Disclaimer: see chapter one
A/N: thanks to Laura. You were my first reviewer (I don't count as a reviewer). As you can see, hypnotising works… hope you like this one too. Just so you people know, I haven't changed a lot of the text but I have done what I can.
Frodo: Pras Boromir: Ol' Dirty bastard Rosie: Mya
FRODO FEAT. BOROMIR AND ROSIE-
Shire Superstar
(BOROMIR:)
Man man
Look up at the sky
All the stars man
The stars is beautiful tonight
Look at 'em
CHORUS:
(ROSIE:)
Shire superstar
That is what you are
Comin' from afar
Reachin' for Mt. Doom
Run away with me
To another place
We can rely
On each other, uh-huh
From one corner
To another, uh-huh
(Frodo:)
Uh, yeah, yo, yo
Some got, hopes and dreams
We got, ways and means
The surpreme dream team
Always up with the schemes
From hubcaps to sellin' raps
Name your theme
My rise to the top
Floatin' on this cream
Who the hell wanna stop me
I hated those who doubt me
A million ReFugees
With unlimited warranties
Blue eyed hobbit
Ain't no one gonna stop it
Diplomatic legalese
No time for a Visa
They just begun
I'ma shoot them one by one
Got five sides to me
Somethin' like a Pentagon
Strike with the
Forces of King Aragorn
Lettin' bygones be bygones
And so on, and so on
I'ma teach this cat
How to live in the Shire
Keepin' it retro-spective
From the get go
Lay low, let my mind
Shine like a halo
P-P-Politic with ghetto
Mayors on the deelow
Repeat chorus
(BOROMIR:)
One two, and you don't stop, yo
My eyes is sore, bein' a man from Gondor
Behind closed doors hittin'
Truth to the seafloor
The rich go North ignore
The tug of war
While the kids are poor
Open new and better drug stores
So I became hardcore
Couldn't take it no more
Change the law
I find myself
Walkin' the streets
Tryin' to find what's really
Goin' on in the streets
(FRODO:)
Yea, yo, yo, yo
Now every dog got his day
Needless to say
When the Dark Lord away that's
When them orcs want to play
I told you, mess around
You fools like Cassius Clay
Stretch my heater make
You do a pas de bourree
Kick your balls like Pele
Pick 'em doin' ballet
Peak like Dante
Broader than Broadway
Get applause like a matador
Cry yellin', ole
Who the hell wanna save me
Everyone from Gandy, to Leggy
Come on
Repeat chorus
(FRODO:)
Yeah, yo, yeah
Just when you thought
It was safe in a common place
Showcase your finest is
Losin' fast in the horse race
Two faced, gettin' defaced
Out like Scarface
Throw your roll money
Let me put on my screwface
(BOROMIR:)
Well I'm paranoid
At the things I said
Wonderin' what's the penalty
From day to day, I'm hangin' out
Partyin' with girls
That never die
You see I was
Pickin' on the small fries
My campaign tellin' lies
Was just spreadin' my love
Didn't know my love
Was the one holdin'
The gun and the glove
But it's all good as long
As it's understand
It's all together now
In the hood
Repeat chorus
(FRODO:)
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Yeah
All Stars
Yeah yeah yeah
Repeat chorus
(BOROMIR:)
Sing it baby
Sing it baby
To another
Yeah, hee, ahh
A/N: I had to take Rosie because she was the only one I could think of for this song… and yes, I know that it's not nice to have Boromir as Ol' Dirty Bastard. But what can I say, I'm not a nice person sometimes. Remember, the purple button is your friend, it won't bite. *takes out old watch again, starts dangling it* you are now hypnotised. You WILL press the purple button. You MUST review. You ARE going to press it. NOW!