Author note: *hehe I get to talk to ya now* (audience) 'where's goblin kid' (background bagging and muffled yells) kakarote you let me out of here right now oooh you are so dead when I get out.what's that.holy sh$%#t kakarote I take it back come on be a pal and let me outta here FOR GOD SAKES DON'T LET THAT SPIDER EAT ME PLEASE!!!!! (Kakarote smiles wickedly) *uhh she's going to the bathroom* (audience looks at each other and murmurs) 'but we want goblin kid to talk to us' (kakarote's smile starts to twitch) *oh really* man nods his head. 'AGHHH' *now anyone ELSE like to make there voices heard* (audience startled shakes there heads no) *good* Disclaimer: (sound comes from spider in closet) I dun own dbz

Chapter 5

Escape

Kakarote looked at the door in extreme frustration then sighed *good this will leave me more time to get out of this dump and start on m mission* kakarote looked at the door then looked around. He needed something to jam the door.but what.

He looked the stairs for a moment the smiled. He snapped part of the railing off, and stuck the tip in the door. Kakarote smiled again as he felt goku try to push out. he used his ki to melt it into the door enabling it impossible to open the door.
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Vegeta looked over gokus/kakarote's body. The eyes were in a complete trance and his body was completely limp yet he still had a pulse and was stilling breathing. Suddenly the body began to twitch itself back to life. Vegeta stepped back as kakarote groaned and sat up. He looked at vegeta and grinned.

Vegeta watched him carefully he couldn't tell if it was goku or if it was kakarote. Kakarote looked at him "well that takes care of that"

Vegeta took another step back "what happened" his face seemed to be scowling.

"oh nothing you should worry about highness" kakarote looked absolutely despicable.

Vegeta sighed and walked back towards the door. He knew all he needed to know from kakarote and he wanted to leave. Being in kakarote's presence gave him a little bit of the creeps a lot more then freezas brother ever did that was for sure.

Kakarote watched him leave then layback on his cot. He formed a ki toothpick in his hands and began to pick his teeth. Vegeta was to smart for him to fool into believing that he was goku and not kakarote but maybe gokus son.no again to smart. WAIT! That dumb broad.

But how was that going to work. He needed her to come down to him cause well he couldn't go anywhere with that door on maximum lock. Then he needed to restrain her or hurt her, which he really couldn't do (and didn't know why) he sighed so it was a little tougher then he thought.

kakarote listened carefully. Someone had to be in the control room. He looked at a camera when suddenly a shrill voice was heard.either chichi or bulma. "Gohan for god sakes don't scare me like that your father used to do that"

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Else where

Bulma sat in a room at a desk covered in materials and tools she typically used when building something for vegeta, something meant to be practically invincible. Vegeta stood beside her "will this work" he asked cautiously

Bulma was hard at work "yes it should especially with this metal that you asked the dragon for Im glad it came already in a ring there's no way I was going to be able to melt this into one." She spoke excitedly holding up to halves of a silver ring.

She was also pleased to see that already had things on it to make it snap open and close, and not only that it looked so delicate and seemed almost like it didn't have any hinges or locks on it to make it open and close. She inspected carefully the inside of the ring where she had installed some machinery. She sat back "perfect" she exclaimed and looked at vegeta.

She handed it to vegeta for to look at it when the doorbell rang. "I got it" she said standing to her feet and heading for the door.

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Chichi watched as her son left hearing the door and wanting to see whom it was. She sat alone in the control room watching kakarote pick his teeth. Suddenly he grabbed his head in pain and began to scream and whimper. Chichi gasped ~goku are you coming back~ she thought as she stood and ran to the room.

She opened the door and goku lay on the floor he opened his eyes wearily "uhh chichi what, what happened" chichi smiled at him forgetting her anger from when he broke her wrist.

"Its ok now every things fine we're taking care of you" goku looked at her and stood up. Chichi notice he wasn't staggering which was unusual she thought. Last time this happened goku couldn't even get up on his own. She took a small step backward.

"Chi what's wrong" he asked smiling innocently at her melting her worries away. Goku looked around and started to walk towards the door looking up at the ceiling "wow I've never seen this room before."

She looked at him and began to pull his arm back "no goku you need to stay in here and rest its.uh to dangerous fro you outside right now" goku tuned away from the door and pulled chichi's hands off his arm.

"no I think its fine for me its you who should be worried" he spoke facing the wide open door.

She looked at him and let go suddenly. His face slowly turned towards hers a wicked smile stretching from cheek to cheek. She took a step back "no y- your not goku"

Kakarote chuckled he pulled her to him and kissed her roughly n the lips then pushed her down. She fell back on the floor losing her balance. As soon as she got up the door was already closing.

Chichi ran into the door and banged her good fist against the cold slat metal. "No kakarote let me out you, you bastard let me out" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Kakarote smiled from the other side of the door as he walked from the hallway into the control room. He walked in and looked at the surveillance screens. He chuckled as he saw chichi holding her knees in front of the door. "Well maybe that wasn't as hard as thought it would he," he laughed to himself

"Now these have to go and so does this we wouldn't want anybody finding out I escaped" he spoke quickly pulling out a handful of wires for the surveillance screen, speakers, and alarm. He ripped them out causing the entire room to go black "hmm this is the way I like it the whole world she be this way" he spoke walking out and into the lighted hallway.

He began to walk down the hallway when a flurry of steps came rushing his way and gohan came around the corner. He stopped dead in his place at the sight of his father.

He jumped back "kakarote" he raised his voice suddenly in fighting stance.

"Whoa hold on son its me your dad" kakarote again did his impression of gokus smile. Gohan watched for a moment staring into his father's eyes for a moment before he relaxed.

"dad what are you doing outside the room" kakarote's smile grew wider as he approached gohan.

Kakarote looked down at gohan "your not as smart as I thought you were" he said his smile quickly changing into something wicked. Kakarote smacked gohan on the face making a snapping noise that echoed through the hall.

Instantly gohan's hand went to his cheek and looked at kakarote hurt before he caught that texture in kakarote's eyes that gave it all away "kakarote" he spoke softly and again he got into fighting stance.

Kakarote smiled "by Jove Mr. Watson I think he's got it" he said in an English accent and before gohan could do anything he curled both hands into a fist and whacked gohan behind the head knocking him out. Gohan fell to the floor with a thud his eyes in the back of his head.

Kakarote smiled ounce more and dragged gohan into a dark room he closed the door locking it. "Good 2 down 2 to go"

Kakarote started back down the hall and stopped at the corner listening to vegeta and bulma talk, but then there was another voice. Kakarote peeked around the corner ~how the hell are they~ kakarote thought to himself.

~No matter they seem fairly week the one im worried about is his highness which should be simple enough if I can get past these people~ kakarote thought frowning. Kakarote looked around. He knew what he wanted it was a matter of whether he could get it, and he could raise his ki or but wait.he could goku had learned instant transmission which meant he needed to find the right book and.fwalla he knew it just like that. ~its just to bad how'd that super saijen book end up in ssdd anyways~

Kakarote smiled vigorously as he instant transmissioned into the kitchen grabbed a knife and then he was right behind vegeta. Vegeta was just about to turn as kakarote pushed the knife right into his spine. Vegeta felt the sudden burn and then he couldn't move, see, hear, smell, and feel. Vegeta went down cold eyes in the back of his head the knife in the middle of his back.

Krillin, yamcha, tien, chaozu, master roshi, puar, and oolong had just been listening to bulma about goku and kakarote. Kakarote looked up and smiled. He bent down grabbed the knife out of vegeta's backs causing his entire body to jolt at ounce. He looked at the knife and smiled "such a shame royal blood spilled on a knife not worthy"

Everyone was in shock except.where was bulma. Kakarote began to creep closer to everyone not noticing bulma's absence. "well I didn't realize I was going to be so lucky and get all of the biggest threats out of my way before I even got started"

Oolong began to run in circles screaming "WERE ALL GOING TO DIE" kakarote's attention turned to the pig "shut up or I'll make you into pork chops after im done with these guys"

Oolong instantly stopped in his place not making a sound "good that's what I like peace and qui-"

"If you think were gunna go down with a fight your wrong" kakarote slowly turned to krillin

His face held a vision that krillin had never seen before. Kakarote began to approach krillin "you're going to die with or with out a fight it makes no difference to me"

Kakarote loomed over krillin whom had suddenly lost all his courage and could only stare in horror as kakarote lifted his luminous hand. It glowed with an evil aura and just as he was about to strike something snapped around his neck

Author note: *ahhh* that's right you better run your so dead when im through with you. (Spider looks at goblin kid chase kakarote around studio then picks up paper and with gruff voices starts to talk to the screaming audience) "Ladies and gentle man we seem to be having some technical difficulties so I shall be your host until goblin kid is done beating the sh!!!!t out of kakarote.on the next chapter.what is this thing around kakarote's neck is vegeta going to leave through having his nervous system completely destroyed is goku ever going to get out of SSDD. Tune in next time"

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