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Name: Tom Marvolo Riddle. But I suggest calling me Lord Voldemort, because I won't kill you right off for saying it. (By the way, I found this survey on the floor after on of my weekly Death Eater meetings. I had no idea that Severus enjoyed Cher so much…)

Nicknames: Dark Lord, Riddler, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Voldie, You-Know-Who, He-Who-Was-Defeated-By-An-Infant… (etc)

Extracurricular activities: I hold Dark Revivals… murder mudbloods… plot evil plots… and write poems about how I'm going to kill Harry. I'm currently working on one called "Potter Was Flattened By A Steamroller".

Dream Job: I think it would be rather fun to be Supreme Overlord, though the idea seems to upset quite a few people… I honestly have no idea why, though.

What you're good at: Murder, attempting murder, and drawing up plans for murder.

Special Talents: I have a very scary voice. One of my servants once told me that I couldn't wish my mother a happy birthday without it sounding like a death threat.

*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*

Mother: Dead

Father: Killed him

Sister: Never had one

Brother: Never had one (though if I had, I'd probably have killed him, too)

Favorite family member: They're all either dead or nonexistent. Sorry. Though I do have a snake named Humphrey.

Role model: Jafar from Aladdin. I LOVE that movie.

Friends: Lucie (Luscius), Sevvy (Severus), and Peter (Peter).

Where do you live? : Now where would the fun be in telling you that?

Where would you like to live? : Hmm…. I hear the Bahamas are nice this time of year. Or California! I really want to go to Disneyland.

Greatest fear: Butterflies. (Have you ever actually seen a butterfly up close? They're bloody terrifying!)

Biggest Obsession: Trying to kill Harry Potter over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

Strange habits and/or activities: Well, my followers and I do get together every other Thursday to play Bingo… does that count?

Scariest thing you've done or seen: A drunken Luscius is not a pretty sight.

Favorite food: Bean and cheese burritos with sour cream. Mmm…

Favorite song: "I'm a Believer"

Favorite spell: Avada Kedavra. No muss, no fuss.

Secret fantasy: Killing Harry Potter. In my fantasy, he's bound, gagged, and slowly being lowered feet first into an active volcano while I'm watching from the sidelines, reclining in a LAZ-E-BOY chair, drinking a pina colada and having my shoulders massaged by Playboy Bunnies.

Embarrassing moment: When I accidentally put all my white robes in the laundry with my red ones. I looked like Barbie for a week.

Goal in life: To kill Potter and take over the world. I'd also like to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, but that can wait.

Worst thing you've ever done: Ooh, this one's a toughie….

Three things/people you hate: Potter, Potter, and Potter.

Best candidate for Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: Me!

If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Do I actually have to answer this one? *sigh* All right, fine. Harry F****ing Potter.

Who is least likely to respond to this letter? : That implies that I'm actually going to send this off. Actually, I'm going to go burn this right now and roast marshmallows over it so I can make smores. Ta-ta!

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   Hey, it's ShadowElfBard. I just want to say thank you to everyone who reviewed this fiction of mine (Yes, it's over. Sorry) and I hope that you all enjoyed it. So, once again, thank you GoldenWolf88, one crimson tie, legolaslover2, Lady Pyra, Fain Oakenbringer, losingmymind, TheSecretCharacter, JewelValentine, Lara Christi, reviewer, Emerald*Lily508, The Krazed Kitsune, Amaya, TwinglesMeMeMe13, Siriusrocks23, Laughing Dragoness, Kawaii-milkdud, Dragix, K00lgirl1808, TheRagingQuiet, ER, and Somnia. I look forward to hearing from you guys and gals in the future.     

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