Wash, Rinse, Repeat

By: Chaostheory89

Part: 1/1

Rating: -G-

Notes: Dedicated to Ari, because she is an elfoholic besides being my best friend… and not only Nightcrawler, but Legolas, too! Ach. I just don't know what to do with the girl…(I am a … ruffin lover… Aragorn, Logan, Avalanche, ect...) If I write this SHE WILL READ IT, darn it! *pokes her*

Disclaimer: X-Men and all related characters and pre-existing storylines belong to Marvel comics. The author is making no money and does not want to infringe on the copyright of said characters. Please, do not sue the author, for she be poor.

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"Kurt, are you going to be done, like, anytime soon?" Kitty knocked on the door for the fourth time that morning.

"Keetty, you girls have your own bathroom in your wing! Can't you use that?" Kurt tried to sound innocently unaware of what Kitty's difficulty was. He poured himself another handful of Country Apple shampoo, rubbing it into his fur with a refreshed sigh.

"Kurt Wagner! I know you have it! Lance bought me that soap!" Kitty continued to pound on the door. Kurt continued to ignore her, running his fur under the hot water and washing it out.

"Vhat soap?" He called, his tail flicking in sheer enjoyment. He really had to make a trip to Bath n' Body Works sometime soon. However, the tail made an arrupt stop when Kurt noticed that alarming amounts of fur were coming off into the bathtub.

"Keetty, exactly how much hair are you supposed to loose in the tub?" He asked. He swore he heard a giggle through the other side of the door.

"What's the problem, Kurt?" Kitty asked. 'Ja, she's laughing at me,' Kurt thought.

"I don't know! It's just coming out and … ach! Zee tub is overflowing!" He ported into his bathrobe, standing on the toilet's lid – which was surprisingly down in the Boy's bathroom – to watch in horror as the bathtub flooded over.

"Eww! Kurt, the tub is overflowing!"

"Ja, Keety, as you would say, 'duh'," Kurt teleported beside her, watching in horrified fascination as water surged out the door and began dampening the carpet.

"Shouldn't we, like, tell someone?"

"Do you want to get in trouble?"

"What? Me? Like, what did I do?"

"You lent me your country apple soap," Kurt said, matter-of-factly.

"Kurt! You stole it!"

"But it made my fur fall out! We'll have to split the anonymous plumbing company's bill! You remember how expensive ze are?"

Kitty groaned, glaring at Kurt. "It was all Beast's fault. We don't know anything about it."

"Agreed."

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Note: Not my best work, but I'm so used to working with my B-Hood guys that I'm a little out of character with Kurt. Oh well, I no longer owe Ari a fic… now review or I shall send Lockheed to burn your butt!