Personal Survey! Fill in and enjoy!
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Name: Severus Snape. Potions Master.
Nicknames: *intense glare*
Extracurricular activities: Boogieing in women's clothes to various Cher and Whitney Houston songs.
Dream Job: Being Defense Against the Dark Arts professor (which every good reader knows I should be).
What you're good at: Making potions and demoralizing students. Why cause them physical pain when mental torment lasts so much longer?
Special Talents: I can dance in high-heeled platform shoes to "Staying Alive" without twisting an ankle.
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: Ask me that again and I'll slip you a potion that will make your family jewels fall off.
Father: SAA (Same As Above)
Sister: SAA
Brother: Never had one, actually.
Favorite family member: My aunt Nora. She's the one who finally convinced me that it's okay to wear hose-- as long as they're red.
Role model: Cher, hands down. You go girlfriend!
Friends: My shoes and I go waaay back.
Where do you live? : Where do you think, you bloody idiot? And if the word 'bloody' hasn't tipped you off by now then you're in worse shape than I thought.
Where would you like to live? : Hollywood, California.
Greatest fear: Michael Jackson. Something about that man just terrifies me.
Biggest Obsession: Veronica Secret's clothing line of lingerie, and fluffy boas.
Strange habits and/or activities: I can't think of any really… Sorry, but I seem to be a pretty normal guy.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: The sight of Dobby trying on my knickers will give me nightmares for weeks.
Favorite food: Apple Pie
Favorite song: "I Will Survive"
Favorite spell: *I* use potions. I'm above all that silly stick waving. I saw enough of that in college.
Secret fantasy: I fantasize of someday taking my closet show on the road and fulfilling my dream of being a famous diva.
Embarrassing moment: When Potter saw me dancing to one of my CD's. If he ever tells a soul about what he saw I will personally rip out his larynx and owl it to the Dark Lord as a birthday present.
Goal in life: To sing a duet with Cher. *Sigh* I can imagine the dress I'd be wearing, too…
Worst thing you've ever done: I listened to a Brittney Spears song. "Oops", is right. Whoever put that bimbo on the stage were probably tone deaf and American.
Three things/people you hate: Potter, my students, my job, my life, my memories, my-- oh, wait. How many can I put down?
Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: Me, duh.
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Top on my list right now, (yes, I have a list) would have to be Gilderoy Lockhart. I don't care if he's in the mental ward; it's still not good enough!
Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : Hah! Me, sending this off to someone? You have to be joking. Or insane. Take your pick-- I don't care.