October 20th, 2008

4:18 p.m.

elizzie01- jessica carlson.

jgurl745- lizzie mcguire.

elizzie01- you stole my future boyfriend.

jgurl745- david is your future boyfriend?

jgurl745- as if!

elizzie01- look, i don't even like that idiot anymore.

jgurl745- and he's mine.

elizzie01- you don't really like him, do you?

jgurl745- what's it to you?

elizzie01- you... don't?

jgurl745- i got cory.

jgurl745- yeah, i'm two-timing him.

elizzie01- you devil!

jgurl745- lizzie, lizzie lizzie... what are you going to do about it?

elizzie01- i'll tell him!

jgurl745- yeah, sure.

jgurl745- like he'll believe you.

elizzie01- he will!

jgurl745- he loves me. he hates you. it's that simple. he won't listen. he knows that i "wouldn't, couldn't possibly."

elizzie01- he *thinks* you wouldn't couldn't possibly.

jgurl745- whatever.

jgurl745- bottom line, only an idiot would want to believe a single (and forever single!) blonde prep like you.

elizzie01- we may not be so close anymore, jessica, but i've spent eighteen years with him. that's a long time to gain trust.

jgurl745- well you lost it all. you shouldn't have asked him out, especially when i was his girlfriend.

elizzie01- i didn't "ask him out", i told him how i felt.

jgurl745- same difference.

elizzie01- i hate you!

jgurl745- thank you

elizzie01- you think this is so funny, don't you? well, i have news for you, jessica carlson... your almost-flawless life is over. one day i will be david's girlfriend.

jgurl745- in your dreams, barbie.