The Purple Swirly Crossover Part Seven
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Yes, I, like Tavia, am not dead.
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Reviewer Response:
Bug: Yes, lala land is in Russia. Ahem.
Broken Infinity: Okay.
Nenya: After I motioned it I got a lot of replies about Tim Russ in Generations. Maybe he was having an identity crises...
Evil Twin: Yes...it will live long if I have anything to do with it...
Star Freak: Here's the update.
Ariennye: I have.
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Sorry to everyone!! After I've updated this I swear I'll update Attacked! Promise on my life!
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[TOS: Bridge]
Mudd: So the readers don't have to read the last chapter again, I'll repeat my line.
[Pause]
Kirk: Well?
Mudd: I can't remember what it is...
Seven: I fail to see why you are all afraid of him.
Riley: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So Mudd is Public Enemy No. 2.
Seven: You mean "1".
Riley: Whatever.
Bashir: What has this got to do with the plot?
Mudd: Oh, yeah. Ahem. I hereby demand that you give me your ship or...
[Cue the dun-dun-dun!]
Mudd: ...I'll unleash the Tribbles!
Seven: The what?
Riker: NOOO!
Kirk: NOOO!
Everyone on TOS and TNG: NOOO!
Kirk: Wait, why do you need my ship when you already have one?
Mudd: Er...
Sulu: And your ship is much more hi-tech than ours!
Mudd: Yes, but...but....shut up, okay! It's been really hard trying to find excuses to come back on the show!
Chekov: It's easy. Get a couple of vorms, stick them in my ear, and BOOM! Ve'll have a comeback of Mudd.
Kahn(from off-screen): Peh. That's my franchise. It'll never work with someone else.
Kirk: Especially someone who likes socialising with robots.
Mudd: And, unfortunately for you, Mad Scientist People. This particular Mad Scientist Person gave me this particular Big Killer Screw-You Gun. Have any idea what I'm going to do with it?
Kirk: No.
[Pause]
Mudd: Damn. Neither do I.
Kahn: Duh. Point it at the Enterprise and pull the trigger.
Mudd: Ohhhh! Okay.
Everyone on the Enterprise: *Gulp*
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Yes, I, like Tavia, am not dead.
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Reviewer Response:
Bug: Yes, lala land is in Russia. Ahem.
Broken Infinity: Okay.
Nenya: After I motioned it I got a lot of replies about Tim Russ in Generations. Maybe he was having an identity crises...
Evil Twin: Yes...it will live long if I have anything to do with it...
Star Freak: Here's the update.
Ariennye: I have.
~~
Sorry to everyone!! After I've updated this I swear I'll update Attacked! Promise on my life!
~~
[TOS: Bridge]
Mudd: So the readers don't have to read the last chapter again, I'll repeat my line.
[Pause]
Kirk: Well?
Mudd: I can't remember what it is...
Seven: I fail to see why you are all afraid of him.
Riley: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So Mudd is Public Enemy No. 2.
Seven: You mean "1".
Riley: Whatever.
Bashir: What has this got to do with the plot?
Mudd: Oh, yeah. Ahem. I hereby demand that you give me your ship or...
[Cue the dun-dun-dun!]
Mudd: ...I'll unleash the Tribbles!
Seven: The what?
Riker: NOOO!
Kirk: NOOO!
Everyone on TOS and TNG: NOOO!
Kirk: Wait, why do you need my ship when you already have one?
Mudd: Er...
Sulu: And your ship is much more hi-tech than ours!
Mudd: Yes, but...but....shut up, okay! It's been really hard trying to find excuses to come back on the show!
Chekov: It's easy. Get a couple of vorms, stick them in my ear, and BOOM! Ve'll have a comeback of Mudd.
Kahn(from off-screen): Peh. That's my franchise. It'll never work with someone else.
Kirk: Especially someone who likes socialising with robots.
Mudd: And, unfortunately for you, Mad Scientist People. This particular Mad Scientist Person gave me this particular Big Killer Screw-You Gun. Have any idea what I'm going to do with it?
Kirk: No.
[Pause]
Mudd: Damn. Neither do I.
Kahn: Duh. Point it at the Enterprise and pull the trigger.
Mudd: Ohhhh! Okay.
Everyone on the Enterprise: *Gulp*