I own nothing but i bet i wish i did.
Chapter One: It starts
::Wollypogs are out doing their floating when a big shadowy thing
flies overhead. OH DEAR. This can't be good.::
SETTING: Inside a log cabin....
Yu: Look at the pretty stars!
Sher: Yu, Yu? Is something wrong?
Yu: Its nothing. Its just that its been snowing for three days
straight. The sky is so clear tonight.
Sher: You have been inside too long. How about tomorrow you go
out and take a walk?
Yu: OK, Sher, I'd love to. In fact, I'll bring the Silver Edge.
I'll catch a deer, and maybe....you could...um...
Sher: Of course! I'll make your favorite stew. If fact, I'll make
A HUGE MEAL so that we'll both be to full to do anything tomorrow.
Yu: ::Laughs:: OK!
Sher: Speaking of food, dinner is ready.
::Both sit down to dinner::
Yu: I'm so hungry...::Sticks some food in his mouth.:: YUM!
Sher: ::Sits there, staring at Yu's bad eating habits::
Yu: What's wrong? Why aren't you eating?
Sher: ::Tries to come up with excuse:: I was thinking of the day
you came here. It was snowing a lot then, too.....
Yu:.........::Crams more food in mouth::
Sher: (O, well......I'll just have to deal with the bad eating
habits...) Sorry, Yu, I don't know what came over me.
::A BUNCH of noise erupts from the barn outside!::
Yu:(STUPID ANIMALS! So much for my romantic rabbit stew dinner...)
I'll go check it out.
Sher: Be careful...
Yu: ::Nods:: (Darn you animals)
SETTING: Outside.....What more can I say?
Yu: STUPID ANIMALS! There aren't even any Wollypogs out here!
??????????????: AT LAST....
Yu: MEH?
??????????????: ::Flies out of nowhere and bonks Yu on the head.::
Yu: What was that for?
????????????: You can call me Hand of Demise (Awesome! That's
the best name I've every thought of!) Yu, you have to come with
me.
Yu: Sher told me never to talk to strangers.
Hand OF Demise: ::Holds out right hand which is consequently HUGE!::
OK hello Yu, if you shake my hand and you know my name then you
aren't a stranger anymore.
Yu: I'd just as soon kill you than shake that hand. ::Looks away
disgustedly.::
Hand OF Demise: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF MU
BIG OL' HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yu: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT MY MAKING FUN OF IT? ITS A FREE
COUNTRY, DANG IT!
Hand OF Demise: No, America is a free country.
Yu: OOOOOOO! Fine! I'll just have to kill you so that you don't
give me a lawsuit over this! ::Starts swinging Silver Edge at
Hand OF Demise::
Hand of Demise: WHY DOES THIS SORT OF THING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?????
::Fights back::
Three VERY long hours later::
Sher: ::Comes out door:: YU! YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD!
::Yu keeps fighting Hand Of Demise::
Sher: How mean.::Picks up Pickaxe which just happens to be lying
around. Hits Hand Of Demise in the back after he hits Yu into
a snow pile.:: TAKE THAT!
Hand OF Demise: HEY! That really hurts. Pickaxes do HAPPEN to
be sharp.
Sher: Its a free country.
Hand OF Demise: What is with you people!??? AMERICA IS A FREE
COUNTRY!
Sher: I DON'T care.
Hand Of Demise: ::Hits Sher on the head.::
Sher: X[ .............::Dies::
Hand OF Demise: ::Frown:: People don't usually get killed that
easily.....
Part TWO of chapter one.
::A 14year old Princess runs into a room filled with food::
SETTING: A room full of food.....
NutMeg: WAI!!!! LOOK AT ALL THIS FFFFFFOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!
Pops: PREENSEESE, you ceenot eeeeaaatttt yeeet!
Nutmeg: SHUUUUUDDDDDUUUUUUP! I'll et when I wanna!::Eats stuff::
::Ten minutes later...::
Aztec: Nutmeg, my dear sister, what is going on?
Nutmeg: I SWEAR! POPS ATE ALL THE FOOD EXCEPT THE PUMKINS!!!!!!Why
are you here anyway, dinners not for another half and hour! And
WHY IS THAT FREAK PUPPET CHIEF WITH YOU?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aztec: BECAUSE. We hate you so you can't be princess any more.
Nutmeg: SAYS who?
Aztec: Father.
Nutmeg: STUPID! I'll just have to kill him too.
Puppet Chief: You'll be doing no killing!
Nutmeg: The (explitive) I will! ::Pulls out magic rings:: I'll
kill you TOO!
Aztec: I'll kill you fiiiiiiiiiirst! ::Pulls out Catalog of Space::
BEHOLD! The CATALOG OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nutmeg: STUPID CATALOG!
Aztec: Pumkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumkins: ::Come to life and try to kill Nutmeg::
Aztec: HUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-no
Nutmeg: ::Runs away:: I'LL KILL YOU AZTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC!!!!!!!!!!
Chappy2 coming SOOOOON! Plz RR!