December 19th, 2015
12:31 p.m.
strawberryblondie67- hello
dgordon3- hey
dgordon3- who is this?
strawberryblondie67- stacy
dgordon3- stacy... hey
strawberryblondie67- you?
dgordon3- daniel
strawberryblondie67- daniel gordon
dgordon3- stacy blondie
strawberryblondie67- lol
strawberryblondie67- it's actually...
strawberryblondie67- mcintyre
dgordon3- i suppose you got my screen name from the chat website.
strawberryblondie67- yeah.
strawberryblondie67- we seem to have common interests.
dgordon3- oh.
dgordon3- so, how old are you?
strawberryblondie67- how old are YOU?
dgordon3- i asked you first.
strawberryblondie67- 25...
dgordon3- no lie?
strawberryblondie67- no lie.
dgordon3- me too.
strawberryblondie67- cool.
strawberryblondie67- what's your location?
dgordon3- currently?
strawberryblondie67- you know what i mean.
dgordon3- harvard.
strawberryblondie67- smart person.
dgordon3- you could say that.
strawberryblondie67- maybe you know this one person...
strawberryblondie67- never mind.
dgordon3- you know someone who goes there?
strawberryblondie67- well, sorta. i used to.
strawberryblondie67- what do you look like?
dgordon3- a person.
strawberryblondie67- you have a lack of comebacks
dgordon3- brown hair, blue eyes.
dgordon3- you?
dgordon3- besides blonde hair, i mean.
strawberryblondie67- blue eyes.
strawberryblondie67- how tall are you?
dgordon3- i thought we were here to chat, not play 20 questions.
strawberryblondie67- you didn't answer...!
dgordon3- i'm short.
strawberryblondie67- precisely how short?
dgordon3- short enough.
strawberryblondie67- oh well. you're still my type.
dgordon3- your TYPE?
dgordon3- you don't plan on asking me out, do you?
strawberryblondie67- maybe...
strawberryblondie67- i mean, you're nice enough.
dgordon3- thank you.
strawberryblondie67- and you are single, right?
dgordon3- yup.
strawberryblondie67- well, then i have no reason not to ask you out...
strawberryblondie67- except for the fact that we are complete strangers who live in totally different places and that you could be a fat seventy-year- old woman.
dgordon3- i'm not fat!
strawberryblondie67- so you're a seventy-year-old woman?
dgordon3- i never said that.
strawberryblondie67- are you?
dgordon3- no!
strawberryblondie67- kinapper?
dgordon3- um, no.
strawberryblondie67- bank robber?
dgordon3- all right, you caught me...
strawberryblondie67- lol
strawberryblondie67- hey, i'm going to get myself some coffee. talk to you later.
dgordon3- you know what, that's not a bad idea. i'll get some coffee, too.
strawberryblondie67- bye.
dgordon3- bye.
12:31 p.m.
strawberryblondie67- hello
dgordon3- hey
dgordon3- who is this?
strawberryblondie67- stacy
dgordon3- stacy... hey
strawberryblondie67- you?
dgordon3- daniel
strawberryblondie67- daniel gordon
dgordon3- stacy blondie
strawberryblondie67- lol
strawberryblondie67- it's actually...
strawberryblondie67- mcintyre
dgordon3- i suppose you got my screen name from the chat website.
strawberryblondie67- yeah.
strawberryblondie67- we seem to have common interests.
dgordon3- oh.
dgordon3- so, how old are you?
strawberryblondie67- how old are YOU?
dgordon3- i asked you first.
strawberryblondie67- 25...
dgordon3- no lie?
strawberryblondie67- no lie.
dgordon3- me too.
strawberryblondie67- cool.
strawberryblondie67- what's your location?
dgordon3- currently?
strawberryblondie67- you know what i mean.
dgordon3- harvard.
strawberryblondie67- smart person.
dgordon3- you could say that.
strawberryblondie67- maybe you know this one person...
strawberryblondie67- never mind.
dgordon3- you know someone who goes there?
strawberryblondie67- well, sorta. i used to.
strawberryblondie67- what do you look like?
dgordon3- a person.
strawberryblondie67- you have a lack of comebacks
dgordon3- brown hair, blue eyes.
dgordon3- you?
dgordon3- besides blonde hair, i mean.
strawberryblondie67- blue eyes.
strawberryblondie67- how tall are you?
dgordon3- i thought we were here to chat, not play 20 questions.
strawberryblondie67- you didn't answer...!
dgordon3- i'm short.
strawberryblondie67- precisely how short?
dgordon3- short enough.
strawberryblondie67- oh well. you're still my type.
dgordon3- your TYPE?
dgordon3- you don't plan on asking me out, do you?
strawberryblondie67- maybe...
strawberryblondie67- i mean, you're nice enough.
dgordon3- thank you.
strawberryblondie67- and you are single, right?
dgordon3- yup.
strawberryblondie67- well, then i have no reason not to ask you out...
strawberryblondie67- except for the fact that we are complete strangers who live in totally different places and that you could be a fat seventy-year- old woman.
dgordon3- i'm not fat!
strawberryblondie67- so you're a seventy-year-old woman?
dgordon3- i never said that.
strawberryblondie67- are you?
dgordon3- no!
strawberryblondie67- kinapper?
dgordon3- um, no.
strawberryblondie67- bank robber?
dgordon3- all right, you caught me...
strawberryblondie67- lol
strawberryblondie67- hey, i'm going to get myself some coffee. talk to you later.
dgordon3- you know what, that's not a bad idea. i'll get some coffee, too.
strawberryblondie67- bye.
dgordon3- bye.