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Well, I guess that now I am ready to post the second chapter, so here goes
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Chapter Two
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the name of Gondor, Rohan, Rivendell, Lothlorien, The Shire and all the rest of the beautiful places in Middle Earth NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM!!! HERE!!!! IN MY ROOM! LEGOLAS! ELF!!!!! LEGOLAS THE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO WAY!!!!! OH GOD!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! Ok, Jen, Chill, it's OK, just pinch yourself.. OW!!!! Oh My God!!! That pain is REAL!!!!!! LEGOLAS IS.. IN MY ROOM!!!!! MY FRIENDS WILL DIE FROM JELOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAH!!!!! I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!!! I was staring at his golden hair, his blue eyes, and he already had a sword, and looked REALLY cute in these clothes! He should wear LEATHER!!!!
After about 10 minutes of standing paralyzed in my room, the silence has finally broke: "Are you going to eat me with that fork, dear maiden?" Gently asked the Elf. Ooh! Dear maiden!!!! He actually called me "DEAR MAIDEN"!!!
"Ffffffork? You, master Elf? Wwwhat fork?.. ME?.." I muttered still gazing at the Elf. The he pointed to my left and showed the fork that I was still holding high.
"Oh" I said, quickly putting my hand down before he'll change his mind and think that I am trying to murder him with my fork, even though I was thinking of murdering, but not him.
"No, of coarse not! I.. How did you.. Where did you... How did you.." I asked in a misunderstanding voice.
"Get here?" asked the Elf "Well, I do not know!!! Where am I, pray tell me that, dear maiden!. I have opened the door into some room of the house of Elrond and.. Got here!. Do you know Elrond by the way?." He asked in a curios voice.
"Of coarse! I have heard of him!" I said in a merry voice.
"Are you a friend or a foe of his?. And in case you are a friend, please, can you bring me back to his house?." Said the Elf almost begging. OOOH!!!!!! A BEGGING Elf!!! My friends would DIE to see him like that! I thought of making him beg on his knees and then to tell him that I would think about, but then he would probably think that I am a foe, which I am SO not!
"Well, I am NOT a foe, but niether a friend of Elrond (unfortunately), And I do not know how to bring you back there, sorry." I said in a fake apologizing voice."But please!!! Do not feel grief!!! I am sure we will think of some way to get you back to Elrond's crib, and I am sure you will be back there for sure! And I hope it will happen as soon as possible!" I lied. Then I thought of the present and quickly added: "But it will not happen soon I'm afraid. Well, not like till next week orsomething. Listen, while you are here for the next week and I am sure you don't want to be bored, can you PLEASE do me a little tiny favor?." I said with a big smile on my face.
"Crib?." he asked surprised.
"House." I said. "Oh. Well, I guess I can, I mean I have to do something and to survive somehow in this unknown place, I guess I can do that. Is it a deadly task?" asked the Elf.
"No, I mean I don't know, probably not." Probably YES! Lots of screaming horny girls crushing poor Legolas and screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE!"...
"What do you mean?." he asked in a suspicious voice.
"Well, can you come to my best friend's birthday party and surt of surprise her with with a Happy Birthday greeting?. She would really appriciate that!." I asked him nicely again with that wide smile on my face.
"Well, I guess that doesn't sound fatal!. I hope she doesn't bite?!." Said the Elf laughing.
"No, of coarse not!" Oh yes she might, when all of the sudden she'll start to rape him with all the rest of the girls in the party! "Oh! I haven't introduced myself yet! I am Legolas!" he said in a noble voice,but the voice still sounding like beautiful music.
"I know who you are. And I am not an orc." I said.
"I've noticed that. If you would be an orc, you would kill me. Besides, you don't even look like one. What is thy name, dear maiden?"
"Ah, Jennifer. Jennifer Ramsey. But you may call me Jen, master Elf" I said.
"Then in that case, Jen, you may call me Legolas." He said smiling.
"Thanks." I muttered.
"So what is this place? It looks so different from home! Is it still Middle earth?." He asked.
"No, it's WAY outside Middle Earth. It is Earth. Planet Earth. In a galaxy and all." I answered.
"In a WHAT?." he asked in a frightened voice.
"A galaxy. Well, it is a different world anyway. I shall tell you that later." I said. "I think we'd better go down and find something to eat. Are you hungry?" I asked him.
"Yes, a bit." answered Legolas.
"Good! Shall we go then?." and showed him the way out of my room.
When we were at the corridor, he told me something that almost made me die from laughter, but I tried hard not to laugh in front of him so that I won't hurt his Elvish feelings.
"While I was here alone, I happened to enter some room with light blue tiles, and in that room I saw something low and round in white color. It was smooth and had some circle on it and the lid was open. At the bottom there was some water and on the top was some button, so I pressed it. You have a very unique kind of small waterfalls! That was very amusing! Is it some kind of a mechanical small waterfall? I didn't know there are waterfalls that can be kept inside the house! But it is quite small to bathe in it.." he said in an amused voice. That's how I found out that he has already reached the toilet.. God! A WATERFALL?. LOL!!!! "No!!! That is not a waterfall!!! And I hope you haven't bathe yourself there!. It is a Toilet. You answer your nature's call there." I said trying hard not to laugh.
"What call?." he asked.
"Ah, well.. When you go to some quiet and lonely place and
release
some liquids and maybe even more?.." I said with hope that
he'll
understand what did I mean.
"Oh, yes! Of coarse! It's just that it is different from this "Toi" thing!. And I haven't bathed in it!." he said.
"I'm sure it is!" Thank God he got the message!!!!..
We were going down the stairs, when all of the sudden I heard a knock on the door..
A/N: Well my dear readers, that is all. Please REVIEW and be patient.
Yours, AKWYLD
Chapter Two
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the name of Gondor, Rohan, Rivendell, Lothlorien, The Shire and all the rest of the beautiful places in Middle Earth NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM!!! HERE!!!! IN MY ROOM! LEGOLAS! ELF!!!!! LEGOLAS THE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO WAY!!!!! OH GOD!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! Ok, Jen, Chill, it's OK, just pinch yourself.. OW!!!! Oh My God!!! That pain is REAL!!!!!! LEGOLAS IS.. IN MY ROOM!!!!! MY FRIENDS WILL DIE FROM JELOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAH!!!!! I CAN SEE THEM!!!!!!!!!! I was staring at his golden hair, his blue eyes, and he already had a sword, and looked REALLY cute in these clothes! He should wear LEATHER!!!!
After about 10 minutes of standing paralyzed in my room, the silence has finally broke: "Are you going to eat me with that fork, dear maiden?" Gently asked the Elf. Ooh! Dear maiden!!!! He actually called me "DEAR MAIDEN"!!!
"Ffffffork? You, master Elf? Wwwhat fork?.. ME?.." I muttered still gazing at the Elf. The he pointed to my left and showed the fork that I was still holding high.
"Oh" I said, quickly putting my hand down before he'll change his mind and think that I am trying to murder him with my fork, even though I was thinking of murdering, but not him.
"No, of coarse not! I.. How did you.. Where did you... How did you.." I asked in a misunderstanding voice.
"Get here?" asked the Elf "Well, I do not know!!! Where am I, pray tell me that, dear maiden!. I have opened the door into some room of the house of Elrond and.. Got here!. Do you know Elrond by the way?." He asked in a curios voice.
"Of coarse! I have heard of him!" I said in a merry voice.
"Are you a friend or a foe of his?. And in case you are a friend, please, can you bring me back to his house?." Said the Elf almost begging. OOOH!!!!!! A BEGGING Elf!!! My friends would DIE to see him like that! I thought of making him beg on his knees and then to tell him that I would think about, but then he would probably think that I am a foe, which I am SO not!
"Well, I am NOT a foe, but niether a friend of Elrond (unfortunately), And I do not know how to bring you back there, sorry." I said in a fake apologizing voice."But please!!! Do not feel grief!!! I am sure we will think of some way to get you back to Elrond's crib, and I am sure you will be back there for sure! And I hope it will happen as soon as possible!" I lied. Then I thought of the present and quickly added: "But it will not happen soon I'm afraid. Well, not like till next week orsomething. Listen, while you are here for the next week and I am sure you don't want to be bored, can you PLEASE do me a little tiny favor?." I said with a big smile on my face.
"Crib?." he asked surprised.
"House." I said. "Oh. Well, I guess I can, I mean I have to do something and to survive somehow in this unknown place, I guess I can do that. Is it a deadly task?" asked the Elf.
"No, I mean I don't know, probably not." Probably YES! Lots of screaming horny girls crushing poor Legolas and screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE!"...
"What do you mean?." he asked in a suspicious voice.
"Well, can you come to my best friend's birthday party and surt of surprise her with with a Happy Birthday greeting?. She would really appriciate that!." I asked him nicely again with that wide smile on my face.
"Well, I guess that doesn't sound fatal!. I hope she doesn't bite?!." Said the Elf laughing.
"No, of coarse not!" Oh yes she might, when all of the sudden she'll start to rape him with all the rest of the girls in the party! "Oh! I haven't introduced myself yet! I am Legolas!" he said in a noble voice,but the voice still sounding like beautiful music.
"I know who you are. And I am not an orc." I said.
"I've noticed that. If you would be an orc, you would kill me. Besides, you don't even look like one. What is thy name, dear maiden?"
"Ah, Jennifer. Jennifer Ramsey. But you may call me Jen, master Elf" I said.
"Then in that case, Jen, you may call me Legolas." He said smiling.
"Thanks." I muttered.
"So what is this place? It looks so different from home! Is it still Middle earth?." He asked.
"No, it's WAY outside Middle Earth. It is Earth. Planet Earth. In a galaxy and all." I answered.
"In a WHAT?." he asked in a frightened voice.
"A galaxy. Well, it is a different world anyway. I shall tell you that later." I said. "I think we'd better go down and find something to eat. Are you hungry?" I asked him.
"Yes, a bit." answered Legolas.
"Good! Shall we go then?." and showed him the way out of my room.
When we were at the corridor, he told me something that almost made me die from laughter, but I tried hard not to laugh in front of him so that I won't hurt his Elvish feelings.
"While I was here alone, I happened to enter some room with light blue tiles, and in that room I saw something low and round in white color. It was smooth and had some circle on it and the lid was open. At the bottom there was some water and on the top was some button, so I pressed it. You have a very unique kind of small waterfalls! That was very amusing! Is it some kind of a mechanical small waterfall? I didn't know there are waterfalls that can be kept inside the house! But it is quite small to bathe in it.." he said in an amused voice. That's how I found out that he has already reached the toilet.. God! A WATERFALL?. LOL!!!! "No!!! That is not a waterfall!!! And I hope you haven't bathe yourself there!. It is a Toilet. You answer your nature's call there." I said trying hard not to laugh.
"What call?." he asked.
"Ah, well.. When you go to some quiet and lonely place and
release
some liquids and maybe even more?.." I said with hope that
he'll
understand what did I mean.
"Oh, yes! Of coarse! It's just that it is different from this "Toi" thing!. And I haven't bathed in it!." he said.
"I'm sure it is!" Thank God he got the message!!!!..
We were going down the stairs, when all of the sudden I heard a knock on the door..
A/N: Well my dear readers, that is all. Please REVIEW and be patient.
Yours, AKWYLD