Personal Survey! Fill in and enjoy!
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Name: Draco Malfoy. I don't know why I'm even filling out this soddin' thing, but I found it in the Owlery and I'm bored. I'm dangerous when I'm bored.
Nicknames: Everyone that I know is smart enough not to give me any.
Extracurricular activities: Quidditch and the occasional duel.
Dream Job: A Seeker for a Quidditch World Cup team. What, you didn't actually think that I wanted to kiss the Dark Lord's feet when I got older, did you?
What you're good at: I am a Malfoy. There is nothing that we aren't good at.
Special Talents: I'd need a larger sheet of parchment to fit them all in, but one of them is my ability to use my predominant cheekbones and sexy British accent to melt even the toughest girl to a puddle at my feet.
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: Narcissist.
Father: Sadomasochist.
Sister: None. I'm an only child and proud of it.
Brother: (same as above)
Favorite family member: I hate the lot of them.
Role model: Me.
Friends: Friends? I don't need friends. Servants and slaves have always worked for me in the end.
Where do you live? : Malfoy Manor, duh.
Where would you like to live? : Anywhere but here.
Greatest fear: Are you complete daft? I'm a Malfoy, and therefore don't fear anything. (…) That time in the Forbidden Forest? Oh, I was just, er, pretending. I wanted to see what pothead would do, that's all. I wasn't really scared.
Biggest Obsession: Trying to expel scarface.
Strange habits and/or activities: Cursing people, getting cursed, receiving detention, getting others in detention… that sort of thing.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: How many times do I have to tell you bloody idiots?! I. Don't. Get. Scared!
Favorite food: Puffy Cheetos.
Favorite song: "It's My Life"
Favorite spell: Crucio
Secret fantasy: None at the moment. Whenever I have one I tend to go fulfill it immediately.
Embarrassing moment: The "incident". (The author would like to explain to the reader that young master Malfoy is referring to the time he was turned into a ferret. Thank you.)
Goal in life: To get the hell out of Hogwarts before the s**t hits the fan.
Worst thing you've ever done: I'll let you use your imagination.
Three things/people you hate: Saint Potter, his mudblood girlfriend, and the red-haired idiot.
Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: Tim Burton.
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : I can only pick one?
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : Do you actually think that I'd send this off to someone? You're more hopeless than I'd thought.