Orchid: Hello everyone! Welcome to "The Bombardment of PotC!" This is not going to be your everyday parody, but a different. Instead of having our wonderful Golden Sun characters being the actual main actors, they are added in like extras, but not really extras.
Misty: That made no sense.
Orchid: I know that! But you'll see what I mean once we get started. This is actually based after a parody my friend wrote with different characters, I'm now switching it to Golden Sun peopleses.
Misty: We do not own Golden Sun or Pirates of the Carribean.
Orchid: Yup yup yrep! By the by, this doesn't start at the begging but after they've captured the Interceptor.
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Chapter 1: Arrival
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Jack: Now, while you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only things that really matter are what a man can do and what a man can't do. You can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. Now me, I can let you drown. But I can't get to Tortooga all by my little onsies, savvy? [turns helm quickly so that Will falls on deck; offers Will his sword] So, can you sail under command of a pirate, or can you not?
Picard: I can!
[Jack and Will turn quickly to see the strange man who just appeared]
Jack: [raises an eyebrow] Who are you?
Picard: I am Picard, Mercury Adept from Lemuria.
Will: [looks around and sees nothing but water] How did you get here?
Picard: I . . . [thinks hard for a minute] Orchid decided to give us a break and stick us in the movie with the actual original characters. The others should be along any time now. I don't know what's taking them so long.
[high pitched happy scream heard from other side of ship. Blur of blue charges towards them]
Picard: Mia! NO!!! [grabs blue blur] Mia, if you hug them to hard they'll both end up dead.
Mia: Fine. [stops struggling and plops herself onto the deck from which position she stares at the two men]
[Jack and Will stare in horror at the blue haired people]
Picard: Where is everyone?
Mia: [not taking eyes off of Jack and Will] I don't know. They were right behind me. Maybe they got lost.
Picard: Oh well, we don't need to wait for them. They'll find the right spot eventually. To Tortooga!
Will: Tortooga?
Picard: Tortooga. Wait, no, back up, that was Johnny Depp's line.
Jack: Who is Johnny Depp?
Picard: Never mind.
Mia: Well, we'd better get going. I don't know anything about sailing, and at this rate we'll never get anywhere. Not that I mind sitting like this.
~*~Elsewhere~*~
[Elizabeth whimpering in a corner. Great poof of dust and six figures appear in the room: Sheba, Ivan, Agatio, Garet, Karst, and Saturos]
Agatio: [coughing] Orchid needs a cleaner mode of transportation.
Ivan: [sees Elizabeth, who is staring in horror at the six Adepts standing besides her] Wait a minute! You're not supposed to be here! Don't tell me we've already missed the whole rescuing scene! How much longer until the battle between the two ships? Have you already had that fight with Will?
Sheba: It wasn't a fight! He was just suddenly facing a very harsh reality, and that's hard on people.
Elizabeth: [still staring in horror]
Karst: [looking around] This isn't the Interceptor! This is the Black Pearl!
Garet: [looks out the window at the skeletons] And they probably just had the scary skeleton chasing scene.
Karst: Well how do you like that? [sits down next to Elizabeth] Everyone else is on the Interceptor with the two hottest, studliest characters in the movie, and we're stuck with the ugly guys.
Saturos, Garet, and Agatio: Hey!
Sheba: Saturos, Agatio, you're greasy and scaley. Garet, your just a doofus.
Garet: [mutters something]
Karst: and as if all that isn't bad enough, we just missed one of the coolest special effect scenes in the movie.
Agatio: I think the one where they walk underwater is cooler.
Karst: I said one of the coolest special effects scenes, not the coolest.
Garet: So what do we do now?
Ivan: I guess we wait until the rescuing scene.
Sheba: Ugh! We're going to be here an eternity!
~*~Elsewhere~*~
Menardi: WE'RE HERE!!!
[Menardi and Jenna standing alone on a beach]
Jenna: Menardi! This is not the Interceptor! You said you knew where you were going!
Menardi: Just like Orchid. Offers a trip to our favorite movie and forgets to give us directions.
Jenna: [nods disappointedly]
Menardi: [looks around]
Jenna: Everyone else is on the ship!
Menardi: [knocks on a tree and hears hollow sound]
Jenna: They'll be wondering where we are! We've got to get off this island!
Menardi: [taking lunging steps]
Jenna: You're supposed to be the person who knows how to do everything!
Menardi: [jumps up and down]
Jenna: You're not even listening to me!
Menardi: [reaches down and pulls open trapdoor] Ha! I did it!
~*~Elsewhere Again~*~
Norrington: Have you fixed the rudder chains on the Dauntless yes?
Random Soldire: No sire, but we're working on it.
Norrington: Good, I...
[puff of smoke and two figures appear on dock: Isaac and Felix]
Isaac: [sees Norrington] Yeah, we should have taken the left turn.
Norrington: Who are you?
Felix: Oh, we're just your normal, average, everyday, movie-hopping GBA characters.
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Orchid: So what did you think? Different than what you normally read, is it as good? Please leave a review at the door.
Misty: That made no sense.
Orchid: I know that! But you'll see what I mean once we get started. This is actually based after a parody my friend wrote with different characters, I'm now switching it to Golden Sun peopleses.
Misty: We do not own Golden Sun or Pirates of the Carribean.
Orchid: Yup yup yrep! By the by, this doesn't start at the begging but after they've captured the Interceptor.
~********~
Chapter 1: Arrival
~*~
Jack: Now, while you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only things that really matter are what a man can do and what a man can't do. You can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. Now me, I can let you drown. But I can't get to Tortooga all by my little onsies, savvy? [turns helm quickly so that Will falls on deck; offers Will his sword] So, can you sail under command of a pirate, or can you not?
Picard: I can!
[Jack and Will turn quickly to see the strange man who just appeared]
Jack: [raises an eyebrow] Who are you?
Picard: I am Picard, Mercury Adept from Lemuria.
Will: [looks around and sees nothing but water] How did you get here?
Picard: I . . . [thinks hard for a minute] Orchid decided to give us a break and stick us in the movie with the actual original characters. The others should be along any time now. I don't know what's taking them so long.
[high pitched happy scream heard from other side of ship. Blur of blue charges towards them]
Picard: Mia! NO!!! [grabs blue blur] Mia, if you hug them to hard they'll both end up dead.
Mia: Fine. [stops struggling and plops herself onto the deck from which position she stares at the two men]
[Jack and Will stare in horror at the blue haired people]
Picard: Where is everyone?
Mia: [not taking eyes off of Jack and Will] I don't know. They were right behind me. Maybe they got lost.
Picard: Oh well, we don't need to wait for them. They'll find the right spot eventually. To Tortooga!
Will: Tortooga?
Picard: Tortooga. Wait, no, back up, that was Johnny Depp's line.
Jack: Who is Johnny Depp?
Picard: Never mind.
Mia: Well, we'd better get going. I don't know anything about sailing, and at this rate we'll never get anywhere. Not that I mind sitting like this.
~*~Elsewhere~*~
[Elizabeth whimpering in a corner. Great poof of dust and six figures appear in the room: Sheba, Ivan, Agatio, Garet, Karst, and Saturos]
Agatio: [coughing] Orchid needs a cleaner mode of transportation.
Ivan: [sees Elizabeth, who is staring in horror at the six Adepts standing besides her] Wait a minute! You're not supposed to be here! Don't tell me we've already missed the whole rescuing scene! How much longer until the battle between the two ships? Have you already had that fight with Will?
Sheba: It wasn't a fight! He was just suddenly facing a very harsh reality, and that's hard on people.
Elizabeth: [still staring in horror]
Karst: [looking around] This isn't the Interceptor! This is the Black Pearl!
Garet: [looks out the window at the skeletons] And they probably just had the scary skeleton chasing scene.
Karst: Well how do you like that? [sits down next to Elizabeth] Everyone else is on the Interceptor with the two hottest, studliest characters in the movie, and we're stuck with the ugly guys.
Saturos, Garet, and Agatio: Hey!
Sheba: Saturos, Agatio, you're greasy and scaley. Garet, your just a doofus.
Garet: [mutters something]
Karst: and as if all that isn't bad enough, we just missed one of the coolest special effect scenes in the movie.
Agatio: I think the one where they walk underwater is cooler.
Karst: I said one of the coolest special effects scenes, not the coolest.
Garet: So what do we do now?
Ivan: I guess we wait until the rescuing scene.
Sheba: Ugh! We're going to be here an eternity!
~*~Elsewhere~*~
Menardi: WE'RE HERE!!!
[Menardi and Jenna standing alone on a beach]
Jenna: Menardi! This is not the Interceptor! You said you knew where you were going!
Menardi: Just like Orchid. Offers a trip to our favorite movie and forgets to give us directions.
Jenna: [nods disappointedly]
Menardi: [looks around]
Jenna: Everyone else is on the ship!
Menardi: [knocks on a tree and hears hollow sound]
Jenna: They'll be wondering where we are! We've got to get off this island!
Menardi: [taking lunging steps]
Jenna: You're supposed to be the person who knows how to do everything!
Menardi: [jumps up and down]
Jenna: You're not even listening to me!
Menardi: [reaches down and pulls open trapdoor] Ha! I did it!
~*~Elsewhere Again~*~
Norrington: Have you fixed the rudder chains on the Dauntless yes?
Random Soldire: No sire, but we're working on it.
Norrington: Good, I...
[puff of smoke and two figures appear on dock: Isaac and Felix]
Isaac: [sees Norrington] Yeah, we should have taken the left turn.
Norrington: Who are you?
Felix: Oh, we're just your normal, average, everyday, movie-hopping GBA characters.
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Orchid: So what did you think? Different than what you normally read, is it as good? Please leave a review at the door.