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A/N: Thank you guys for all the reviews! I'm almost at a hundred! I can't believe it! Hope y'all like this chapter… sorry if it's a bit confusing… I'm half asleep…
The next day, I woke up, in my own bed mind you, to Sirius and Oliver's voices, I think they were standing over me. I was too afraid to open my eyes and find out though. With my luck, Sirius had found his wand and turned my bedroom into a particular disgusting shade of puke green.
"Are you sure she isn't dead?" Sirius asked Oliver.
"No, I'm pretty sure she's breathing," Oliver responded.
"Maybe we should throw something at her—just to make sure, you know," Sirius suggested.
"Lily really isn't very fond of being suddenly awoken," Oliver said knowingly.
"Yeah, she's not a very pretty sight in the mornings," Sirius agreed.
"When the two of you are done trying to figure out if I'm dead or not, would someone tell me what y'all are doing in my room?" I said with an exasperated sigh.
"Well, I guess that settles it then," Sirius said sounding disappointed that their interrogation was over.
"Yeah, mate, it's a shame; it was fun while it lasted," Oliver said with a sigh.
"WHAT DO YOU TWO WANT?" I asked, annoyed. I was not very fond of being awoken early on the first day of my vacation to anything less than a large breakfast.
"Oh, well, we were going to start jumping on your bed," Oliver started.
"But then James told us if we woke you up he'd kill us," Sirius finished.
"So, we thought that we could maybe turn your radio on full blast," Oliver started again.
"But then we realized that fell under the category of waking you up," Sirius finished again.
"So we decided to just wait for you to wake up then look at you in that creepy way when you woke up," Oliver started again.
"But then we noticed that you weren't visibly breathing," Sirius finished.
"Much less your usual snoring," Oliver stated.
"I don't snore!" I said, mortified.
"Yeah, ok, you keep thinking that," Oliver said.
"Where's James?" I asked.
"After threatening to kill us, he went back to sleep," Sirius said.
"Or atleast we think he did. We're really not quite sure," Oliver said.
"Hey guys?" I asked.
"Yeah?" Oliver asked.
"GET OUT!" I said.
Oliver and Sirius looked at each other, looked at me, and took off running. I rolled out of bed and put on some jeans and a sweater wondering if this was going to happen everyday for the next two weeks. I was definitely going to have to get myself a lock.
"Morning," I yawned walking into the kitchen and pouring a glass of orange juice. Oliver, Sirius, and James were all sitting down eating cereal.
"Oh, so now you're nice, now that James is around," Sirius said accusingly.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing," Sirius muttered.
"Whatever," I said rolling my eyes and fixing toast.
"Hey, Lily, Petunia's getting here in like—" Oliver trailed off, looking at his watch, "An hour."
"An hour? Why so early?" I asked.
"It's almost noon," Sirius said, "You slept all day."
"Oh, that would explain it," I said, shoving toast into my mouth.
Later that day, Oliver, Sirius, James, and I were sitting around playing cards when Petunia walked in.
"Hey Oliver," Petunia said completely ignoring me.
"Hey, Petunia," I started, "This is James, my boyfriend, and Sirius, one of our friends."
I could almost see the wheels spinning in Petunia's head. James and Sirius were hot, but they went to what she liked to call the "Freak school". Should she be nice or should she tease. If she teased me, it was a sure thing that James and Sirius would had her. Finally she appeared to reach a conclusion.
"Did you hear something, Oliver?" Petunia asked.
"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did. Lily introduced you to James and Sirius here. Do you need your hearing checked?" Oliver said.
"Or maybe, you just need to be clobbered in the head?" Sirius asked her.
"Lily, I understand that for some reason you have to come home for vacation, but do you really have to bring more freaks from your freak school?" Petunia asked.
"Freak school?" Sirius asked, "Maybe, a nice jinx would take care of her opinion."
"Perhaps… which do you suggest?" James asked.
"Maybe… we should turn her upside down?" Sirius asked. "Like Snape?"
"Mom!!" Petunia screamed running out the room, "Lily's freaky friends are threatening me!"
"Hey, Sirius, you never gave me your wand," I said.
"Yeah, I think you guys are taking the joke a bit too far, besides there was nothing in there about giving Lily my wand. I'm seventeen. I can legally do magic outside of school now. AKA here," Sirius said rolling his eyes. I was right, he had fallen asleep.
"Actually according to rule number—" James paused, pulling the parchment out of his back pocket, "three, no using or referring to magic and you're going to give Lily your wand and let her hold onto it for you. It's after the two which states that obscene gestures and/or comments aren't allowed and before number four stating that there will be no pushing and/or shoving old people out of the way because they are quote moving too damn slow."
"I don't remember agreeing to that!" Sirius argued.
"Um, Sirius," I started.
"You signed on the dotted line," James finished.
Sirius got up and walked out of the room, muttering obscenities under his breath and complaining about his being misunderstood.
"Hey! Number two! Obscene gestures and/or commends aren't allowed!" James screamed at Sirius' back.
"He still hasn't given me his wand," I complained.
"Yeah, I think he's going jinx something as we speak," James said.
"Isn't it illegal to you know, do magic in front of us… um… you know?" Oliver asked.
"Yeah, don't worry though. I don't think he's going to do anything," James said looking doubtful.
"I'm going to bed," I said, stifling a yawn.
"Ok, I'll come tell you goodnight!" James said, standing me up and helping me up.
"You guys are so obvious. If you want to be alone together, just ask," Oliver said.
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said as James and I ran, arm in arm, up the stairs, giggling.
We stood in the doorway for a while before Petunia walked up.
"Lily, can you and your freaky friends leave me alone? I don't wanna get freak all over me," Petunia requested.
"Can you and the people in your head leave us alone?" James shot back.
"Whatever, just leave me alone," Petunia said, turning to walk away.
"Hey, Petunia, I just wanted to point out that you're the one who started talking to us, thus, aren't you the one that should leave us alone?" I spat out.
Petunia looked at me then looked at James and then turned and walked into her bedroom.
"Wow, I'm impressed, it took me years to stand up to her," I said.
"You think my social skills are good? You should see my kissing skills," James said as he started snogging me. He could be so corny sometimes, but yet so perfect.
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