December 19th, 2015

12:47 p.m.

master_matt96- when's your flight?

hyperchild02- it's canceled.

master_matt96- it is?

master_matt96- since when?

hyperchild02- since it snowed so much that all flights are canceled.

master_matt96- so you won't have the papers?

hyperchild02- not until the snow clears up, hun.

master_matt96- amanda, i've told you a million times. you're my secretary. you can't call me "hun".

hyperchild02- sorry, mr. mcguire.

master_matt96- it's matt.

hyperchild02- you didn't get my email? it told about the airport shutting down.

master_matt96- oh, i forgot to check my email!

hyperchild02- excuses, excuses.

master_matt96- so you are stuck there until...

hyperchild02- maybe the 21st or so...

master_matt96- but you'll have the papers by christmas eve, right?

hyperchild02- don't worry. i'll walk there if i have to.

master_matt96- lol

master_matt96- so how's the family?

hyperchild02- oh, wait, i've got customers. brb

master_matt96- customers?

hyperchild02- yeah. since i couldn't do anything here, i volunteered to run the coffee stand until the snow clears up. i've got two customers, so i'll be right back.

master_matt96- okay...

hyperchild02- back.

hyperchild02- you won't believe it, but one of the customers was your sister.

master_matt96- lizzie?

hyperchild02- blonde hair, blue eyes, five-foot-eight maybe?

master_matt96- amanda, you do realize that the majority of the female population in this country has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is five-foot- eight...

hyperchild02- but it looked a lot like her!

master_matt96- was there anyone with her?

hyperchild02- yeah, some guy... about mid-twenties... curly brown hair, blue eyes...

hyperchild02- but that doesn't matter.

hyperchild02- she said her name was stacy, but i beg to differ.

master_matt96- well, it could be. she does live around grand rapids. she could be coming home for the holidays. she usually does.

hyperchild02- i swear it was her.

hyperchild02- i'm skilled at recognizing people.

master_matt96- okay, okay... i don't care!

hyperchild02- it was her, i'm telling you...