How many times should I disclaim this thing? Cause if it's a lot then I do
not own anything but a cardboard box. HAHAHAHAAHHA !
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Apparently, when Potter was sleeping, he "accidently" fell into a garbage can. When Harry woke up, he saw Moody, Tonks, and Lupin standing right in front of him.
"THEY'VE BEEN LETTING YOU SLEEP IN THEIR TRASH?!" gasped a furious Alastor Moody,"Why, I oughta stun their little butts off! That'll remind 'em!" Lupin frowned.
"Well, there's gotta be an explanation for this."
"I think I fell," said Harry wearily.
"THE DURSLEYS MADE YOU TELL US THAT DIDN'T THEY?! Go on, tell us the truth," said Moody and with that, a purple-faced Uncle Vernon stepped outside. You could probably see the steam coming out of his ears if you were there.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" hollered Uncle Vernon.
"Ah, just the person I was looking for. STUPEFY!" yelled Moody and with that Uncle Vernon was paralyzed.
Aunt Petunia rushed outside and said in an extremely shrilly voice,"What have you done to him?" "The same thing I'm gonna do to you if you don't tell me what you did to Harry." "Well if feeding him is a bad thing then I suppose it be best that he starve." "STOP!" yelled Harry,"I was telling the truth. The worst thing the Dursleys ever did to me this summer was well, nothing actually. I fell out of the window when I dreamt that Voldemort was calling me and I was riding on my broomstick and he blasted me off with the killing curse."
Lupin looked worried, Aunt Petunia was white, Tonks was busy changing her hair yellow while Moody looked like a hydrogen bomb about to explode. "We've come to take you back to Hogwarts," explained Lupin while Tonks was busy putting a Cheering Charm on Moody. "The sky is so blue, the grass is so green, the Muggles are so kind," exclaimed Moody as he hugged a paralyzed Uncle Vernon. Then he danced around grinning with glee. "Accio all of Harry's stuff," said Tonks,"ok, you're set." "We know a way for you to get to Hogwarts unnoticed," said Lupin excitedly,"Well, it was all Mr. Weasley's idea though. It's called.............
... ......an Plairopane thingamagiggy! Muggles use it to fly. It's very clever of them considering that they don't have brooms or magic." "A plairopane?" asked Harry. "Yeah, I think," said Lupin as he pointed to a/an airplane. The four hopped on happily(especially Moody and he even made up a little "dance" to go along. As they were riding the airplane, Tonks giggled,"Dumbledore ordered it especially for you"
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I know there's no gayness yet but there will be so DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE GAYNESS!
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Apparently, when Potter was sleeping, he "accidently" fell into a garbage can. When Harry woke up, he saw Moody, Tonks, and Lupin standing right in front of him.
"THEY'VE BEEN LETTING YOU SLEEP IN THEIR TRASH?!" gasped a furious Alastor Moody,"Why, I oughta stun their little butts off! That'll remind 'em!" Lupin frowned.
"Well, there's gotta be an explanation for this."
"I think I fell," said Harry wearily.
"THE DURSLEYS MADE YOU TELL US THAT DIDN'T THEY?! Go on, tell us the truth," said Moody and with that, a purple-faced Uncle Vernon stepped outside. You could probably see the steam coming out of his ears if you were there.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" hollered Uncle Vernon.
"Ah, just the person I was looking for. STUPEFY!" yelled Moody and with that Uncle Vernon was paralyzed.
Aunt Petunia rushed outside and said in an extremely shrilly voice,"What have you done to him?" "The same thing I'm gonna do to you if you don't tell me what you did to Harry." "Well if feeding him is a bad thing then I suppose it be best that he starve." "STOP!" yelled Harry,"I was telling the truth. The worst thing the Dursleys ever did to me this summer was well, nothing actually. I fell out of the window when I dreamt that Voldemort was calling me and I was riding on my broomstick and he blasted me off with the killing curse."
Lupin looked worried, Aunt Petunia was white, Tonks was busy changing her hair yellow while Moody looked like a hydrogen bomb about to explode. "We've come to take you back to Hogwarts," explained Lupin while Tonks was busy putting a Cheering Charm on Moody. "The sky is so blue, the grass is so green, the Muggles are so kind," exclaimed Moody as he hugged a paralyzed Uncle Vernon. Then he danced around grinning with glee. "Accio all of Harry's stuff," said Tonks,"ok, you're set." "We know a way for you to get to Hogwarts unnoticed," said Lupin excitedly,"Well, it was all Mr. Weasley's idea though. It's called.............
... ......an Plairopane thingamagiggy! Muggles use it to fly. It's very clever of them considering that they don't have brooms or magic." "A plairopane?" asked Harry. "Yeah, I think," said Lupin as he pointed to a/an airplane. The four hopped on happily(especially Moody and he even made up a little "dance" to go along. As they were riding the airplane, Tonks giggled,"Dumbledore ordered it especially for you"
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I know there's no gayness yet but there will be so DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE GAYNESS!