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Name: Hermione Granger
Nicknames: Mudblood, suck-up, teacher's pet, braniac… Horrible insults, I know. But I'll get them all back someday… when they least expect it. *Evil and slightly psychotic grin*
Extracurricular activities: Reading, reading, and… reading. Yep, that's about it.
Dream job: I think it might be nice to be a professor here. Or headmaster. Or minister. Or Queen. Or Supreme Dictator of the World… You have to dream big.
What you're good at: Everything.
Special Talents: I can save the day whenever Harry screws up. I also knit a mean house-elf hat. Support S.P.E.W.!
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: Um, I don't really see her that often.
Father: Again, he's not there a whole lot.
Sister: Nope.
Brother: Nuh uh.
Favorite family member: My grandfather in Germany who's been secretly sending me plans for world domination. Purely for school-related reasons, of course.
Role model: Joan of Arc.
Friends: A famous nitwit, a not-so-famous nitwit, and a girl without any wits at all.
Where do you live? : I'm not at liberty to divulge this information as it might compromise with our agents in the field. ( o_O )
Where would you like to live? : The Queen's castle.
Greatest fear: Besides failing a test, I'd have to say that Barney the purple dinosaur is bloody horrifying.
Biggest obsession: Information.
Strange habits and/or activities: I fight the minions of a guy who's supposed to be dead but isn't, follow a kid who's famous for something he didn't even do, and save my friends' arse's from almost certain doom while receiving hardly any credit at all.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: Harry trying to act sexy.
Favorite food: Pixie sticks. (not with real pixies though)
Favorite song: "More Than A Woman"
Favorite spell: Wingardium Leviosa. It's leviosa, not leviosa.
Secret fantasy: To find a guy who will like me for my body, not my brains.
Embarrassing moment: Turning into the cat lady.
Goal in life: I'm actually thinking about taking over the world. It sounds like fun, and I mean if Voldemort came close then it can't be all *that* hard now can it?
Worst thing you've ever done: I once got a B- on a test. But that's a secret I'm taking with me to the grave.
Three things/people you hate: Malfoy, the third Matrix movie, and Mondays.
Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: I *still* think that Lockhart wasn't all that bad… It's a pity that he had to lose his memory.
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Malfoy. Repeatedly. Using a spoon and a bendy straw… (Ahem) But, of course, this is just a theoretical question.
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : Ron. He probably got his head stuck in a peanut butter jar again.