Harry Potter sat on his bed, working on his Transfiguration essay when Ron Weasley suddenly burst in.

"Harry, you have to read this! Voldemort is more powerful than we thought!" he exclaimed. "I found this in Hermione's Encyclopedia. In 1755, he was involved in an earthquake that killed thousands of Muggles. In following years, he was exiled and disowned from his family for his radical ways of trying to get rid of "evil" in the world. He's older and eviler than we imagined!"

"Give me that!" demanded Harry as he snatched the book. "You idiot. That's not Voldemort. That's Voltaire!"

(Jysthea thinks Voltaire sucks. But VOLTAIRE ROCKS! He's the coolest ever..anyway. This has been Drabble No. 2)