Chapter 5! Sorry the cliffhanger last time, just couldn't resist. Thanks to
EvilVidel and dragonmaster01 for reviewing this chapter, and NO thanks to
Vidno {:p}. Here you go!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, but I don own Panda Claws.I think
Chapter 5
Of Elves and Pandas
Slamming through the west wall of the mall was.......A giant Panda?!? Wearing a Santa outfit, and riding on a red sleigh no less.
Starfire gaped at him.{What is going on?}
The panda stood regally and bowed. "Greettings Jump City! I am the Panda Claws, and I am robbing this mall. Please orderly, and quitely deposit all your valuables in this bag. Thank you."
For a second there was complete silence. Hundreds of people simply gaped at the Panda. Then a small baby started to cry, and with a loud roar, the people began exiting the mall en masse.
The Panda sighed. "Why must things always be so difficult?" Then he noticed an enraged Starfire glaring up at him."What is it little girl? Have you come to give me your valuables?"
With glowing eyes, [[[NOT GOOD]]] Starfire said, "I will NOT allow you to do this! Leave now!"
The Panda shook his head. "No! I'll fight you instead!" With a roar he attacked.
Starfire dodged his punch, and put her bags down by the bench.{Hopefully they'll be safe.}
She flew upwards, and threw several starbolts at him.
He simply blocked them with his fists. Then, jumping high, he hit Starfire hard.
Starfire groaned, as she hit a pillar hard.
As she stood, she beheld a strange sight.
"We are the gnomes! We are the gnomes!" A group of strange little men chanted, walking in from the front.
Starfire looked confused. "Wait...Aren't you supposed to be the elves?"
The leader frowned. "Yeah! We are! Hey guys, we're not gnomes...WE'RE ELVES!"
The gnomes/elves paused. Then let out a rousing cheer. "We are the elves! We are the elves!"
The Panda smiled. "Now then..."
But then the elves---happened to look in the lawn and garden store. A low cry arose from them as they saw the garden gnomes on display. "No! No! We must free our brethren!" They rushed into the store, out of sight.
Starfire stared ."Why aren't they attacking?"
The Panda smiled sheepishly." Oh uh..They're not MY gnomes. What gave you that impression? My gnomes...Hehehe."
Starfire looked at him. "You're acting just the same way Beast Boy did when I said he left a piece of pizza under the couch until it turned purple."
The Panda frowned. "Let's not be harsh now. Where were we?"
Starfire readied herself.
Then the Panda attacked...With balls of blue energy from his hands!
Starfire dodged and flew, successfully evading the balls of energy. The mall took the pain for her, as stairways and floors crumbled under the assault.
Starfire stared in shock. "You...You...You have destroyed the 'maul of shopping!'" With a yell, she launched a massive starbolt, that connected with the Panda, knocking him out.
Sighing, she sat down, waiting for the rest of the Teen Titans, and the police to arrive. That's when she realized that most of her packages were there, but Robins present wasn't! She began to frantically search the rubble.
That's how the Titans found her 10 minutes later.
There you go! And no, that's not the last chapter, one left I think. Remember to keep reviewing!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, but I don own Panda Claws.I think
Chapter 5
Of Elves and Pandas
Slamming through the west wall of the mall was.......A giant Panda?!? Wearing a Santa outfit, and riding on a red sleigh no less.
Starfire gaped at him.{What is going on?}
The panda stood regally and bowed. "Greettings Jump City! I am the Panda Claws, and I am robbing this mall. Please orderly, and quitely deposit all your valuables in this bag. Thank you."
For a second there was complete silence. Hundreds of people simply gaped at the Panda. Then a small baby started to cry, and with a loud roar, the people began exiting the mall en masse.
The Panda sighed. "Why must things always be so difficult?" Then he noticed an enraged Starfire glaring up at him."What is it little girl? Have you come to give me your valuables?"
With glowing eyes, [[[NOT GOOD]]] Starfire said, "I will NOT allow you to do this! Leave now!"
The Panda shook his head. "No! I'll fight you instead!" With a roar he attacked.
Starfire dodged his punch, and put her bags down by the bench.{Hopefully they'll be safe.}
She flew upwards, and threw several starbolts at him.
He simply blocked them with his fists. Then, jumping high, he hit Starfire hard.
Starfire groaned, as she hit a pillar hard.
As she stood, she beheld a strange sight.
"We are the gnomes! We are the gnomes!" A group of strange little men chanted, walking in from the front.
Starfire looked confused. "Wait...Aren't you supposed to be the elves?"
The leader frowned. "Yeah! We are! Hey guys, we're not gnomes...WE'RE ELVES!"
The gnomes/elves paused. Then let out a rousing cheer. "We are the elves! We are the elves!"
The Panda smiled. "Now then..."
But then the elves---happened to look in the lawn and garden store. A low cry arose from them as they saw the garden gnomes on display. "No! No! We must free our brethren!" They rushed into the store, out of sight.
Starfire stared ."Why aren't they attacking?"
The Panda smiled sheepishly." Oh uh..They're not MY gnomes. What gave you that impression? My gnomes...Hehehe."
Starfire looked at him. "You're acting just the same way Beast Boy did when I said he left a piece of pizza under the couch until it turned purple."
The Panda frowned. "Let's not be harsh now. Where were we?"
Starfire readied herself.
Then the Panda attacked...With balls of blue energy from his hands!
Starfire dodged and flew, successfully evading the balls of energy. The mall took the pain for her, as stairways and floors crumbled under the assault.
Starfire stared in shock. "You...You...You have destroyed the 'maul of shopping!'" With a yell, she launched a massive starbolt, that connected with the Panda, knocking him out.
Sighing, she sat down, waiting for the rest of the Teen Titans, and the police to arrive. That's when she realized that most of her packages were there, but Robins present wasn't! She began to frantically search the rubble.
That's how the Titans found her 10 minutes later.
There you go! And no, that's not the last chapter, one left I think. Remember to keep reviewing!