BACON
SWT CHINA: Bacon. Who doesn't like bacon?
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CHAPTER 6. BACON
Scene_ Teen Tower's kitchen, Ivory frying bacon
Time_ December 7th, Morning
IVORY: Hey Ebony! Will you give me a hand here? Make some juice for me?
EBONY: (Peeks out from under the blankets) I'm still sleeping. Don't talk to me.
IVORY: Fine. No bacon for you.
BEAST BOY: Do I smell... BACON?
IVORY: (Nod) Yep! I got it fried and baked. I like mine baked crispy, less fat. And since I heard you don't eat meat, I bought tofu bacon. All you do is just add water. Watch. (Places a tiny gray piece on a plate adds a drop of water, and then several slices of hot cooked steaming tofu bacon appears before their eyes)
BEAST BOY: Wow! I love tofu bacon.
EBONY: So... Ivory. Where were you yesterday night?
IVORY: (Stops frying)
BEAST BOY: (Gasp) you were caught sneaking out! By your own sister!
IVORY: I was out drag racing, ok? Even ask Cyborg. (Turns around with big starry eyes and a spatula in one hand) We won a new car!
CYBORG: (Enters) But I refused to accept it. I wouldn't like it if my car was lost in a drag race.
EBONY: (rolls eyes) Should have known. Drag racing is like drugs to Ivory.
BEAST BOY: You didn't want a car? You could have given it to the BEAST BOY foundation! In other words, me. (Points to himself)
IVORY: Hah. Hah. Hah. Here, want some more tofu bacon?
BEAST BOY: Sure! (Wolfs down the tofu bacon, spitting out the platter) Ah good stuff. (Pats tummy)
IVORY: I'll take that as a compliment. (Puts some more platters on the table) Dig in.
EBONY: I bet I could gobble down that bowl of rice porridge faster than you!
BEAST BOY: Is that a challenge? Because you're on!
(EBONY and BEAST BOY raise a bowl brimming with rice porridge to their lips.)
EBONY: One…
(EBONY and BEAST BOY tilt their heads back)
BEAST BOY: Two…
(EBONY cheats and begins slurping down the porridge)
BEAST BOY: WHAT THE!
(EBONY finishes, slamming the bowl on the table, letting out a small burp)
EBONY: (pats tummy in triumph) Fastest slurper in the East.
BEAST BOY: But, but, you cheated! You didn't even say three.
EBONY: For your information, I don't play by the rules.
HINT: They're bad guys!
BEAST BOY: I demand a rematch!
EBONY: Ah C'mon. It's just a game.
BEAST BOY: Food was my game! And I never lose!
(STARFIRE, ROBIN, and RAVEN enter)
EBONY: It's just a game. Stop being a buttmunch. (Turns to STARFIRE AND RAVEN) You know what they say, a guy's ego bigger than their brains.
RAVEN: I don't disagree.
STARFIRE: Oh, breakfast is made. It was my turn… but that's ok.
IVORY: It's the least I could do to feel less guilty for staying unexpectedly at your place. Is there a problem?
STARFIRE: Um, YES THERE IS! I mean, no… No problem at all.
IVORY: Good. But if you don't mind, can you squeeze some grapefruit for me?
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Starfire doesn't like Ivory, interesting, no? u_u
SWT CHINA: Bacon. Who doesn't like bacon?
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CHAPTER 6. BACON
Scene_ Teen Tower's kitchen, Ivory frying bacon
Time_ December 7th, Morning
IVORY: Hey Ebony! Will you give me a hand here? Make some juice for me?
EBONY: (Peeks out from under the blankets) I'm still sleeping. Don't talk to me.
IVORY: Fine. No bacon for you.
BEAST BOY: Do I smell... BACON?
IVORY: (Nod) Yep! I got it fried and baked. I like mine baked crispy, less fat. And since I heard you don't eat meat, I bought tofu bacon. All you do is just add water. Watch. (Places a tiny gray piece on a plate adds a drop of water, and then several slices of hot cooked steaming tofu bacon appears before their eyes)
BEAST BOY: Wow! I love tofu bacon.
EBONY: So... Ivory. Where were you yesterday night?
IVORY: (Stops frying)
BEAST BOY: (Gasp) you were caught sneaking out! By your own sister!
IVORY: I was out drag racing, ok? Even ask Cyborg. (Turns around with big starry eyes and a spatula in one hand) We won a new car!
CYBORG: (Enters) But I refused to accept it. I wouldn't like it if my car was lost in a drag race.
EBONY: (rolls eyes) Should have known. Drag racing is like drugs to Ivory.
BEAST BOY: You didn't want a car? You could have given it to the BEAST BOY foundation! In other words, me. (Points to himself)
IVORY: Hah. Hah. Hah. Here, want some more tofu bacon?
BEAST BOY: Sure! (Wolfs down the tofu bacon, spitting out the platter) Ah good stuff. (Pats tummy)
IVORY: I'll take that as a compliment. (Puts some more platters on the table) Dig in.
EBONY: I bet I could gobble down that bowl of rice porridge faster than you!
BEAST BOY: Is that a challenge? Because you're on!
(EBONY and BEAST BOY raise a bowl brimming with rice porridge to their lips.)
EBONY: One…
(EBONY and BEAST BOY tilt their heads back)
BEAST BOY: Two…
(EBONY cheats and begins slurping down the porridge)
BEAST BOY: WHAT THE!
(EBONY finishes, slamming the bowl on the table, letting out a small burp)
EBONY: (pats tummy in triumph) Fastest slurper in the East.
BEAST BOY: But, but, you cheated! You didn't even say three.
EBONY: For your information, I don't play by the rules.
HINT: They're bad guys!
BEAST BOY: I demand a rematch!
EBONY: Ah C'mon. It's just a game.
BEAST BOY: Food was my game! And I never lose!
(STARFIRE, ROBIN, and RAVEN enter)
EBONY: It's just a game. Stop being a buttmunch. (Turns to STARFIRE AND RAVEN) You know what they say, a guy's ego bigger than their brains.
RAVEN: I don't disagree.
STARFIRE: Oh, breakfast is made. It was my turn… but that's ok.
IVORY: It's the least I could do to feel less guilty for staying unexpectedly at your place. Is there a problem?
STARFIRE: Um, YES THERE IS! I mean, no… No problem at all.
IVORY: Good. But if you don't mind, can you squeeze some grapefruit for me?
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Starfire doesn't like Ivory, interesting, no? u_u