A/N: I know people don't usually talk in full sentences and stuff on IM,
but you know what? They do in this story. Ha! I don't know why I did it,
just for the heck of it.
November 16th, 2015
4:23 p.m.
dgordon3- hello
ktheman- who is this?
dgordon3- i got your screen name at a chat site. you live around my hometown, and you are about as old as i am, so i wanted to talk.
ktheman- you're from hillridge?
dgordon3- yes, but i'm not there right now. i mean, i'm in college.
ktheman- neither am i. i'm in australia for a conference.
ktheman- what's your name?
dgordon3- david.
dgordon3- yours?
ktheman- kenan.
ktheman- what college?
dgordon3- harvard.
ktheman- wow. nice.
dgordon3- not really.
ktheman- why?
ktheman- what happened?
dgordon3- nothing.
ktheman- yeah.. right. i believe you.
dgordon3- fine.
dgordon3- i left my childhood sweetheart there.
ktheman- childhood sweetheart?
dgordon3- well, not exactly.
ktheman- what then?
ktheman- man, if you don't want to tell me, then don't. just don't confuse me.
dgordon3- lol
dgordon3- you see, there was this girl, lizzie. we knew each other since birth. we were best friends.... until i started to like her. a lot. but then i met jessica. she was everything lizzie wasn't- smart, intelluctual, serious... the whole story. i fell in love, forgetting all about lizzie. then, in the summer before college, lizzie confessed her love to me. i don't know what came over me. i said some pretty nasty things, things that weren't true, and she hated me... and then i ran off to harvard along with jessica, leaving her beinhd. she got accepted to a college in michigan, and we lost touch.
ktheman- impressive. just like the movies.
ktheman- i'm guessing that's not all.
dgordon3- you're psychic.
dgordon3- i found out soon after that jessica was two-timing me for some creep, and i dumped her right then. and that's when i started thinking about lizzie again. i thought about her more and more until i couldn't take it anymore, and now here i am, twenty-five, studying at harvard, alone, going crazy with love for her.
ktheman- awww how sweet.
dgordon3- wow, you're so sympathetic.
ktheman- honestly i think you should do something to get her back.
dgordon3- like what?
ktheman- i don't know. i'd let you talk to my wife, because she is good with these situations, but i can't. she's back in hillridge.
dgordon3- you're married?
kenana- yeah.
dgordon3- figures. everyone this age is married.
ktheman- not everyone.
ktheman- now back to you...
ktheman- wait. i have an idea.
ktheman- you do know her address, right?
dgordon3- yeah.
ktheman- send her a christmas card.
dgordon3- are you crazy? i can't do that.
ktheman- yes you can.
dgordon3- i'll try.
ktheman- man, i can tell she still loves you.
dgordon3- really?
ktheman- yeah.
ktheman- shoot, i got to go. e-mail me and tell me how it all works out, okay?
dgordon3- if it does.
ktheman- oh, it will.
ktheman has signed off.
November 16th, 2015
4:23 p.m.
dgordon3- hello
ktheman- who is this?
dgordon3- i got your screen name at a chat site. you live around my hometown, and you are about as old as i am, so i wanted to talk.
ktheman- you're from hillridge?
dgordon3- yes, but i'm not there right now. i mean, i'm in college.
ktheman- neither am i. i'm in australia for a conference.
ktheman- what's your name?
dgordon3- david.
dgordon3- yours?
ktheman- kenan.
ktheman- what college?
dgordon3- harvard.
ktheman- wow. nice.
dgordon3- not really.
ktheman- why?
ktheman- what happened?
dgordon3- nothing.
ktheman- yeah.. right. i believe you.
dgordon3- fine.
dgordon3- i left my childhood sweetheart there.
ktheman- childhood sweetheart?
dgordon3- well, not exactly.
ktheman- what then?
ktheman- man, if you don't want to tell me, then don't. just don't confuse me.
dgordon3- lol
dgordon3- you see, there was this girl, lizzie. we knew each other since birth. we were best friends.... until i started to like her. a lot. but then i met jessica. she was everything lizzie wasn't- smart, intelluctual, serious... the whole story. i fell in love, forgetting all about lizzie. then, in the summer before college, lizzie confessed her love to me. i don't know what came over me. i said some pretty nasty things, things that weren't true, and she hated me... and then i ran off to harvard along with jessica, leaving her beinhd. she got accepted to a college in michigan, and we lost touch.
ktheman- impressive. just like the movies.
ktheman- i'm guessing that's not all.
dgordon3- you're psychic.
dgordon3- i found out soon after that jessica was two-timing me for some creep, and i dumped her right then. and that's when i started thinking about lizzie again. i thought about her more and more until i couldn't take it anymore, and now here i am, twenty-five, studying at harvard, alone, going crazy with love for her.
ktheman- awww how sweet.
dgordon3- wow, you're so sympathetic.
ktheman- honestly i think you should do something to get her back.
dgordon3- like what?
ktheman- i don't know. i'd let you talk to my wife, because she is good with these situations, but i can't. she's back in hillridge.
dgordon3- you're married?
kenana- yeah.
dgordon3- figures. everyone this age is married.
ktheman- not everyone.
ktheman- now back to you...
ktheman- wait. i have an idea.
ktheman- you do know her address, right?
dgordon3- yeah.
ktheman- send her a christmas card.
dgordon3- are you crazy? i can't do that.
ktheman- yes you can.
dgordon3- i'll try.
ktheman- man, i can tell she still loves you.
dgordon3- really?
ktheman- yeah.
ktheman- shoot, i got to go. e-mail me and tell me how it all works out, okay?
dgordon3- if it does.
ktheman- oh, it will.
ktheman has signed off.
