'She wants me to teach you to live.' Agnes said. Allie grinned.
'She would.'
'How do you teach someone to live? I want to make sure I'm doing it right.'
'You tell them to except it when they die.' Allie nodded to her confused face.
'Can argue when you die?'
ONLY IF YOU'RE A WEATHERWAX. Death said. Both witches jumped. A jumping witch is quite a sight. The hat adds something.
'Damn.' Allie said. Agnes thought the occasion called for slightly more than 'Damn' but didn't say so.
ALISON LILTH WEATHERWAX. the voice was like slabs of granite.
Death? Cooee Death? This voice was like sugar and honey. If sugar and honey made a noise.
Death froze. OH NO he said. Allie began to giggle. Agnes was convinced that this WAS NOT the time for giggling but she still didn't say anything.
LIFE. HOW N. PL. DIFFERENT IT IS TO SEE YOU.
I've missed you too honey. The women appeared roughly 2 seconds after her voice.*
'I don't think he said missed.' Allie said grinning. Agnes thought cheeking Life herself wasn't a good idea and said so.
'You still here?' Allie asked. Agnes was shocked. Perdita was just pissed.
THE GIRL IS MINE.
Oh be reasonable. Life grinned and tossed her hair.
SHE HAS 3 DAYS TO LIVE. SHE HAS HAD 3 DAYS TO LIVE FOR A YEAR. I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS IS YOU.
Yes. But I came to tell you she can die now. She's very boring.
ALISON LILTH WEATHERWAX. OH DAMN.
Agnes didn't think Damn was the word but didn't say so. Agnes didn't say a lot of things but Perdita wasn't bother about that.
'She went north.' She said in Agnes' voice and Life looked round.
Oh its [b/]you.[b\]