A/n: Here we go again! Thanks for all the great reviews so far! Y'all rock!

Paranormal Circumstances

Chapter 4: Redheads Stick Together

Possible Residence

Middleton

5:00 PM Monday

            Once Scully and Kim had managed to pull Ron and Mulder out of their monster-mania it was down to business. "So," said Scully. "What's the deal with this Dr. Drakken character?"

            "Oh you know, your basic mad scientist bent on world domination." Kim replied.

            "Mm-hmm." Mulder said. "Any special weapons or anything?"

            "Just Shego."

            "His sidekick right?"

            "Yup. She's the one we'll have to worry about. Green laser gloves…not pretty."

            "Nothing a little Stoppable kung-fu won't take care of!" Ron said as he attempted a few moves but only succeeded in tripping over the couch.

            Kim rolled her eyes and said, "What's up with this UFO thingy? Wade didn't tell me much."

            "The gov't recovered it a few years back from a crash site and it was being stored and tested on at Area 51." Mulder began searching through his briefcase for something as Kim pulled out her Kimmunicator.

            "Hey Wade, I need some info on that UFO Drakken and Shego stole."

            Wade stared back at her from the screen. "I dunno, Kim. That'd require hacking into top-secret gov't files."

            "Which a few friends of my already did." Mulder spoke up, holding up a file.

            "Really?" Wade asked.

            "I think an introduction is in order. " Kim said. "Agent Mulder, meet Wade, ten-year old super-genius."

            "Agent Mulder, who got those files for you? Whoever did it has to be one awesome hacker--top secret gov't files have like a million layers of protection."

            Mulder grinned. "Ever hear of The Lone Gunmen?"

            Wade's jaw dropped. "You know the Gunmen? I met them online…Langly's only one of the greatest hackers ever…"

            "So you're a fan."

            "Alright, enough about the three stooges. We've got a stolen UFO to recover." Scully said.

            "Scully, you don't how long I've waited to hear you say that." Mulder said with a grin.

            Scully ignored him and continued. "I think we need to split up. Kim and I will try to find Dr. Drakken and Mulder, I think you and Ron need to go look up our old friend Morris Fletcher."

            Mulder nodded. "If anyone's going to be able to help its Mr. Man-In-Black."

            "Yup. We'll meet up after you've found him."

            "Sounds good Scully. Let's go Ron."

            "Oh, and Mulder?"

            "Yeah?"

            "You can call me, beep me, if you want to reach me."

            "Got it, Scully."

Middle of Nowhere

7:30 PM

Monday

            "Are you sure Drakken's lair is out this way?" Scully shouted to Kim over the noise of the wind rushing past the open door in the military aircraft.

            "Yup! Been here a million times!" Kim replied, strapping on her parachute.

            Scully strapped on her own parachute, although a bit more apprehensively…not being a teen hero, she didn't jump out of planes on a regular basis. She slipped her cell phone into the pocket of her cargo pants as she looked out the window. Before leaving Middleton, Kim had advised Scully to ditch her business suit and heels in exchange for gray cargo pants, sneakers and a black shirt and as Scully clipped her gun holster to her belt she was glad she'd taken Kim's advice.

            "Well, this is our stop!" Kim yelled, pulling on her helmet. Scully gulped, gave her a thumbs up and they jumped.

            Scully pulled the cord for her parachute and after falling for quite awhile, landed beside Kim near a building with signs reading, "Keep out! Haunted!" posted all around it.

            "I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN!" Scully said. "Flying already wasn't my favorite my thing in the world…" She shuddered.

            "Sorry about that. At least you didn't lose your pants, like Ron usually does."

            "Well….I suppose it was better than being injected with an alien virus…"

            Kim grinned. "C'mon, let's go."

            Once inside Drakken's lair they hid behind a few boxes and watched Drakken and Shego.

            Shego was sitting with her feet up on a control panel staring at the ceiling and looking rather bored as Drakken paced about ranting.

            "I'm telling you Shego, I'm almost there! I can feel it! I'm THIS close to world conquest!"

            "Mm-hmmm…"

            "Soon, I'll have their trust and then…"

            "Uh, Dr. D, how exactly, is becoming the leader of a bunch of hicks going to end in world domination?"

            "I don't concern myself with such trivialities, Shego! I'll cross the bridge when I come to it!"

            "Whatever….what about Kim Possible?"

            "What about her?"

            Kim and Scully took that as their cue to leap out from behind the boxes. Well, Kim leap and Scully did her best to not trip and fall.

            "Yeah," Kim said as Drakken and Shego turned around. "What about Kim Possible?"

            "Ahh! Kim Possible!" Drakken noticed Scully, "And…wait…who's she? What happened to the buffoon?"

            Scully pulled out her ID. "Special Agent Scully, FBI."

            Drakken grinned. "Nice to meet you, Agent Scully. Now there's someone I'd like you to meet. Shego!"

            Shego leapt forwarded, gloves glowing. Scully's FBI instincts kicked in and in a split second she had pulled out her gun. Before she could aim, however, Shego had knocked it out of her hands and sent it flying across the room. "Sorry, Agent, no guns allowed!" Shego quipped with a smirk.

            Scully shot a side-long glance at Kim as Shego approached them. "Now what?" Scully hissed….the FBI Academy had NOT trained her for women with deadly glowing green hands.

            "Well…you know any good kung-fu moves?"

            "Are you kidding? You don't spend 11 years in the FBI and not learn a thing or two about the martial arts."

            "Excellent! We can take her then!"

            Scully flashed Kim a grin and took up a fighting stance. "Bring it on!"

            Shego went after Scully first. "Two against one, what a challenge!" She said as sent a punch a Scully. Scully ducked and aimed a kick at her stomach. Shego was stumbled backwards but then caught Scully off-guard with a green laser. Scully went flying back into a stack of boxes.

            Kim jumped in and got in a few good shots before one well-aimed kick from Shego sent her into the boxes too. Now both Scully and Kim were entangled in a pile of boxes with Shego standing over them. Things were certainly NOT looking up for the two redheads…. No big….right?!?

A/n: Oh no! A CHLIFFHANGER! What will become of Scully and Kim? And what are Mulder, Ron and Rufus up to? I guess you'll just have to keep reading to find out. Honestly, I don't even know yet…I haven't gotten that far…;) Keep reviewing and stay tuned for Chapter 5: Friends in Low Places!

~Mulder

D/c: KP=Disney, XF=Chris Carter