Yo! Moonlit Evanescence and Custard Cat here! This is a little work of art
that we have been working on for some time. Our plan.? Well, you will have
to read and find out!
Moonlit aka Moony: Yes Yes!
Custard: Hey! I wrote this chappie!
Moony: Hey! Im gonna write the next 1! When my PC gets fixed of course!
Chapter 1 - the plans!!
The house was poorly lit, with cracked windows, peeling paint and withering plants. A very peculiar well stood in the centre of the vast garden and the porch seemed to make the house more shadow like in the dying November sunlight. The three boys gazed at the house in wonder and fear. No one knew who lived there, no one dared to ask. Besides, the gates were always shut tight, barbed wire wrapped around the top.
One boy, a small tubby one called Peter Andrews, gulped. "Maybe we should just go b-b-back to the p-p-p-park." He stuttered helplessly. "You d-d-d-don't want to get into t-t-trouble do you?"
"Oh come off it Peter, stop being a weedy. Besides, I'm not going without my ball!" said another, Shaun Patterson.
They all stared at the black and white object amidst the weeds. It was fortunate that it hadn't hit the barbed wire, or it wouldn't have been very useful in their game of football. Now it was the other boy's turn to gulp. He couldn't believe Shaun was willing to risk his LIFE for a stupid ball. Still, he didn't want to look like a coward. He held out his hands for Shaun to use as a step up.
Suddenly from the shadows, a figure emerged dressed in a pink dressing gowned and bunny slippers. They thought at first the figure was wearing a hood but when it bowed it's head to pick up the post and a newspaper the hood flopped over its shoulders. It was florescent pink HAIR! The figure stared at the post for a moment, muttering something that sounded like cursing, and then noticed the boys who were now gaping. It, or she, looked up.
She was quite pretty in a weird sort of way. She had pale skin but really rosy cheeks. Her pink hair, which was sleek and shiny, hanged over her eyes (The boys swore the eyes were yellow.) She had her nose, lower ears and one top ear pierced. She smiled craftily at them and this gave her a cat- like appearance. Peter suddenly gasped. The other two boys turned to him.
"She's.got.FANGS!" he spluttered. The other two looked at the girl more closely and sure enough a pair of gleaming fangs could be seen over her bottom lip. Seeing the terror in their faces, the girl gave a cat-like yowl, showing the full extent of her fanged teeth, and sent the boys galloping away screaming their little heads off. The girl gave a satisfied chuckle and threw the ball into a large barn next to the house. There was a lot of growling and something was being ripped.
"Good boy Cerepheus!" she said as the remaining parts of the ball flew from the barn. "I'll bring you some breakfast in a minute. You can't just live on balls and toy aeroplanes!" With that the girl walked into the creaking house.
The candle flickered and danced on the table, filling the small space with an enchanting glow. A girl sat at the table, twirling a ballpoint pen in her mouth thoughtfully. She took it out and scribbled some stuff onto the blank piece of paper in front of her. Then she leaned back in her chair and read what she had written. A frown crept across her face and her eye flickered slightly. She picked up the paper, scrunched it into a small ball and chucked it at the already full waste paper basket. The girl grabbed a clean sheet of paper from a pile on the table and resumed twirling her pen. The door opened slightly and the girl with pink hair slunk in. She laid the post on the kitchen worktop and sat down to read the newspaper. The other girl brushed her brown hair from her eyes and looked at what she had written. The girl with pink hair instinctively ducked as another paper ball shot over her head and landed in the waste paper basket. The girl with the chocolate brown hair was working up a storm. " No, no, NO!" she yelled. Another ball flew overhead.
"Running out of ideas, eh moony?" the pink haired girl smirked and was hit in the face by the ballpoint.
"Shaddup! It will come to me in a minute."
The pink haired girl was rubbing at the mark on her cheek where the ballpoint hit her and ducked again as another paper ball took flight. "Shall I be your muse?" The pink haired girl did an over exaggerated sexy walk and turned round flicking her hair over her face. "Maybe it would help you."
"What would help me is if you would go and feed Cerepheus, he's giving me a headache and ruining my concentration." Moony was trying to hold back a laugh but it soon faded as she screwed up yet another piece of paper. The pink haired girl rolled her eyes and pulled three large steaks from the cupboard.
"Why do I always have to feed the dog?" She groaned, heading for the door.
"Oh and Custard," Moony called after her. "Can you take him for a walk as well?" Seeing the mortified look on the pink haired girl's face, Moony added, "Thank you darling!"
Custard cursed all the way to the barn, fuming. Why her? Why not Moonlit? It wasn't fair!
She flung the doors open and was greeted by a loud snarl. A large, black, three headed dog growled fiercely at Custard who didn't flinch or even look remotely scared. She just said. "Is that the way to welcome your Master?"
The dog bowed its heads in shame and whimpered. It looked so comical, a large, three headed, easily-able-to-swallow-a-human-whole dog cowering before a small girl.
Custard reached up and patted the dogs' heads in order, left to right. She then handed them each a giant steak that seemed like a small bag of peanuts to them and grabbed their lead.
A few moments later she was walking down the street, dusk had fallen but to Custard it was the start of the day. (Don't ask, it's a long story that you'll pick up on the way!) Before she had left she had taken a bath and stuffed some clothes on. She wore a black and pink-stripped T-shirt with slashes running across the arms and stomach, a large rip just below the neck and a pair of baggy black combats that she swore weren't hers! Cerepheus panted along in front almost dragging Custard along with him. As long as he doesn't see a cat I'll be all right! She thought. Too late! A grey and white tabby had just rounded the corner and Cerepheus went berserk! They went through hedges, brick walls and somebody's flimsy plastic garage. Custard got a better hold on the leash and ground to a halt, digging her heels into the ground. Cerepheus yelped and fell on his back. "Bad dog!" scolded Custard, pulling twigs from her hair.
Meanwhile, back at the house, Moonlit Evanescence sat at the table, looking very smug indeed. She had done it! The plan to rule all plans! The daddy of plans! The.all right you get the idea! It was a truly marvellous plan that was worth the hassle! Moonlit chuckled to herself, smiling evilly and wringing her hands. Now the world will see, now she would complete her evil scheme she had wanted to do for months! KIDNAP HERCULES AND ZEUS!
Custard slumped in, looked at Moonlit and guessed what was going on. Then they both laughed an evil laugh until they nearly choked! MWHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
Authors Note: Tune in next time when we unleash the true evil of our masterful plan! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *ahem* *cough* *splutter*
Chapter 1 - the plans!!
The house was poorly lit, with cracked windows, peeling paint and withering plants. A very peculiar well stood in the centre of the vast garden and the porch seemed to make the house more shadow like in the dying November sunlight. The three boys gazed at the house in wonder and fear. No one knew who lived there, no one dared to ask. Besides, the gates were always shut tight, barbed wire wrapped around the top.
One boy, a small tubby one called Peter Andrews, gulped. "Maybe we should just go b-b-back to the p-p-p-park." He stuttered helplessly. "You d-d-d-don't want to get into t-t-trouble do you?"
"Oh come off it Peter, stop being a weedy. Besides, I'm not going without my ball!" said another, Shaun Patterson.
They all stared at the black and white object amidst the weeds. It was fortunate that it hadn't hit the barbed wire, or it wouldn't have been very useful in their game of football. Now it was the other boy's turn to gulp. He couldn't believe Shaun was willing to risk his LIFE for a stupid ball. Still, he didn't want to look like a coward. He held out his hands for Shaun to use as a step up.
Suddenly from the shadows, a figure emerged dressed in a pink dressing gowned and bunny slippers. They thought at first the figure was wearing a hood but when it bowed it's head to pick up the post and a newspaper the hood flopped over its shoulders. It was florescent pink HAIR! The figure stared at the post for a moment, muttering something that sounded like cursing, and then noticed the boys who were now gaping. It, or she, looked up.
She was quite pretty in a weird sort of way. She had pale skin but really rosy cheeks. Her pink hair, which was sleek and shiny, hanged over her eyes (The boys swore the eyes were yellow.) She had her nose, lower ears and one top ear pierced. She smiled craftily at them and this gave her a cat- like appearance. Peter suddenly gasped. The other two boys turned to him.
"She's.got.FANGS!" he spluttered. The other two looked at the girl more closely and sure enough a pair of gleaming fangs could be seen over her bottom lip. Seeing the terror in their faces, the girl gave a cat-like yowl, showing the full extent of her fanged teeth, and sent the boys galloping away screaming their little heads off. The girl gave a satisfied chuckle and threw the ball into a large barn next to the house. There was a lot of growling and something was being ripped.
"Good boy Cerepheus!" she said as the remaining parts of the ball flew from the barn. "I'll bring you some breakfast in a minute. You can't just live on balls and toy aeroplanes!" With that the girl walked into the creaking house.
The candle flickered and danced on the table, filling the small space with an enchanting glow. A girl sat at the table, twirling a ballpoint pen in her mouth thoughtfully. She took it out and scribbled some stuff onto the blank piece of paper in front of her. Then she leaned back in her chair and read what she had written. A frown crept across her face and her eye flickered slightly. She picked up the paper, scrunched it into a small ball and chucked it at the already full waste paper basket. The girl grabbed a clean sheet of paper from a pile on the table and resumed twirling her pen. The door opened slightly and the girl with pink hair slunk in. She laid the post on the kitchen worktop and sat down to read the newspaper. The other girl brushed her brown hair from her eyes and looked at what she had written. The girl with pink hair instinctively ducked as another paper ball shot over her head and landed in the waste paper basket. The girl with the chocolate brown hair was working up a storm. " No, no, NO!" she yelled. Another ball flew overhead.
"Running out of ideas, eh moony?" the pink haired girl smirked and was hit in the face by the ballpoint.
"Shaddup! It will come to me in a minute."
The pink haired girl was rubbing at the mark on her cheek where the ballpoint hit her and ducked again as another paper ball took flight. "Shall I be your muse?" The pink haired girl did an over exaggerated sexy walk and turned round flicking her hair over her face. "Maybe it would help you."
"What would help me is if you would go and feed Cerepheus, he's giving me a headache and ruining my concentration." Moony was trying to hold back a laugh but it soon faded as she screwed up yet another piece of paper. The pink haired girl rolled her eyes and pulled three large steaks from the cupboard.
"Why do I always have to feed the dog?" She groaned, heading for the door.
"Oh and Custard," Moony called after her. "Can you take him for a walk as well?" Seeing the mortified look on the pink haired girl's face, Moony added, "Thank you darling!"
Custard cursed all the way to the barn, fuming. Why her? Why not Moonlit? It wasn't fair!
She flung the doors open and was greeted by a loud snarl. A large, black, three headed dog growled fiercely at Custard who didn't flinch or even look remotely scared. She just said. "Is that the way to welcome your Master?"
The dog bowed its heads in shame and whimpered. It looked so comical, a large, three headed, easily-able-to-swallow-a-human-whole dog cowering before a small girl.
Custard reached up and patted the dogs' heads in order, left to right. She then handed them each a giant steak that seemed like a small bag of peanuts to them and grabbed their lead.
A few moments later she was walking down the street, dusk had fallen but to Custard it was the start of the day. (Don't ask, it's a long story that you'll pick up on the way!) Before she had left she had taken a bath and stuffed some clothes on. She wore a black and pink-stripped T-shirt with slashes running across the arms and stomach, a large rip just below the neck and a pair of baggy black combats that she swore weren't hers! Cerepheus panted along in front almost dragging Custard along with him. As long as he doesn't see a cat I'll be all right! She thought. Too late! A grey and white tabby had just rounded the corner and Cerepheus went berserk! They went through hedges, brick walls and somebody's flimsy plastic garage. Custard got a better hold on the leash and ground to a halt, digging her heels into the ground. Cerepheus yelped and fell on his back. "Bad dog!" scolded Custard, pulling twigs from her hair.
Meanwhile, back at the house, Moonlit Evanescence sat at the table, looking very smug indeed. She had done it! The plan to rule all plans! The daddy of plans! The.all right you get the idea! It was a truly marvellous plan that was worth the hassle! Moonlit chuckled to herself, smiling evilly and wringing her hands. Now the world will see, now she would complete her evil scheme she had wanted to do for months! KIDNAP HERCULES AND ZEUS!
Custard slumped in, looked at Moonlit and guessed what was going on. Then they both laughed an evil laugh until they nearly choked! MWHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
Authors Note: Tune in next time when we unleash the true evil of our masterful plan! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *ahem* *cough* *splutter*