A/n: Howdy! I am quite disgruntled because I was writing a KP episode about Area 51 and then they showed one…NOT COOL! But I'm almost over it, I started writing a new one…three words: Shego Goes Country. Brilliant. Anyway, sorry this chapter isn't up sooner, I've been working a lot b/c of Christmas and all. Now, though, I have some time off so I'll be able to get the chapters up faster. Enjoy.
Paranormal Circumstances
Chapter 2: Meanwhile, Back at the Lair…
Drakken's Lair
Middle of Nowhere
3:30 PM Monday
Dr. Drakken surveyed the stolen UFO and grinned. "Shego, this is my greatest idea ever!"
Shego, looking bored, replied, "Mm-hmm…and what exactly do you plan to accomplish by flying around scaring hillbillies with a UFO?"
"Don't you understand, Shego? I'm causing mass panic and chaos!"
"And…"
"One I have caused enough panic, then I, Dr. Drakken, will take over!"
"By waltzing up and saying, 'I am your leader'? I don't think it'll work Dr. D."
"No, Shego! I will convince the panic-stricken people that I have defeated the aliens that have been terrorizing them and then they'll trust me and appoint me as their leader!"
Shego stared at him blankly.
"Don't look at me like that, Shego! It's going to work!"
"Whatever you say, Dr. D….I'm going to take a nap."
"Fine! You don't appreciate my genius anyway!"
Shego rolled her eyes and muttered, "Whatever," as she walked of, leaving Drakken alone to bask in what he thought was his genius.
A/n: Sorry this one was so short. I realized it didn't take long to explain Drakken's plan. Oh well. Don't worry, the next chapter will be longer. Show your support for my random insanity and review! No flames though! Catch you crazy cats on the flip side!
~The one and only…Mulder
D/c: I don't own anything…really…