A/N: Hello my dear friends! I have finally thought of something to write at
this web site and I am really excited about that. I really hope that you
will find this story interesting, but even if not I would like to ask you
to review it, since it is very important for me to know what it's like for
you to read it. So, here comes nothing.
I own NOTHING!!!! I am just borrowing Legolas : )
Chapter one
I was walking on my way home from school, pondering really hard about what present should I give my best friend on her birthday that was due next week. I was happy that I promised her in my heart to give her a really wild present and the one that she'll never forget, but on the other hand I was feeling REALLY depressed that I still hasn't found anything good enough for her yet and that I was running out of time to find her something. I'm sure that she's is sick of getting picture frames, pillows and other pop crap all the time from her friends, so I was sure thinking of giving her something totally and completely different, she was my best friend after all.
I have once asked her what would be the ultimate birthday present for her, and she answered me half joking and half serious (I'm pretty sure it was the biggest half) that it should be Legolas the Greenleaf, and after she'll have him, she'll do all the rest, something that wasn't too hard to guess...
OK, now where the hell am I supposed to find her Legolas, huh?! I was thinking about getting a guy that would look EXACTLY like him, them dress him as an elf and ask him REALLY nicely to come to my friend's birthday party, but I was too afraid that she would totally rape the poor guy, and after finding out that it wasn't really Him, she would practically slaughter me, and in that case I would lose my best friend, or my life, but probably both. Hmm, definitely not a condition that would suit me, no. Great! What on earth am I supposed to do?! Dig a hole all the way to middle earth and drag him to our world?! I'm pretty sure the poor elf would freak!. I mean, after he'll see our world in comparison to their beautiful world, he would probably think this: "Damn! What a demented world I'm at! Why on earth did I ever come here?! I feel such grief!" And the next thing you know, he'll be dead, 'cause one of the things that elves are dying from is grief. I surely don't want this to happen! If you really think about it, we are sure having a quite sick world, especially in comparison to Middle Earth, where everything is so beautiful, no offence.
Since I was pondering too much again, I almost walked into a tree. The noise that "woke" me up was my dog's barking, since I almost reached home. Now, it's not that it is unusual whenever my dog is barking, no, it's just that my dog sounded a bit TOO aggressive. It sounded as if there is a stranger in my house. When I got near my house door and entered the back yard, I saw that my dog was practically attacking the door and was really hard trying to break it and to get inside and kill the intruder or who ever my dog could see. Since I was sure that my dog has seen another ghost or something like that, I calmed him down and told him "Don't worry, it's OK, there are NO ghosts in the house, so please, shut up!" and then I told him to find some bug and chase it. Luckily my dog did whatever I told him, so I got into the house and closed the door behind me.
First thing I did was opening a fridge and check out what did my folks left me for lunch. While I was searching for food, I heard some weird noises upstairs, so I immediately thought that this time my dog saw no ghosts and that there WAS some stranger in the house. I decided to grab a fork, just in case, and got upstairs. I've searched all the bedrooms, until I've finally got to my room. While I was walking slowly backwards to check just incase that no one was following me, I accidentally bumped into something, or into someone to be more exact. I turned around, holding my "weapon" very high, just in case as I have said before, and was TOTALLY paralyzed. It couldn't be him, but it was. It was LEGOLAS!!!!!..
A/N: Well, this is all for this chapter, my dear readers. I'm sure you wanted some more interesting things, but this shall come in the next chapters. Right now I want to read your reviews and to be sure that it is safe to put some new chapters in here. Please review. Yours, AKWYLD.
I own NOTHING!!!! I am just borrowing Legolas : )
Chapter one
I was walking on my way home from school, pondering really hard about what present should I give my best friend on her birthday that was due next week. I was happy that I promised her in my heart to give her a really wild present and the one that she'll never forget, but on the other hand I was feeling REALLY depressed that I still hasn't found anything good enough for her yet and that I was running out of time to find her something. I'm sure that she's is sick of getting picture frames, pillows and other pop crap all the time from her friends, so I was sure thinking of giving her something totally and completely different, she was my best friend after all.
I have once asked her what would be the ultimate birthday present for her, and she answered me half joking and half serious (I'm pretty sure it was the biggest half) that it should be Legolas the Greenleaf, and after she'll have him, she'll do all the rest, something that wasn't too hard to guess...
OK, now where the hell am I supposed to find her Legolas, huh?! I was thinking about getting a guy that would look EXACTLY like him, them dress him as an elf and ask him REALLY nicely to come to my friend's birthday party, but I was too afraid that she would totally rape the poor guy, and after finding out that it wasn't really Him, she would practically slaughter me, and in that case I would lose my best friend, or my life, but probably both. Hmm, definitely not a condition that would suit me, no. Great! What on earth am I supposed to do?! Dig a hole all the way to middle earth and drag him to our world?! I'm pretty sure the poor elf would freak!. I mean, after he'll see our world in comparison to their beautiful world, he would probably think this: "Damn! What a demented world I'm at! Why on earth did I ever come here?! I feel such grief!" And the next thing you know, he'll be dead, 'cause one of the things that elves are dying from is grief. I surely don't want this to happen! If you really think about it, we are sure having a quite sick world, especially in comparison to Middle Earth, where everything is so beautiful, no offence.
Since I was pondering too much again, I almost walked into a tree. The noise that "woke" me up was my dog's barking, since I almost reached home. Now, it's not that it is unusual whenever my dog is barking, no, it's just that my dog sounded a bit TOO aggressive. It sounded as if there is a stranger in my house. When I got near my house door and entered the back yard, I saw that my dog was practically attacking the door and was really hard trying to break it and to get inside and kill the intruder or who ever my dog could see. Since I was sure that my dog has seen another ghost or something like that, I calmed him down and told him "Don't worry, it's OK, there are NO ghosts in the house, so please, shut up!" and then I told him to find some bug and chase it. Luckily my dog did whatever I told him, so I got into the house and closed the door behind me.
First thing I did was opening a fridge and check out what did my folks left me for lunch. While I was searching for food, I heard some weird noises upstairs, so I immediately thought that this time my dog saw no ghosts and that there WAS some stranger in the house. I decided to grab a fork, just in case, and got upstairs. I've searched all the bedrooms, until I've finally got to my room. While I was walking slowly backwards to check just incase that no one was following me, I accidentally bumped into something, or into someone to be more exact. I turned around, holding my "weapon" very high, just in case as I have said before, and was TOTALLY paralyzed. It couldn't be him, but it was. It was LEGOLAS!!!!!..
A/N: Well, this is all for this chapter, my dear readers. I'm sure you wanted some more interesting things, but this shall come in the next chapters. Right now I want to read your reviews and to be sure that it is safe to put some new chapters in here. Please review. Yours, AKWYLD.