Disclaimer: what, you thought I owned LOTR? You must be dumber then you look… ok, I'm just kidding. But honestly, I don't own LOTR, even though I wish I did. *hangs head* Anyhow, I own nothing. Nothing except some candy bars. My candy bars, preciousss candy bars…
A/N: Ok, I know everybody does these. But I have looked almost everywhere and I haven't found anyone who has done THIS song. Don't know why? Anyway, here is my first song parody. Hope you like it…
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Éowyn and Arwen- that king is mine
*Chorus*
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
That king is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The king is mine
---*Éowyn*---
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man are you insane
---*Arwen*---
You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me
---*Éowyn*---
You see I tried to hesitate
I didn't wanna say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make
It through the day ain't that a shame
---*Arwen*---
Maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
Because my love is all it took
Repeat chorus
---*Arwen*---
Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it girl it's true
---*Éowyn*---
I think you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside
---*Arwen*---
You can say what you want to say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake
---*Éowyn*---
When will you get the picture
You're the past and I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
And if you didn't know that king is mine
Repeat chorus 2x
*Both*---
You can't destroy this love I found
Your silly games I can not allow
That king is mine without a doubt
You may as well throw in the towel
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place in my heart
Cause he was my love right from the start
Repeat chorus 3x
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A/N: For you who didn't get the point of me doing this song; it's about Arwen and Éowyn arguing about Aragorn. And yeah, I know I didn't change much of the text, but I was in a hurry when I made it… however, if you review maybe it will get better. Tell me what songs you think I should go and I'll see what I can do with them. *takes out a watch and dangles it in front of you* You are now being hypnotised. You WILL review. You MUST review. The purple button is your best friend. You ARE going to press it. ;)