December 19th, 2015
11:45 a.m.
ktheman- how's lil jakey?
ciaobella05- hey honey, i love you to you too
ktheman- sorry. can i help it if i'm concerned about jakey?
ciaobella05- no, you're such a great father that you forget you're a husband, too.
ktheman- i said i was sorry!
ciaobella05- lil jakey's fine... he only had to get five stitches. he misses you a lot, though.
ktheman- i miss him too.
ktheman- i miss you too, of course.
ciaobella05- lol i get it.
ciaobella05- when are you coming home?
ktheman- i'll be there by the 22nd, promise.
ktheman- can you give me some advice?
ciaobella05- yeah, sure...
ktheman- i have this friend, and he has this friend who's a girl. and she liked him a lot but he blew her off and ran away to college with someone else. but he broke up the someone else and now he is madly in love with his friend, but he's sure she hates him. what should he do?
ciaobella05- this doesn't happen to be you, do it?
ktheman- no! of course not!
ktheman- just some guy i met over the internet who could use some help in his love life.
ciaobella05- well is he one hundred percent sure that his friend still hates him?
ktheman- yeah, he said a thousand time that lizzie doesn't like him one bit anymore.
ciaobella05- lizzie?
ktheman- yeah, that's his friend's name.
ciaobella05- OH.
ciaobella05- MY.
ciaobella05- GOD.
ciaobella05- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ktheman- whoa, what's wrong, honey?
ciaobella05- what did this guy his name was?
ktheman- david.
ciaobella05- david gordon!?
ktheman- yeah.
ciaobella05- i think i'm going to faint.
ktheman- what? you know the guy?
ciaobella05- do i know him? yeah, you could say that.
ktheman- sweet.
ciaobella05- omg this is so scary!!!!
ciaobella05- you remember lizzie mcguire?
ktheman- you're best friend? yeah...
ktheman- she's david's lizzie?
ciaobella05- yes!
kthman- you're kidding me, right?
ciaobella05- you know how i told you that she had a mad crush on gordo, our other ex-best friend?
ktheman- yeah.
ciaobella05- gordo was our nickname for david.
ktheman- god, this is creepy.
ktheman- wait... so does lizzie love him?
ciaobella05- i just talked to her. figure for yourself: (ciaobella05- you do care lizzie, i know you do. you still love him.
strawberryblondie67- i do not!!!!!!!!!
ciaobella05- yes you do.
strawberryblondie67- NO!!!!!
ciaobella05- YES YOU DO!
strawberryblondie67- fine, miranda, i do, okay?
strawberryblondie67- are you happy now?)
ktheman- she does?
ciaobella05- kenan... we have to tell them! right now!
ktheman- but david isn't home. he's in an airport in michigan on his way here.
ciaobella05- so is lizzie!
ktheman- no way...
ktheman- is it the same one?
ciaobella05- Grand Rapids National Airport?
ktheman- okay, i'm scared now.
ciaobella05- lizzie has her pocket pc with her. i can send her an e-mail.
ktheman- hopefully david has his laptop.
ciaobella05- knowing gordo, he definitely does.
ciaobella05- omg omg!
ciaobella05- what if they meet at the airport?
ktheman- you know, with the way things are going, they just might...
11:45 a.m.
ktheman- how's lil jakey?
ciaobella05- hey honey, i love you to you too
ktheman- sorry. can i help it if i'm concerned about jakey?
ciaobella05- no, you're such a great father that you forget you're a husband, too.
ktheman- i said i was sorry!
ciaobella05- lil jakey's fine... he only had to get five stitches. he misses you a lot, though.
ktheman- i miss him too.
ktheman- i miss you too, of course.
ciaobella05- lol i get it.
ciaobella05- when are you coming home?
ktheman- i'll be there by the 22nd, promise.
ktheman- can you give me some advice?
ciaobella05- yeah, sure...
ktheman- i have this friend, and he has this friend who's a girl. and she liked him a lot but he blew her off and ran away to college with someone else. but he broke up the someone else and now he is madly in love with his friend, but he's sure she hates him. what should he do?
ciaobella05- this doesn't happen to be you, do it?
ktheman- no! of course not!
ktheman- just some guy i met over the internet who could use some help in his love life.
ciaobella05- well is he one hundred percent sure that his friend still hates him?
ktheman- yeah, he said a thousand time that lizzie doesn't like him one bit anymore.
ciaobella05- lizzie?
ktheman- yeah, that's his friend's name.
ciaobella05- OH.
ciaobella05- MY.
ciaobella05- GOD.
ciaobella05- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ktheman- whoa, what's wrong, honey?
ciaobella05- what did this guy his name was?
ktheman- david.
ciaobella05- david gordon!?
ktheman- yeah.
ciaobella05- i think i'm going to faint.
ktheman- what? you know the guy?
ciaobella05- do i know him? yeah, you could say that.
ktheman- sweet.
ciaobella05- omg this is so scary!!!!
ciaobella05- you remember lizzie mcguire?
ktheman- you're best friend? yeah...
ktheman- she's david's lizzie?
ciaobella05- yes!
kthman- you're kidding me, right?
ciaobella05- you know how i told you that she had a mad crush on gordo, our other ex-best friend?
ktheman- yeah.
ciaobella05- gordo was our nickname for david.
ktheman- god, this is creepy.
ktheman- wait... so does lizzie love him?
ciaobella05- i just talked to her. figure for yourself: (ciaobella05- you do care lizzie, i know you do. you still love him.
strawberryblondie67- i do not!!!!!!!!!
ciaobella05- yes you do.
strawberryblondie67- NO!!!!!
ciaobella05- YES YOU DO!
strawberryblondie67- fine, miranda, i do, okay?
strawberryblondie67- are you happy now?)
ktheman- she does?
ciaobella05- kenan... we have to tell them! right now!
ktheman- but david isn't home. he's in an airport in michigan on his way here.
ciaobella05- so is lizzie!
ktheman- no way...
ktheman- is it the same one?
ciaobella05- Grand Rapids National Airport?
ktheman- okay, i'm scared now.
ciaobella05- lizzie has her pocket pc with her. i can send her an e-mail.
ktheman- hopefully david has his laptop.
ciaobella05- knowing gordo, he definitely does.
ciaobella05- omg omg!
ciaobella05- what if they meet at the airport?
ktheman- you know, with the way things are going, they just might...