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Name: My name is Dobby, sir. Dobby knows that he probably shouldn't be doing this when he's supposed to be cooking for the students, but Dobby found it and can't help himself, sir.

Nicknames: Many of Dobby's nicknames are not polite, and Dobby doubts that they would fit in the PG category.

Extracurricular activities: Dobby enjoys wearing clothes, sir. Does that count?

Dream Job: Being a fashion designer would work well for Dobby.

What you're good at: Harry Potter has often told Dobby that he is good at "attempting assassinations", though Dobby doesn't really know what he meant by that.

Special Talents: Dobby has found that he can snap his fingers really well.

*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*

Mother: No

Father: No

Sister: No

Brother: No

Favorite family member: As far as Dobby knows, Dobby is an orphan. But Dobby doesn't mind, because it makes Dobby seems more pathetic and then people feel sorry for Dobby and buy him lots of nice clothes.

Role model: Dobby admires Harry Potter and Martha Stewart. Martha is very good at making things out of teabags and socks.

Friends: Harry Potter, the red-haired idiot, and the nice girl who leaves out clothes for Dobby.

Where do you live? : Dobby lives in the castle, underneath Harry Potter's bed. Harry potter doesn't know that yet, though. But Dobby likes it there because Harry Potter often leaves his socks on the floor for Dobby to scoop up.

Where would you like to live? : Dobby wouldn't mind moving to Scotland. Dobby hears they have lots of nice scarves and hats. Dobby needs more scarves.

Greatest fear: Dobby admits that he is terrified of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Then again, Dobby is also afraid of muggle IRS agents and laundry mats.

Biggest Obsession: Dobby should think it's obvious by now.

Strange habits and/or activities: Dobby often tries to help Harry Potter, sir. …Though he does seem to send him to the infirmary a lot.

Scariest thing you've done or seen: Dobby saw Jennifer Lopez's last outfit for the Golden Globes. *shudder* Dobby never wants to see such an atrocious piece of clothing again.

Favorite food: Pistachios.

Favorite song: "Hot In Herre". Dobby enjoys the part about the clothes.

Favorite spell: Dobby doesn't know any spells, sir, but likes to make things float.

Secret fantasy: Dobby has quite a few involving Winky and clothes. Lingerie specifically.

Goal in life: Dobby would very much like to start his own line of clothing and dress house-elves everywhere.

Worst thing you've ever done: Dobby once stole a nice silk pair of women's underwear from Mister Snape. Dobby put them back when he was done, though.

Three things/people you hate: Scissors, Malfoy's, and green jello.

Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: Dobby thinks that he wouldn't be such a bad candidate.

If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Lucius Malfoy. Dobby would very much like to slam his ears in the oven door.

Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : Dobby isn't quite sure that this letter is safe, and so Dobby is just going to leave it in Mister Snape's potions cabinet. No one ever goes in there. Dobby apologizes for not sending it off, but Dobby gets in enough trouble as it is.