ok before I start I would like to say that my spelling sucks and I don't have spell check so don't get on my case about it.

Disclaimer: I don't own the WWE it belongs to Vince McMahon as well as all the characters that are affilated with it.

Austin:(A/N: I know he is gone but he will be back) *Bleeding from the arm* Vince you suck at shooting........*passes out*

Taker:I know what will wake him up *Pulls out some beer and pops the top*

Steve:*sits up and reaches for the beer* Gimme that beer som' Bitch! *Grabs it and drinks while sable wraps up the gun shot wound*

Rvd:*Smoking weed that he found in the cabin* Hey guys always wear a thick lether glove when giving a porkypine a hand job.

Kane:Its true I did it once without a glove and-*everyone stares at kane*

Rock:This Jabronie is even weirder than that one singer thats a boy pedafile.....

Everyone but RVD: HIO!!!

RVD:*Like Ed McMahon* YES!

Kane:That was odd......

Taker:This coming from a man who gives porkypines hand jobs with out wearing a glove no less....

Kane:Well at least I didn't jump in the sewer Butt naked yelling I hump trees!

Taker:AWW one time I did that I was wasted too and it was bet,I won 20 bucks!

kane:What about the time you tried to kill jay leno!

Taker:That was you!

Kane:Oh yeah.....

Taker:I tried to kill Letterman.

Kane:Wait you din't win 20 bucks....if I right remember you only won two cents....

Taker:Really? Damn I was wasted!

Kane:Yup.

Jericho:Would you two please Shut the hell up-*Just then a random rock that was thrown from the sky *Wink wink* hits jericho in the head knocking him out*

Kane: FReeze frame! *Everyone stops but him* Here is your bribe Mr.king *Hands the athour some money*

*Everything goes back to normal*

Well thats all for now its shorter than I would like but hey its funny right? Damn well better be......

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