All properties belong to other people so don't bother suing; that means
you, Chris Tolkien (Manwe) and Pete Williams (Lorien) and Greg Weisman
(Orome). To me, you guys are as to Valar to me: the Shapers of the World.

The Undomiel Prophecy

The man, he is a bashful Took, and she a Noldorin,
And through the acts of wizards brave are saved from darkness keen.
In lands beyond the Western sea that are not Valinor,
The love these two hold in their hearts will lead to something more.

The blackened year of '96 shall see the Dark one come.
The Void shall crack and he will fall beside the setting sun.
And promises he will not keep will fill ones' blackened mind
With ruin and wrath and bigotry to slay Gargoyle kind.

He'll set a spell in '96, so Nitz will fall away
And chase a redhead so her boyfriend will be forced to slay.
But he will not get anywhere and we will never fear,
Because this redhead will be ahead of him by a year.

And in the north, by Erie's' Lake, the woman will be born,
And in her elementary years will face her classmates' scorn.
Her brother will defend his sis' and break a nose or two,
But by the end of High School, she'll think to start anew.

And in the fall of two thousand the two shall meet at last,
But influence of morgul spell shall make them not go past
The barriers of friendship, though love will prove too strong
To keep their feelings buried or hidden for too long.

Through many trials, toils and snares, their friendship will survive,
And given time and strength of will, their feelings; they will thrive.
Though tragedy will almost strike, true love will find a way.
And through the years, and help of friends, will come their wedding day.

And these two will beget a kid, that by her very birth,
Will be a sounding call to those that rule this middle earth.
And evils' host will bear the brunt of those who will be slain,
For the One will heed her plea for help. Annie: Morgoths' Bane.

And thus spoke the final words of Queen Arwen of Gondor, widow of Elessar
Telcontar, on matters that would not come for many ages.