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'Who Wants to be a MIllionaire theme music'
Regis Philbin - Welcome to who wants to be a millionaire!
'Crowd claps'
Regis - Today we have a special guest, The Creepy Thin Man!
'Crowd awkwardly claps'
Regis - Welcome Mr.Thin Man, so are you excited?
'The Thin Man nods'
Regis - Ok let's begin, for $1,000 dollars what noise does a
person make when being attacked by a dog?
Is it A. Gulp, B.AIIIIIIIII! C.Beep D. Achooo!
Regis - God who writes these questions...? And your answ-
Thin Man - 'Screams very loudly' Aiiiiiiii!
Regis - 'Stunned' Ok... that is the correct answer!
Regis - Now time for an audience question since we've got a celebrity here, 'Regis walks over and goes to a women in the front row'
Regis - Hello there, and what is you name?
Woman - Mary
Regis - Well Mary today is your lucky day, now lets go up to the center stage.
'Regis and Mary walk up to the Thin Man'
'Thin Man glares'
Regis - Whoa easy there buddy, we don't what to scare the guests do we now 'Elbows the Thin Man'
Regis - Ok Mary what is your question for the Creepy Thin Man?
Mary - Well 'Giggles' I was wondering wh-
'The Thin Man grabs some of her hair and pulls it out, the sniffs it'
Thin Man - Aiiiiiiiii!
Mary - 'Faints'
Regis - 'Runs away'
'Security come and try to catch the Thin Man'
'The Thin Man runs away'
'Theme music for the show comes on'