(a/n: Sorry it took soooooooooooooooooooooooo long to update. I was grounded from the internet for a month(about)and I still am, so I have to sneak on every night...*nervous grin*

Thanx for all the great reviews from everyone!!!! ^^ Except for the one flame I got. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Disclaimer!! Let's see, I don't own LotR or Rivendell (which is included in LotR) or any of the characters of LotR (which is also included in LotR) and that's about it!

And remember, if anyone flames me one more time I'll slit their sorry little throats! And now to the story!!)

Aragorn was sitting in the kindergarten room with his classmates. Legolas was the substitute teacher for the day. "Now listen up everyone," he said nicely. They ignored him. "Ok, time to start class!" he said a little more loudly. Still, complete chaos. "Shut up you frickin kids!" The room went silent. "Thank you," he said with his normal voice again. "Now get out your textbooks."

The little kids looked at him with their big teary eyes. A courageous little elf raised her hand.

"Oh, I see we have a question?" Legolas asked the terrified elf.

"Yes sir substitute!" she managed to squeak out.

"Well?"

"We don't really have textbooks sir substitute," she said.

"Well then write one!" screamed Legolas. "1000 pages about the history of Rivendell!"

There were a bunch of groans coming from the kids. They got on the internet, printed off some papers, glued them into a folder, and within five minutes they were done. "We're done!" they said all at the same time. "What?! But how...1000 pages...that would take months!" Legolas said with tons of Swedish Fish coming out of his mouth. Everyone just shrugged their shoulders.

Legolas' mouth was wide open. When he came back to his senses he felt really tired from eating Swedish Fish too fast. "Um, it's naptime now," he said while looking at Aragorn...

~~ 30 minutes later ~~

Aragorn just finished making Legolas "beautiful" with the help of a green Sharpie. He was so tired that he collapsed right where he was standing. A lot of people don't know this, but Aragorn snored really loud when he was little...(at least I think he did) It woke everyone up from their nap.

~~ 30 more minutes later ~~

All the little elves were giggling like crazy whenever they looked at Legolas. His hair was all spiked up and he looked like he was sick because there was marker all over his face (remember, it's a green sharpie and when people are sick they sorta turn green).

A couple of the elves were poking Aragorn with sticks, trying to wake him up. In the end, they gave up and joined everyone else and started laughing at a now crying Legolas. Aragorn was alone on the other side of the room.

All of a sudden there was a small, dark, hobbit-like figure dangling over Aragorn. There was Mission Impossible music playing in the background. It lowered itself down and took Aragorn by his arm and they both disappeared into the ceiling...

a/n: so, how do ya like ch. 2? It might be a little short. But who cares? In the next ch. I'm gonna reveal the mysterious figure! *gasp* And maybe even a new character!! *double gasp* And now you will review!!! *triple gasp* Hehe...sorry.