Penguin's Poem

Upset-Lil-Penguin

Legolas was sexy,
'Til he lost a lil' legsie
Aragorn was hot
'Til he smoked pot
Don't forget Frodo
Who's dead like the dodo
Arwen was a slut
'Til she lost her butt
Gandalf loved his beard
'Til he hit his head
Eowyn loved her brother
'Til she found another
Boromir died from orcs
But he was a dork
So we don't care
Elrond loved the hobbits
He called Frodo 'Poppet'
Treebeard killed a mouse
Then he built a house
Saruman invented the gun
And shot Sam where shineth no sun
Merry wished you a merry Christmas
And got put on Santa's bad list
Pippin let off a big one
It was as big as Kirsty's bum
Which wasn't very big
Faramir dated Eowyn
That's something he won't win
Bilbo found the ring
And then started to sing
Haldir also died from an orc
But he wasn't a dork
Theoden was possessed by
An old evil guy
Gimli loved his axe
And his rubber chicken

A/N: This is another fic I wrote with my cousin Michelle. Kirsty my other
cousin helped a bit too. All Legolas fans, his leg grew back with magical
elf powers so don't worry, I wouldn't hurt my precious. Aragorn and myself
both smoke tobacco in the woods. [Heheh Karsha] Please review for me! I
have to forward them to Michelle as well and she'll kill ME if there's no
reviews. You do want more stories right?