Hehehehehehe this is the good part.....because its soooo random, and its something i would totally do!
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Around Midnight after da Drinks
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"Is anyone out dere?" I screamed in front of the Lodging House (Brooklyn)
"Ding dong da witch is dead." I heard Merp in the background and both of us just started to laugh.
"What da hell is going on?" I looked back at the door and saw a figure who I recognized.
"Heya Spot!" I yelled. At that time I was so drunk I was seeing doubles. "Didn't know youse had a brother." At that point I heard Merp fall to the ground.
"Oww....dat hoit a bit." She started to laugh. "Oooooo a penny a pape!" She screamed.
"Tiger! Get yer ass down here. Wese got drunks!" Spot screamed up the stairs.
"Tiger, tiger, tiger, spot." I fell down the outside steps and landed right next to Merp. "Tigers have spotS!"
"Or could Spots have tigers?
"Excellent question. Lets think." I laid on my back on the dusty road. "Look at da stars. De're soooo beautiful." Merp laid down next to me and we both looked at the stars.
"I wonder...."
"If we have ten fingers or two thumbs and eight fingers, or two thumbs and two pinkies and six fingers? Yea i was wondering dat too." I felt myself getting lifted up.
"Come on. Wese gotta get youse two inside. Why'd youse hafta get drunk at dis time at night?"
"Whyse do youse *yawn* hafta be sobre?" He smirked and thats when I fell asleep.
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This was the most random thing I've ever written. so Obviously this chapter is dedicated to MERP! FOR BEING WEIRD AND RANDOM i FoVe YoU mAn!
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Around Midnight after da Drinks
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"Is anyone out dere?" I screamed in front of the Lodging House (Brooklyn)
"Ding dong da witch is dead." I heard Merp in the background and both of us just started to laugh.
"What da hell is going on?" I looked back at the door and saw a figure who I recognized.
"Heya Spot!" I yelled. At that time I was so drunk I was seeing doubles. "Didn't know youse had a brother." At that point I heard Merp fall to the ground.
"Oww....dat hoit a bit." She started to laugh. "Oooooo a penny a pape!" She screamed.
"Tiger! Get yer ass down here. Wese got drunks!" Spot screamed up the stairs.
"Tiger, tiger, tiger, spot." I fell down the outside steps and landed right next to Merp. "Tigers have spotS!"
"Or could Spots have tigers?
"Excellent question. Lets think." I laid on my back on the dusty road. "Look at da stars. De're soooo beautiful." Merp laid down next to me and we both looked at the stars.
"I wonder...."
"If we have ten fingers or two thumbs and eight fingers, or two thumbs and two pinkies and six fingers? Yea i was wondering dat too." I felt myself getting lifted up.
"Come on. Wese gotta get youse two inside. Why'd youse hafta get drunk at dis time at night?"
"Whyse do youse *yawn* hafta be sobre?" He smirked and thats when I fell asleep.
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This was the most random thing I've ever written. so Obviously this chapter is dedicated to MERP! FOR BEING WEIRD AND RANDOM i FoVe YoU mAn!