The Very Secret Diary of a Pit Girl
Day 1 - Monday
Why am I here? Could be doing so many other things right now. Like eating. Or sleeping. Instead must be at band practice laying around bandroom. So bored.
Day 2 - Tuesday
Got yelled at by flip flops wearing evil Staffmember. Is rather hot. Turns out is percussion teacher. Never knew we had one. Was too busy eating Cheetos.
Day 3 - Wednesday
Am bored. Going to sleep now. When done, will finish pasting Wrigley's Gum wrappers to binder. Pretty silver...
Day 4 - Thursday
Love nancing Drum Major. Makes whimpy clarinets and whiney flutes carry heavy pit equipment. Now can nap in tuba cubby. Barely fit, but nice and cozy. Will add wallpaper later. Perhaps starburst wrappers this time.
Day 5 - Friday
Did hard work today. Had to actually play and then to top it all off, had to carry mallets back to band room. Am sure big toe will be sore tomorrow morning.
Day 6 - Saturday
Was right. Toe hurts to high heaven. Then remembered they are all big toes. That's why am in pit. Since is saturday, only awake long enough to get to practice. Tuba cubby now has own padding. Can barely fit, but worth it.
Day 7 - Sunday
Woke up in tuba cubby. Slept more. When could no longer sleep, looked for more wallpaper in trash can.
Day 8 - Monday
Am stuck in cubby. Do not know what to do. Was woken by tuba player. Took one look and closed door again. Don't suspect he will return. Oh well. Will sleep.
Day 9 - Tuesday
Feel slightly enraged. Was yanked out of cubby after much battle. Hurt. Am chafed. Next try trombone cubby.
Day 10 - Wednesday
Cannot fit in trombone cubby, but found area above ceiling tiles quite nice. Even has free drink. Tjink is lemonade. Hard to get up here so will not come down. Will sleep. Perhaps now will not be disturbed.
Day 11 - Thursday
Oh no. Today dropped lemonade. Whatever shall do? Will sleep on it.
Day 12 - Friday
Have slept. Have decided that best option is sleep. Will carry out plan directly.
Later...
Have been disturbed again. Am most peeved. Cleaning lady says am too fat to sleep above ceiling. Cleaning lady is too skinny. Trauma makes me tired. Will sleep.
Day 13 - Saturday
Have found new home under director's desk. Hope he will not notice.
Day 14 - Sunday
Guess what? Director noticed.
Day 1 - Monday
Why am I here? Could be doing so many other things right now. Like eating. Or sleeping. Instead must be at band practice laying around bandroom. So bored.
Day 2 - Tuesday
Got yelled at by flip flops wearing evil Staffmember. Is rather hot. Turns out is percussion teacher. Never knew we had one. Was too busy eating Cheetos.
Day 3 - Wednesday
Am bored. Going to sleep now. When done, will finish pasting Wrigley's Gum wrappers to binder. Pretty silver...
Day 4 - Thursday
Love nancing Drum Major. Makes whimpy clarinets and whiney flutes carry heavy pit equipment. Now can nap in tuba cubby. Barely fit, but nice and cozy. Will add wallpaper later. Perhaps starburst wrappers this time.
Day 5 - Friday
Did hard work today. Had to actually play and then to top it all off, had to carry mallets back to band room. Am sure big toe will be sore tomorrow morning.
Day 6 - Saturday
Was right. Toe hurts to high heaven. Then remembered they are all big toes. That's why am in pit. Since is saturday, only awake long enough to get to practice. Tuba cubby now has own padding. Can barely fit, but worth it.
Day 7 - Sunday
Woke up in tuba cubby. Slept more. When could no longer sleep, looked for more wallpaper in trash can.
Day 8 - Monday
Am stuck in cubby. Do not know what to do. Was woken by tuba player. Took one look and closed door again. Don't suspect he will return. Oh well. Will sleep.
Day 9 - Tuesday
Feel slightly enraged. Was yanked out of cubby after much battle. Hurt. Am chafed. Next try trombone cubby.
Day 10 - Wednesday
Cannot fit in trombone cubby, but found area above ceiling tiles quite nice. Even has free drink. Tjink is lemonade. Hard to get up here so will not come down. Will sleep. Perhaps now will not be disturbed.
Day 11 - Thursday
Oh no. Today dropped lemonade. Whatever shall do? Will sleep on it.
Day 12 - Friday
Have slept. Have decided that best option is sleep. Will carry out plan directly.
Later...
Have been disturbed again. Am most peeved. Cleaning lady says am too fat to sleep above ceiling. Cleaning lady is too skinny. Trauma makes me tired. Will sleep.
Day 13 - Saturday
Have found new home under director's desk. Hope he will not notice.
Day 14 - Sunday
Guess what? Director noticed.