin*
John:Yeah Its weed!
*They here someone talking inside*
*The door opens and out walks none other RVD*
RVD:*Stoned*What are you guys doing here-*looks at hand*
*The rest of the guys were about to snap Rob out of it when the fumes from the drugs took there effect and everyone started to get lost in th mystries of there hands*
RVD:How come they call them fingers....
well thats all for now review please
Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE it belongs to Vince McMahon as well as all the characters that are affilated with it.
*everyone is laughing at eric*
Matt:Hey eric I geuss we can call you bitchoff now!*laughs*
Kane:Hahahahahahahahaha.....That bear had to be pretty desperate!*everyone but eric laughs*
Eric:You guys can go straight to hell! *Starts to walk away when that bear came back for some more loving* Oh God!!
*the bear Stared to....well ya know and everyone covered their eyes except for Kane who took out a video camera and began to type the act*
*everyone just sat there with their mouths open while kane just taped the act and it seemed eric was enjoying the bears "company"*
*suddenly the sex drug wore off and the bear just left*
Eric:Baby wait I thought we had plans *bear runs away quickier* *sad* I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SERIOUS!!
Kane: YES I GOT THAT ALL ON TAPE!!! I got blackmail and proof of how desperate bitchoff is for sex not that I needed said proof!
Eric:Yeah thats right keep laughing you big red retard!
Kane:DON"T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KANE then did something that would be a crime aginst humanity if it were anyone else he tied eric up then gaged him pulled out a mini stereo put the head phone on him turned up the volume and pulled out a burnt cd and placed it in the player*
Kane:Feel my pain.....haha!*turns on the cd player*
*Eric screamed and sobed he even prayed but nothing could save him from the horror that was a CD of the Be a man,Hulk rules,and the free styling "skills" of Bill Shatner!* (A/N:Thats scarier than then Jason and Freddy in a "Evening Gown match")
*Meanwhile*
*Everyone has decided to go on a hike*
*everyone has the stuff they need except for matt who is using shannon as is own personal pack mule*
Matt:Lets go!
*in the forest*
Taker:Whats that smell!
*they all smell somthing and see its coming from a cabin*
John:Yo dawg I think I know that smell is!
*they get closer to the cabin*
John:Yeah Its weed!
*They here someone talking inside*
*The door opens and out walks none other RVD*
RVD:*Stoned*What are you guys doing here-*looks at hand*
*The rest of the guys were about to snap Rob out of it when the fumes from the drugs took there effect and everyone started to get lost in th mystries of there hands*
RVD:How come they call them fingers....
well thats all for now review please