Purple Swirly Crossover: Part Four: Meetings, Greetings, Expleetings.
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Reviewer Response:
Kaz: YOU have issues? Yeah, yeah. Lord Farquad? Where'd he come from? Why were you thinking about Shrek and not about Purple Swirly Things? HOW DARE YOU!
Tavia: Thanks Keep up with the complete randomness your end too! (IE. Chicken Noodle Soup For The Trekkie Soul. . .I have no soul. . .)
Yumi-Chan and Unrealistic: I was too busy trying to work out whether or not Chekov had a wig on actually. . .BUT YES! IT WAS TIM RUSS! HAHAHAA!
Broken Infinity: Well, I repeated the word and was about to delete it, when I though "Broken Infinity!" And boom, you had a line.
I-Am-Bug: I assumed one of the crew had to like pasta. . .since I utterly despise it. Another pointless fact about me. YAY!
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[TOS: Bridge]
Kirk: This room must be the most over-used room in the whole history of any TV show on the planet.
Uhura: What about the 7 o'clock news?
Kirk: What about it?
Uhura: Well, that only takes place in one room. The news room.
Kirk: You know what I mean.
Uhura: Actually-
Kirk: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Chekov: Excuse me, I hate to butt in on this "fascinating" conwersation-
Spock: MY LINE! YOU DIE!
Chekov: Argh! I'M GOINK TO DIE!
Sulu: 59. . .
Chekov: And so are you, Cossack!
Sulu: Um. . .that's a new one. Ehem. 1. . .
McCoy: I hate to be the voice of reason in this fic, BUT WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO?
Kirk: About what?
Spock(with his hands around Chekov's neck): I believe he is referring to the shuttle THAT IS ON A DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH US!
Bailey: Don't shout!
Rand: What're you doing here?
Bailey: We're outa Red Shirts.
Rand: And YOU volunteered? Are you stupid or something?
Bailey: They tricked me. . .
Kirk: Excuse me, I am the main center of attention here! PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW, MORTALS!
All: (Cower)
Kirk: Better. Uhura, hail the shuttle THAT IS ON A DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH US!
Uhura: Why don't we just call it "Shuttle: Certain Doom"? It's easier to say.
Kirk: Whatever.
Uhura(tapping keys on her console): Hmm. . .I can get you an audio link with the shuttle. . .
[There is noise for a few seconds, then. . .]
Voice #1: Hmm. . .maybe this is the up button.
Voice 2#: No. That is a smartie that has gotten stuck to the console. Very illogical.
Kirk(forgetting the transmission is two-way): ARGH! NOT MORE VULCANS! FULL REVERSE, SULU!
Voice #1: HAHAH! Told you no-one liked your ears!
Voice #2: Mummy!
Voice #3: Well done, idiots.
Kirk: WAIT! The first and last sounded like humans. . .stay where we are.
[TNG]
Picard: Any news from the Away Team?
Worf: Yes. They have just reached shuttle bay one. Wait a sec. . .no, they're in space. . .wait a sec. . .
Riker(over comm.): The other ship is having a problem. Chakotay's driving a shuttle.
Paris(from backstage): PILOTING!
Picard: Whatever. And I don't know this Chakotay feller. Better open fire on the shuttle.
Riker: Eh?
Picard: It's the StarFleet way, dammit! If we don't understand something, we shoot it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
LaForge(muttering): No, that's just the Picard way.
[TOS]
Chekov(still being choked by Spock): Sair. . .there. . .vun. . .of. . .the. . .shuttles . . .
Kirk(angry): WAIT! That's. . .the. . .way. . .I. . talk! DIE!
Chekov: Argh! I'm goink to die!
Sulu: I've lost count.
Uhura: Sir, I think what Chekov was trying to say was: VUN OF THE SHUTTLES IS OPENINK FIRE ON THE OTHER VUN!
Kirk: Oh. Um. I KNOW! WOW! WHAT A GREAT PLAN!
[Beat]
Kirk(sulkily): . . .That the writer thought of.
Spock: What?
Kirk: Let's beam all of the inhabitants from all of the shuttles into the cargo bay! Hurrah!
[Beat]
Sulu: Yeah. Let's do that.
A/N: So, next chapter, the Crossover actually happens. PURPLE SWIRLS RULE!
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A note from Paramount: Dear Reader, we here at Paramount apologise sincerely for the amount of CAPITAL LETTERS used in this Chapter. We would like to apologise, because, as we all know, CAPITAL LETTERS are the sign of an exciting plot actually happening, and this is TOS, where the Red Shirts get killed by the same plastic monsters and the plants are all freaky and tie-died.
A note from the Enterprise Crew: Paramount would like to deny that last apology. It says that of course TOS has lots of interesting plots and everyone loves it, specially the Animated Series. . .which sucked. We mean, was cool. Hehe. . .
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Reviewer Response:
Kaz: YOU have issues? Yeah, yeah. Lord Farquad? Where'd he come from? Why were you thinking about Shrek and not about Purple Swirly Things? HOW DARE YOU!
Tavia: Thanks Keep up with the complete randomness your end too! (IE. Chicken Noodle Soup For The Trekkie Soul. . .I have no soul. . .)
Yumi-Chan and Unrealistic: I was too busy trying to work out whether or not Chekov had a wig on actually. . .BUT YES! IT WAS TIM RUSS! HAHAHAA!
Broken Infinity: Well, I repeated the word and was about to delete it, when I though "Broken Infinity!" And boom, you had a line.
I-Am-Bug: I assumed one of the crew had to like pasta. . .since I utterly despise it. Another pointless fact about me. YAY!
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[TOS: Bridge]
Kirk: This room must be the most over-used room in the whole history of any TV show on the planet.
Uhura: What about the 7 o'clock news?
Kirk: What about it?
Uhura: Well, that only takes place in one room. The news room.
Kirk: You know what I mean.
Uhura: Actually-
Kirk: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Chekov: Excuse me, I hate to butt in on this "fascinating" conwersation-
Spock: MY LINE! YOU DIE!
Chekov: Argh! I'M GOINK TO DIE!
Sulu: 59. . .
Chekov: And so are you, Cossack!
Sulu: Um. . .that's a new one. Ehem. 1. . .
McCoy: I hate to be the voice of reason in this fic, BUT WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO?
Kirk: About what?
Spock(with his hands around Chekov's neck): I believe he is referring to the shuttle THAT IS ON A DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH US!
Bailey: Don't shout!
Rand: What're you doing here?
Bailey: We're outa Red Shirts.
Rand: And YOU volunteered? Are you stupid or something?
Bailey: They tricked me. . .
Kirk: Excuse me, I am the main center of attention here! PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW, MORTALS!
All: (Cower)
Kirk: Better. Uhura, hail the shuttle THAT IS ON A DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH US!
Uhura: Why don't we just call it "Shuttle: Certain Doom"? It's easier to say.
Kirk: Whatever.
Uhura(tapping keys on her console): Hmm. . .I can get you an audio link with the shuttle. . .
[There is noise for a few seconds, then. . .]
Voice #1: Hmm. . .maybe this is the up button.
Voice 2#: No. That is a smartie that has gotten stuck to the console. Very illogical.
Kirk(forgetting the transmission is two-way): ARGH! NOT MORE VULCANS! FULL REVERSE, SULU!
Voice #1: HAHAH! Told you no-one liked your ears!
Voice #2: Mummy!
Voice #3: Well done, idiots.
Kirk: WAIT! The first and last sounded like humans. . .stay where we are.
[TNG]
Picard: Any news from the Away Team?
Worf: Yes. They have just reached shuttle bay one. Wait a sec. . .no, they're in space. . .wait a sec. . .
Riker(over comm.): The other ship is having a problem. Chakotay's driving a shuttle.
Paris(from backstage): PILOTING!
Picard: Whatever. And I don't know this Chakotay feller. Better open fire on the shuttle.
Riker: Eh?
Picard: It's the StarFleet way, dammit! If we don't understand something, we shoot it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
LaForge(muttering): No, that's just the Picard way.
[TOS]
Chekov(still being choked by Spock): Sair. . .there. . .vun. . .of. . .the. . .shuttles . . .
Kirk(angry): WAIT! That's. . .the. . .way. . .I. . talk! DIE!
Chekov: Argh! I'm goink to die!
Sulu: I've lost count.
Uhura: Sir, I think what Chekov was trying to say was: VUN OF THE SHUTTLES IS OPENINK FIRE ON THE OTHER VUN!
Kirk: Oh. Um. I KNOW! WOW! WHAT A GREAT PLAN!
[Beat]
Kirk(sulkily): . . .That the writer thought of.
Spock: What?
Kirk: Let's beam all of the inhabitants from all of the shuttles into the cargo bay! Hurrah!
[Beat]
Sulu: Yeah. Let's do that.
A/N: So, next chapter, the Crossover actually happens. PURPLE SWIRLS RULE!
~~
A note from Paramount: Dear Reader, we here at Paramount apologise sincerely for the amount of CAPITAL LETTERS used in this Chapter. We would like to apologise, because, as we all know, CAPITAL LETTERS are the sign of an exciting plot actually happening, and this is TOS, where the Red Shirts get killed by the same plastic monsters and the plants are all freaky and tie-died.
A note from the Enterprise Crew: Paramount would like to deny that last apology. It says that of course TOS has lots of interesting plots and everyone loves it, specially the Animated Series. . .which sucked. We mean, was cool. Hehe. . .