The Very Secret Diary of a Football Player
DAE 1 - MUNDAE
WAS ON FEELD. RAN AFTIR BAL. WUZ FUN. PEEPUL WITH LARJISH SHINEE THEENGS KAME ON FEELD. PUTT SHINEE THEENGS ON GRAS. COCH SEZ R BAND AND SHINEE THEENGS R ENSTROMENZ. I WUNDR IF HEE MEENZ LIK A FLOOT?
DAE 2 - TUZDAE
THRU BAL. WUZ FUN. BAL HIT LONG BLAK ENSTROMEN. THEENK IZ A FLOOT. AXED CAPTIN TOO MAYK SHUR. CAPTIN AGREEZ.
DAE 3 - WENZDAE
BAND GEEX ANGREE. Y? NEVUR DID NUTHIN TOO THEM. BAND MUTHIR SEZ WIL SU MEE. WUTEVIR THATE MEENZ.
DAE 4 - THIRSDAE
NOTIS DRUMIR HAZ SEXXXEEE TANN LYN. THRU BAL AT HIM TOO CACH ATENSHUN. FAYLD. HIT MAD LUKING PIRSUN SCREEMING AT DRUMIR.
DAE 5 - FRYDAE
AXED COCH ABOWT GAYM TOONIT. SEZ THAT THARE IZ NO GAYM. MAYKS NO SENS AZ FRYDAE ALWAZ MEENZ GAYM. WIL SHO UP AT STAYDYUM TOO BEE SHUR.
LAYTIR
AM AT STAYDYUM. NO WUN HEER. MUST BEE AWAE GAYM. WARE THO? WIL DRIV TOO AL UTHIR SKULS TOO FYND OWT.
DAE 6 - SATIRDAE
AM IN FREZNOE. STIL HAV NOT FOWND GAYM. WIL KEPE LUKING.
DAE 7 - SUNDAE
AXED SUMWUN WARE AM. SEZ SEE ADDLE. LUKT AROWND. DIDUNT SEE NUTHIN. WUTZ AN ADDLE? REELYZT TOODAE IZ SUNDAE. MEENZ CHIRCH. MUST GOE HOM.
DAE 8 - MUNDAE
WUZ LAYT 4 PRACTIS. DON C HOU. AXED COCH WARE GAYM WUZ FRYDAE. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE. TOWLLD MEE TOO GIT SUM SLEPE. SED OK.
DAE 9 - 2ZDAE
AXED COCH WUT IN ADDLE WUZ. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE AGIN. THEENK COCH FANCEEZ MEE. HAV FANCEED HIMM 4 LONGIST TYM, BUTT AMTAYKIN BI CHEERLEEDIR, STAYZEE. IZ VERRY HOTT. MUCH LYKE MEE.
DAE 10 - WENZDAE
STAYZEE TELZ MEE AM NOT ONLEE HOTT, BUTT ENTELEGNT. WUT DUZ THAT MEEN? WIL AX COCH TOOMORO.
DAE 11 - THURZDAE
AXED COCH. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE AGEN. IZ HEE TRIEND TOO EMPLIE SUMTHIN?
DAE 12 - FRYDAE
SAW SEXXXEE DRUM PLAER TOODAE. IZ SOE HOTT. HAZ AMASIN SET OF BALZ WICH HEE CAREEZ IN HIZ DRUM. HE LENZ THEM TOO THUH PEEPUL WITH THUH PAYPIRKLIPPE LUKIN ENSTROMENZ. HOW GENURUS. MAE WANT TOO DUMPP STAYZEE.
DAE 13 - SATIRDAE
WOK UP ANT REELYZT 4GOTT GAYM LAZT NIT. GOWIN TOO LUK 4 IT. MAEBEE STIL TYM. hOP SEXXXI DRUMIR WIL BEE THER.
DAE 14 - SUNDAE
AM IN PLAZ CALT TEEAWANNA. NO DRUMIRZ HEER. BUTT LOTZ OF PEEPUL WITH SEXXXI HATZ. WIL DEFINITLY DUMPP STAYZEE.
DAE 1 - MUNDAE
WAS ON FEELD. RAN AFTIR BAL. WUZ FUN. PEEPUL WITH LARJISH SHINEE THEENGS KAME ON FEELD. PUTT SHINEE THEENGS ON GRAS. COCH SEZ R BAND AND SHINEE THEENGS R ENSTROMENZ. I WUNDR IF HEE MEENZ LIK A FLOOT?
DAE 2 - TUZDAE
THRU BAL. WUZ FUN. BAL HIT LONG BLAK ENSTROMEN. THEENK IZ A FLOOT. AXED CAPTIN TOO MAYK SHUR. CAPTIN AGREEZ.
DAE 3 - WENZDAE
BAND GEEX ANGREE. Y? NEVUR DID NUTHIN TOO THEM. BAND MUTHIR SEZ WIL SU MEE. WUTEVIR THATE MEENZ.
DAE 4 - THIRSDAE
NOTIS DRUMIR HAZ SEXXXEEE TANN LYN. THRU BAL AT HIM TOO CACH ATENSHUN. FAYLD. HIT MAD LUKING PIRSUN SCREEMING AT DRUMIR.
DAE 5 - FRYDAE
AXED COCH ABOWT GAYM TOONIT. SEZ THAT THARE IZ NO GAYM. MAYKS NO SENS AZ FRYDAE ALWAZ MEENZ GAYM. WIL SHO UP AT STAYDYUM TOO BEE SHUR.
LAYTIR
AM AT STAYDYUM. NO WUN HEER. MUST BEE AWAE GAYM. WARE THO? WIL DRIV TOO AL UTHIR SKULS TOO FYND OWT.
DAE 6 - SATIRDAE
AM IN FREZNOE. STIL HAV NOT FOWND GAYM. WIL KEPE LUKING.
DAE 7 - SUNDAE
AXED SUMWUN WARE AM. SEZ SEE ADDLE. LUKT AROWND. DIDUNT SEE NUTHIN. WUTZ AN ADDLE? REELYZT TOODAE IZ SUNDAE. MEENZ CHIRCH. MUST GOE HOM.
DAE 8 - MUNDAE
WUZ LAYT 4 PRACTIS. DON C HOU. AXED COCH WARE GAYM WUZ FRYDAE. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE. TOWLLD MEE TOO GIT SUM SLEPE. SED OK.
DAE 9 - 2ZDAE
AXED COCH WUT IN ADDLE WUZ. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE AGIN. THEENK COCH FANCEEZ MEE. HAV FANCEED HIMM 4 LONGIST TYM, BUTT AMTAYKIN BI CHEERLEEDIR, STAYZEE. IZ VERRY HOTT. MUCH LYKE MEE.
DAE 10 - WENZDAE
STAYZEE TELZ MEE AM NOT ONLEE HOTT, BUTT ENTELEGNT. WUT DUZ THAT MEEN? WIL AX COCH TOOMORO.
DAE 11 - THURZDAE
AXED COCH. LUKT AT MEE FUNEE AGEN. IZ HEE TRIEND TOO EMPLIE SUMTHIN?
DAE 12 - FRYDAE
SAW SEXXXEE DRUM PLAER TOODAE. IZ SOE HOTT. HAZ AMASIN SET OF BALZ WICH HEE CAREEZ IN HIZ DRUM. HE LENZ THEM TOO THUH PEEPUL WITH THUH PAYPIRKLIPPE LUKIN ENSTROMENZ. HOW GENURUS. MAE WANT TOO DUMPP STAYZEE.
DAE 13 - SATIRDAE
WOK UP ANT REELYZT 4GOTT GAYM LAZT NIT. GOWIN TOO LUK 4 IT. MAEBEE STIL TYM. hOP SEXXXI DRUMIR WIL BEE THER.
DAE 14 - SUNDAE
AM IN PLAZ CALT TEEAWANNA. NO DRUMIRZ HEER. BUTT LOTZ OF PEEPUL WITH SEXXXI HATZ. WIL DEFINITLY DUMPP STAYZEE.