December 19th, 2015

7:45 a.m.

strawberryblondie67- hey!!

ciaobella05- hey girl! =)

ciaobella05- aren't you supposed to be leaving right about now?

strawberryblondie67- not for a another few hours.

ciaobella05- oh.

ciaobella05- so what's up?

strawberryblondie67- nothing to much. just bored.

ciaobella05- thinking about him, huh? ~_^

strawberryblondie67- who?

strawberryblondie67- u mean david?

strawberryblondie67- ewwwwww!!!! no. that's not what i'm doing!

ciaobella05- uh huh. sure.

ciaobella05- look, liz, every time you say 'bored', you mean, 'i'm thinking about him'. bored is just not your type of word. when someone asks you what you are doing, you tell them exactly. when you say bored, that means that you're too absent-minded and lost in your thoughts about him that you don't have time to write down what you are doing.

strawberryblondie67- uh, sure.

strawberryblondie67- you are really weird.

ciaobella05- no, it's just that anyone can read you like a book.

strawberryblondie67- hey!

strawberryblondie67- really?

ciaobella05- lol kind of...

strawberryblondie67- well, for your information, i kind of was thinking about him.

ciaobella05- ha! i knew it!!!!

strawberryblondie67- i'm thinking about how terrible of a person he is and how i never want to see his face again.

ciaobella05- say what you will, sunshine...

ciaobella05- *cough cough* gordo lover *cough*

strawberryblondie67- omg!

strawberryblondie67- i so do not like him!

strawberryblondie67- i despise him!

strawberryblondie67- i can't believe you said that!

strawberryblondie67- and gordo... what kind of name is that? only people close to him-his friends- call him that.

ciaobella05- de-ni-al!

strawberryblondie67- omg! so not!

ciaobella05- and plus, you gave him that name.

strawberryblondie67- ugh! don't remind me! i was only three, what did i know?

ciaobella05- you knew you loved him.

strawberryblondie67- MIRANDA ISABELLA SMITH!

ciaobella05- haha

ciaobella05- you do, though.

ciaobella05- it's kind of hard to miss.

strawberryblondie67- you're lying!

strawberryblondie67- i don't love him! i hate him!

ciaobella05- sure... and juliet hated romeo

strawberryblondie67- well, romeo didn't run off to harvard and dump me for jessica what's-her-face!

ciaobella05- awwwwww you're jealous!

strawberryblondie67- of jessica?

strawberryblondie67- look, sanchez, he's probably married to her now.

strawberryblondie67- and why would i be jealous of her? all she thinks about is work, work, work... and she's butt-ugly!

ciaobella05- and you're not?

strawberryblondie67- hey! you're supposed to be on my side!

strawberryblondie67- at least i'm prettier than that little stuck up snob know-it-all... person!

ciaobella05- snot-faced snot-head?

strawberryblondie67- exactly!

ciaobella05- you are completely jealous.

strawberryblondie67- hate to break it to you, but i am not! I haven't seen him or spoken to him in seven years and one hundred and sixty-eight days! who knows if he's still hot and compassionate and sweet?

ciaobella05- you keep count?

ciaobella05- OOOOOOOOH!

ciaobella05- you think he's hot, compassionate, and sweet?

ciaobella05- omg!!!

strawberryblondie67- he USED to be.

ciaobella05- what if he still is?

strawberryblondie67- he isn't.

strawberryblondie67- if he was, then he wouldn't have said all of those things.

ciaobella05- he didn't mean it.

strawberryblondie67- how do you know?

ciaobella05- because he loves you, girl!

strawberryblondie67- no he does not.

strawberryblondie67- he loves jessica.

ciaobella05- right...

strawberryblondie67- he's probably mr. david carlson at the moment... they are probably on their sweet little honeymoon... and you know what? I don't give a crap!

ciaobella05- um, it would be jessica who changed her last name, not gordo.

strawberryblondie67- don't say that name in front of me.

ciaobella05- gordo gordo gordo gordo

ciaobella05- you do care lizzie, i know you do. you still love him.

strawberryblondie67- i do not!!!!!!!!!

ciaobella05- yes you do.

strawberryblondie67- NO!!!!!

ciaobella05- YES YOU DO!

strawberryblondie67- fine, miranda, i do, okay?

strawberryblondie67- are you happy now?

strawberryblondie67 has signed off.