Once there was a uber-n00b
who called himself Poo_Toned.
When he would play FFA Jedi Academy,
He would get 1337ly pwned.
So when he came one night to be beaten silly,
He noticed that the map he was on looked sorta chilly.
When It said Hoth Attack
he was taken aback!
Did he start up the wrong game?
Did he get the wrong server IP and name?
It wasn't FFA, CTF, or anything like that!
"This is more fun than feeding my cat!"
What could this be??
"Could it just be ME?"
So he looked at his manual, and exclaimed "Wheege!"
Because what he was playing was a little game called Siege.
Teams and objectives,
Turrets and classes,
Even though he got a low score,
his team kicked their ***ses.
who called himself Poo_Toned.
When he would play FFA Jedi Academy,
He would get 1337ly pwned.
So when he came one night to be beaten silly,
He noticed that the map he was on looked sorta chilly.
When It said Hoth Attack
he was taken aback!
Did he start up the wrong game?
Did he get the wrong server IP and name?
It wasn't FFA, CTF, or anything like that!
"This is more fun than feeding my cat!"
What could this be??
"Could it just be ME?"
So he looked at his manual, and exclaimed "Wheege!"
Because what he was playing was a little game called Siege.
Teams and objectives,
Turrets and classes,
Even though he got a low score,
his team kicked their ***ses.