Okay, I am really bad at um.....updating....
Misty: Tell me about it! You're the worst!
I'm so, so, so, sorry. I'll try better. I haven't really been in a fanfic writing mood for a long time, so I'll try and make it up.
Misty: That's what they all say.
Shuddap! I'll try, I'll really try!
Misty: We don't own nothing but a little tiny fragment of the story line.
~********~
Chapter 2: A Long While Later
~*~
Jack: Mr. Turner and I are to go ashore.
Mia: WE WANT TO COME!!!
Jack: No. You two weirdos are to stay with Mr. Gibbs.
Mia: [very sad pouty face and sniffling] Not.....take us....... But I love you!
Will & Jack: [stepping back with frightened faces] um....
Picard: If you don't take us, we'll just hijack a rowboat and follow you.
Jack: Fine.
Gibbs: what if the worst should happen?
Jack: Keep to the code.
[Jack, Will, Mia, and Picard, Mia with hearts surrounding her, Will edging away]
Will: What's the code Gibbs is supposed to keep to?
Jack: Pirates cod: Any man who falls behind...
Picard & Mia: GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!
Will: Shh! We're trying to sneak up on them!
Picard: [whispering] Right, we'll be good now.
Will: [rolls eyes] Sure...
~*~ ELSEWHERE~*~
Barbossa: And who's blood is yet to be repaid!?
Cursed Pirates: Hers!
[Sheba, Ivan, Agatio, Garet, Karst and Saturos are hiding behind a great stack of gold, watching the proceedings]
Ivan: [whispering] Garet! You're on my foot!
Garet: [also whispering] sorry.
Sheba: Poor Elizabeth, this has really got to be awful for her.
Agatio: Hey guys, look [points behind them]
[Jack and Will appear in the back of the cavern]
Saturos: and Mia and Picard are with them!
[Mia and Picard appear behind Jack and Will]
Karst: Let's go!
Agatio: [grabs Karst before she can get up] Hasn't this movie taught you anything? We wait for the opportune moment.
[Will konks Jack on the head with an oar]
Agatio: Now we go.
[Six Adepts hurry back to Mia and Picard who are waiting patiently for Will to return]
Mia: [whispering] Agatio!, Ivan, Sheba, Garet, Karst Saturos! Where'd you guys come from?
Ivan: We've been hiding on the Pearl. We transported ourselves to the wrong ship.
Picard: Where is everyone else?
Sheba: Weren't they with you?
Picard: No, they weren't. Mia and I seem to be the only ones who found the right place.
Karst: Shh! This is a pivotal moment in the plot!
Barbossa: Where is his child? The child whose blood flows the blood of William Turner?!
Elizabeth: [remains silent]
Barbossa: [pushes her off mound of gold]
Karst: Okay, now we can continue the conversation.
Picard: Right. What I was going to say, how are we supposed to find the others? What if they ended up in the wrong movie? I mean, if they couldn't make it here, how can we expect them to make it home on there own?
Garet: Oh well, sucks for them.
Sheba: But what if they got stuck in some creepy movie?
Garet: Sucks for them.
Sheba: How can you say that? We might never see them again! They could be stuck there forever!
Garet: Sucks for them.
Mia: Look! Will's back, and he's got Elizabeth.
Saturos: Marvelous! We can finally get to the Interceptor.
Agatio: And then it's only just a bit until the battle scene!
Saturos: Man this'll be awesome!
[Will and Elizabeth arrive and see the eight Adepts]
Will & Elizabeth: There are more of you!? [turn to each other] You know these people?!
Ivan: Can we please go? We'll have plenty of time for explanations on the ship.
Garet: And then the battle!
~*~Elsewhere~*~
[Jenna is lying on the beach, watching the clouds while Menardi is eating beside her]
Jenna: Menardi, are you quite sure that this food is edible? It's probably been in that cellar for years!
Menardi: [with food in her mouth] tasfeenami.
Jenna: what?
Menardi: [swallows] Tastes fine to me.
Jenna: Ah, I see. [looks back at the clouds]
Menardi: Jenna, I've just had a thought.
Jenna: Congratulations.
Menardi: Why don't we try and build a fire for a signal.
Jenna: Well, Being marooned on an island is a lot more interesting, even though Fire is totally awesome and the whole world should always be burning with gigantic volcanoes and hot springs, and also, the Dauntless and the Black Pearl will have a fight, and drop off Jack and Elizabeth here.
Menardi: alright. Hey! I got an idea!
Jenna: what?
Menardi: [smiles evilly and drums her fingertips together]
~*~ Elsewhere~*~
Isaac: Do you have any fours?
Random Soldier (the same one we saw in chapter one): Nope. Go fish.
Isaac: [reaches for pile of cards but misses because they slide to the other end of the table as the boat rocks.] that's the third time I've don't that.
Random soldier 1: Do ya have any Kings?
Random Soldier 2: yeah.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any fives?
Isaac: yep.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any Aces?
Random Soldier 2: Yeah.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any sevens?
Isaac: yep.
Random Soldier 1: Yes! I'm out! I have twenty matches! Try and beat that!
Isaac: We can't. There are only 52 cards in a deck. That means there are only six matches left.
Random Soldier 1: [blinks]
Random Soldier 2: [blinks]
Isaac: [shakes his head] Soldiers don't make good mathematicians.
[Felix enters, very green and tipsy]
Felix: What's going on here?
Random Soldier 2: We're playing Go Fish!
Felix: [groans] FISH!!! [runs to side of boat and hurls]
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Okay, there you go! I typed really fast so there might be some stupid spelling errors. Sorry. I wanted to get it up tonight or it might never get up. ^^;;;;
Misty: Hope you enjoyed it. Sorry for the delay.
Misty: Tell me about it! You're the worst!
I'm so, so, so, sorry. I'll try better. I haven't really been in a fanfic writing mood for a long time, so I'll try and make it up.
Misty: That's what they all say.
Shuddap! I'll try, I'll really try!
Misty: We don't own nothing but a little tiny fragment of the story line.
~********~
Chapter 2: A Long While Later
~*~
Jack: Mr. Turner and I are to go ashore.
Mia: WE WANT TO COME!!!
Jack: No. You two weirdos are to stay with Mr. Gibbs.
Mia: [very sad pouty face and sniffling] Not.....take us....... But I love you!
Will & Jack: [stepping back with frightened faces] um....
Picard: If you don't take us, we'll just hijack a rowboat and follow you.
Jack: Fine.
Gibbs: what if the worst should happen?
Jack: Keep to the code.
[Jack, Will, Mia, and Picard, Mia with hearts surrounding her, Will edging away]
Will: What's the code Gibbs is supposed to keep to?
Jack: Pirates cod: Any man who falls behind...
Picard & Mia: GETS LEFT BEHIND!!!
Will: Shh! We're trying to sneak up on them!
Picard: [whispering] Right, we'll be good now.
Will: [rolls eyes] Sure...
~*~ ELSEWHERE~*~
Barbossa: And who's blood is yet to be repaid!?
Cursed Pirates: Hers!
[Sheba, Ivan, Agatio, Garet, Karst and Saturos are hiding behind a great stack of gold, watching the proceedings]
Ivan: [whispering] Garet! You're on my foot!
Garet: [also whispering] sorry.
Sheba: Poor Elizabeth, this has really got to be awful for her.
Agatio: Hey guys, look [points behind them]
[Jack and Will appear in the back of the cavern]
Saturos: and Mia and Picard are with them!
[Mia and Picard appear behind Jack and Will]
Karst: Let's go!
Agatio: [grabs Karst before she can get up] Hasn't this movie taught you anything? We wait for the opportune moment.
[Will konks Jack on the head with an oar]
Agatio: Now we go.
[Six Adepts hurry back to Mia and Picard who are waiting patiently for Will to return]
Mia: [whispering] Agatio!, Ivan, Sheba, Garet, Karst Saturos! Where'd you guys come from?
Ivan: We've been hiding on the Pearl. We transported ourselves to the wrong ship.
Picard: Where is everyone else?
Sheba: Weren't they with you?
Picard: No, they weren't. Mia and I seem to be the only ones who found the right place.
Karst: Shh! This is a pivotal moment in the plot!
Barbossa: Where is his child? The child whose blood flows the blood of William Turner?!
Elizabeth: [remains silent]
Barbossa: [pushes her off mound of gold]
Karst: Okay, now we can continue the conversation.
Picard: Right. What I was going to say, how are we supposed to find the others? What if they ended up in the wrong movie? I mean, if they couldn't make it here, how can we expect them to make it home on there own?
Garet: Oh well, sucks for them.
Sheba: But what if they got stuck in some creepy movie?
Garet: Sucks for them.
Sheba: How can you say that? We might never see them again! They could be stuck there forever!
Garet: Sucks for them.
Mia: Look! Will's back, and he's got Elizabeth.
Saturos: Marvelous! We can finally get to the Interceptor.
Agatio: And then it's only just a bit until the battle scene!
Saturos: Man this'll be awesome!
[Will and Elizabeth arrive and see the eight Adepts]
Will & Elizabeth: There are more of you!? [turn to each other] You know these people?!
Ivan: Can we please go? We'll have plenty of time for explanations on the ship.
Garet: And then the battle!
~*~Elsewhere~*~
[Jenna is lying on the beach, watching the clouds while Menardi is eating beside her]
Jenna: Menardi, are you quite sure that this food is edible? It's probably been in that cellar for years!
Menardi: [with food in her mouth] tasfeenami.
Jenna: what?
Menardi: [swallows] Tastes fine to me.
Jenna: Ah, I see. [looks back at the clouds]
Menardi: Jenna, I've just had a thought.
Jenna: Congratulations.
Menardi: Why don't we try and build a fire for a signal.
Jenna: Well, Being marooned on an island is a lot more interesting, even though Fire is totally awesome and the whole world should always be burning with gigantic volcanoes and hot springs, and also, the Dauntless and the Black Pearl will have a fight, and drop off Jack and Elizabeth here.
Menardi: alright. Hey! I got an idea!
Jenna: what?
Menardi: [smiles evilly and drums her fingertips together]
~*~ Elsewhere~*~
Isaac: Do you have any fours?
Random Soldier (the same one we saw in chapter one): Nope. Go fish.
Isaac: [reaches for pile of cards but misses because they slide to the other end of the table as the boat rocks.] that's the third time I've don't that.
Random soldier 1: Do ya have any Kings?
Random Soldier 2: yeah.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any fives?
Isaac: yep.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any Aces?
Random Soldier 2: Yeah.
Random Soldier 1: Do ya have any sevens?
Isaac: yep.
Random Soldier 1: Yes! I'm out! I have twenty matches! Try and beat that!
Isaac: We can't. There are only 52 cards in a deck. That means there are only six matches left.
Random Soldier 1: [blinks]
Random Soldier 2: [blinks]
Isaac: [shakes his head] Soldiers don't make good mathematicians.
[Felix enters, very green and tipsy]
Felix: What's going on here?
Random Soldier 2: We're playing Go Fish!
Felix: [groans] FISH!!! [runs to side of boat and hurls]
~********~
Okay, there you go! I typed really fast so there might be some stupid spelling errors. Sorry. I wanted to get it up tonight or it might never get up. ^^;;;;
Misty: Hope you enjoyed it. Sorry for the delay.